Millennial Falcon
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My halo sits way low, it feels like it’s bent.
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
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Oh, don’t worry. They have said that verbatim. “You’re treating me like a black person.”
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Oh, don’t worry. They have said that verbatim. “You’re treating me like a black person.”
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“Habibi, get her to Yonkers safe and sound okay?”
“Hey I might be sleep by the time you get home but just text me so I know you’re good”
But its 3:35pm
*door shuts* *2 taps on the roof*
“Hey I might be sleep by the time you get home but just text me so I know you’re good”
But its 3:35pm
*door shuts* *2 taps on the roof*
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Habibi, get her to Yonkers safe and sound okay?”
“Hey I might be sleep by the time you get home but just text me so I know you’re good”
But its 3:35pm
*door shuts* *2 taps on the roof*
“Hey I might be sleep by the time you get home but just text me so I know you’re good”
But its 3:35pm
*door shuts* *2 taps on the roof*
I can only imagine how this shit was rationalized by people before science was invented lol.
I still can't believe this is real.
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I can only imagine how this shit was rationalized by people before science was invented lol.
This is beautiful lmao
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This is beautiful lmao
Goddamn, what’s the second worst? Lol
Fellas play this if you find yourself thinking that women back in the day treated their men better or put up with more from their men.
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Goddamn, what’s the second worst? Lol
Lmao
look at sophie cunningham fucking up the W stats.
This analysis confirms what we very much already knew, but in case there are any baseball fans still under any illusions about the player population, this should dispel those.
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January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Lmao
Carson Beck had pretty solid all game, it was time smh lol.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Carson Beck had pretty solid all game, it was time smh lol.
Mendoza gon sleep in the cold tub tonight, but he gon be in that bitch wit the natty lol.
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Mendoza gon sleep in the cold tub tonight, but he gon be in that bitch wit the natty lol.
Lmaoooo
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Lmaoooo
This Caleb Williams fella got an arm on him don’t he?! lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This Caleb Williams fella got an arm on him don’t he?! lol
A soccer tackle??
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
A soccer tackle??
Goddamn wtf Josh Allen do to yall??
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Goddamn wtf Josh Allen do to yall??
Footlocker
If I say “a magical place where dreams come true”..
What store am I talking about?
What store am I talking about?
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Footlocker
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i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
BARTIROMO: You're getting heat on social media for saying you can eat healthy for $3. Some people say, 'How am I supposed to get a piece of chicken for under $3?'
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
The Reese’s Pieces not here for the bullshit.
Under a post on FB showing Angel Reese showing up at MEM-ORL a man who appears to be Indian-American made the comment "I thought that was AD".
In response, someone said I thought you was the gas station clerk and someone else said smells like curry in here
Now what did we learn?
In response, someone said I thought you was the gas station clerk and someone else said smells like curry in here
Now what did we learn?
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The Reese’s Pieces not here for the bullshit.
Everyone should be embarrassed.
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Everyone should be embarrassed.
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I can’t believe there was a “she ain’t Black” narrative about this Black ass woman please leave me alone 😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I can’t believe there was a “she ain’t Black” narrative about this Black ass woman please leave me alone 😭😭
Him crunching on the pork rinds in the background after she just cut him free is just… dogs man smh lol
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Him crunching on the pork rinds in the background after she just cut him free is just… dogs man smh lol
ICE is escalating shit and Minnesota is not backing down.
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
ICE is escalating shit and Minnesota is not backing down.
Damson as Black Panther AND Colman as Kang?!
a man in a tan jacket is sitting on a couch and says " absolutely "
ALT: a man in a tan jacket is sitting on a couch and says " absolutely "
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January 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Damson as Black Panther AND Colman as Kang?!
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Give me the 1.1 million please. Bc the rest of this is stupid lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Give me the 1.1 million please. Bc the rest of this is stupid lol
CJ Stroud got the yips??
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
CJ Stroud got the yips??
Did Justin Herbert get his o-line Christmas gifts this year? Did he keep the receipts?
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Did Justin Herbert get his o-line Christmas gifts this year? Did he keep the receipts?