Captain Li Hellsing
@captainlihellsing.bsky.social
SF Bay Area Girl 🇲🇽🇮🇹🇵🇹Tule River Yokut. Member of S&C/Lupin Pod. Pastel goth, historian, lover of trash and stories, theater geek, opera nerd, come back kinkster. She/Her, They/Them. Poly/Pan.
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The Bad Bunny halftime show:
Over 135,000,000 viewers.
The white trash alternative:
6,000,000 viewers*
*But some people who can’t afford cable watched it on YouTube, y’all!
Over 135,000,000 viewers.
The white trash alternative:
6,000,000 viewers*
*But some people who can’t afford cable watched it on YouTube, y’all!
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The Bad Bunny halftime show:
Over 135,000,000 viewers.
The white trash alternative:
6,000,000 viewers*
*But some people who can’t afford cable watched it on YouTube, y’all!
Over 135,000,000 viewers.
The white trash alternative:
6,000,000 viewers*
*But some people who can’t afford cable watched it on YouTube, y’all!
For a Supebowl in my home area, with Bad Bunny as its performer.
To some, my multicultural pride and Bay Area pride may be annoying to you. But trust, I am proud because for years I’ve been made to feel like the cultural I’ve been raised in was something to hide. Something shameful.
To some, my multicultural pride and Bay Area pride may be annoying to you. But trust, I am proud because for years I’ve been made to feel like the cultural I’ve been raised in was something to hide. Something shameful.
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
For a Supebowl in my home area, with Bad Bunny as its performer.
To some, my multicultural pride and Bay Area pride may be annoying to you. But trust, I am proud because for years I’ve been made to feel like the cultural I’ve been raised in was something to hide. Something shameful.
To some, my multicultural pride and Bay Area pride may be annoying to you. But trust, I am proud because for years I’ve been made to feel like the cultural I’ve been raised in was something to hide. Something shameful.
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All the songs they played were off American Idiot, a famously very political album. God, some people are stupid. And NBC censored the hell out of it, this sucks.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
All the songs they played were off American Idiot, a famously very political album. God, some people are stupid. And NBC censored the hell out of it, this sucks.
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
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INCREDIBLE.
The singing, the dancing, the pride in our culture… THE ABSOLUTE LOVE.
THANK YOU BAD BUNNY.
Proud, as always, to be a Latina! 🇨🇱 😭
The singing, the dancing, the pride in our culture… THE ABSOLUTE LOVE.
THANK YOU BAD BUNNY.
Proud, as always, to be a Latina! 🇨🇱 😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
INCREDIBLE.
The singing, the dancing, the pride in our culture… THE ABSOLUTE LOVE.
THANK YOU BAD BUNNY.
Proud, as always, to be a Latina! 🇨🇱 😭
The singing, the dancing, the pride in our culture… THE ABSOLUTE LOVE.
THANK YOU BAD BUNNY.
Proud, as always, to be a Latina! 🇨🇱 😭
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See, I was thinking it was racism.
The whole controversy over Bad Bunny boils down to the simple fact that extreme social conservatism is incapable of producing interesting and compelling art of any kind, and so its adherents must use inferior artists to try to convince themselves that they aren't out of touch.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
See, I was thinking it was racism.
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This our country too and they can’t stand it. Literally be shakin and throwin up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
This our country too and they can’t stand it. Literally be shakin and throwin up.
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At least someone got to spike the football
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
At least someone got to spike the football
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cause that's what heroes do.
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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what if this makes him so mad it finally happens
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
what if this makes him so mad it finally happens
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Bad Bunny’s halftime show perfectly showcased our culture. From the old men playing dominos, the chicas getting their nails done, a little boy sleeping on three chairs at a wedding.
We Latinos fucking MADE IT. He didn’t sing in English, don’t have to.
We Latinos fucking MADE IT. He didn’t sing in English, don’t have to.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Bad Bunny’s halftime show perfectly showcased our culture. From the old men playing dominos, the chicas getting their nails done, a little boy sleeping on three chairs at a wedding.
We Latinos fucking MADE IT. He didn’t sing in English, don’t have to.
We Latinos fucking MADE IT. He didn’t sing in English, don’t have to.
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From Canada to Chile
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
From Canada to Chile
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Trads raging over a romance language always made no sense to me. It’s called Latin America for a reason, I thought you wanted to RETVRN.
To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Trads raging over a romance language always made no sense to me. It’s called Latin America for a reason, I thought you wanted to RETVRN.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
👀 | OpenAI is reportedly burning cash fast, with losses projected to reach $14B in 2026 and a possible cash shortfall by 2027.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
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It's fucked up how good garlic bread is. How am I supposed to get in shape when sticks of garlic bread exist. You delicious bastards.
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It's fucked up how good garlic bread is. How am I supposed to get in shape when sticks of garlic bread exist. You delicious bastards.
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the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out