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American journalists today #news #dazedandconfused
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
American journalists today #news #dazedandconfused
I’m comforted by the fact that ghost face would never reach me, I’m too busy being scammed by… Switzerland?
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I’m comforted by the fact that ghost face would never reach me, I’m too busy being scammed by… Switzerland?
Why tf does Joffrey look like Michael J Fox and Jeff Foxworthy I’m dead what is this 😂 #got #joffrey #jackgleeson
October 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why tf does Joffrey look like Michael J Fox and Jeff Foxworthy I’m dead what is this 😂 #got #joffrey #jackgleeson
When sick read a sick book, Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins ❤️
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When sick read a sick book, Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins ❤️
$799 for chonky af get a swirly in the 80’s glasses? I’m good I did not get lasik just for that shit #meta #aiwearables #nerd
September 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
$799 for chonky af get a swirly in the 80’s glasses? I’m good I did not get lasik just for that shit #meta #aiwearables #nerd
As a follow up to yesterday’s post, I now have COVID 😂
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
As a follow up to yesterday’s post, I now have COVID 😂
I’m so sad but every time I see how the groomer did my grandma’s cat dirty I know things can be ok #justice4binx #cat
August 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m so sad but every time I see how the groomer did my grandma’s cat dirty I know things can be ok #justice4binx #cat
I looked up the Supreme Court cases left and I can’t believe I have to say this but straight virgins who don’t do heroin can get HIV too. Also queer people exist, so the theme of “us existing” is something kids should know even if you or they hate us #scotus #supremecourt
June 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I looked up the Supreme Court cases left and I can’t believe I have to say this but straight virgins who don’t do heroin can get HIV too. Also queer people exist, so the theme of “us existing” is something kids should know even if you or they hate us #scotus #supremecourt
This is like that scene in Death to Smoochy with the “rocket” cookies 😂
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is like that scene in Death to Smoochy with the “rocket” cookies 😂
He’s basically Zapp Brannigan
June 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
He’s basically Zapp Brannigan
June 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If this list doesn’t have f*ggot or d*ke but it has *lly then I don’t want it #pridemonth #lgbtqiaplus
June 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If this list doesn’t have f*ggot or d*ke but it has *lly then I don’t want it #pridemonth #lgbtqiaplus
I guess somebody’s Daddy Issues Day Parade didn’t go well #trump #whatafuckinloser
June 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I guess somebody’s Daddy Issues Day Parade didn’t go well #trump #whatafuckinloser
June 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shout out to those who are no contact with their dads and feel super weird about Father’s Day #nocontact #fathersday #1800gotjunk
June 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Shout out to those who are no contact with their dads and feel super weird about Father’s Day #nocontact #fathersday #1800gotjunk
This local bartender is on trial for a really awful murder of a girl half his age and he looked familiar so I was creepin on his Facebook to see his last post was asking if anyone wanted to volunteer at Hunger Task force with him. I cannot stop thinking about this first comment
June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This local bartender is on trial for a really awful murder of a girl half his age and he looked familiar so I was creepin on his Facebook to see his last post was asking if anyone wanted to volunteer at Hunger Task force with him. I cannot stop thinking about this first comment
In non political news, same HEYOOO
April 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In non political news, same HEYOOO
Idk if I’m a ho but I’m definitely autistic and it shows 😂
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Idk if I’m a ho but I’m definitely autistic and it shows 😂
The next time someone tells me they’re fiscally conservative but socially liberal I’m just gonna ask if that means they believe in tanking the economy and fake being a kind person so people like them on paper
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The next time someone tells me they’re fiscally conservative but socially liberal I’m just gonna ask if that means they believe in tanking the economy and fake being a kind person so people like them on paper
I deeply, naively hope that transphobic supporters of her will look at this & realize it was never about keeping women safe. Also maybe if she actually experienced a pride festival she’d get a break from that house mold #jkrowling #asexuality #moldprevention
April 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I deeply, naively hope that transphobic supporters of her will look at this & realize it was never about keeping women safe. Also maybe if she actually experienced a pride festival she’d get a break from that house mold #jkrowling #asexuality #moldprevention
I’ll be thinking about this for awhile but I think it’s also due to people trying to claim they found a cure to push snake oil/abuse, along with how dog shit our medical system is/the need to not get fired. All of these things are probably true which is why everything’s harder than it needs to be 😅
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’ll be thinking about this for awhile but I think it’s also due to people trying to claim they found a cure to push snake oil/abuse, along with how dog shit our medical system is/the need to not get fired. All of these things are probably true which is why everything’s harder than it needs to be 😅
“I’m your huckleberry”ing in the sky, baby. #RIP #valkilmer
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“I’m your huckleberry”ing in the sky, baby. #RIP #valkilmer
This caption is such crazy work 😂 picking the happiest most loving photo of her too she’ll never be safe lmaoo #midnightmass
March 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This caption is such crazy work 😂 picking the happiest most loving photo of her too she’ll never be safe lmaoo #midnightmass