Tio Bruce
@tiobruce.bsky.social
Charlie Crockett says I bear an uncanny resemblance to Billy Bob Thornton.
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Watching the Joe Ely ACL Hall of Fame again.
He remains the coolest motherfucker to do it.
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL.
He remains the coolest motherfucker to do it.
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL.
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Elon is a fraud. Boycott Tesla! Delete X!
Back in July, Elon told investors that Robotaxis would be available to "half the population of the US by the end the year." After analyzing the data, it looks like 32 total "self-driving" Tesla's are in service, and rarely more than 10 running at once #TeslaTakedown futurism.com/advanced-tra...
The Number of Robotaxis Tesla Is Actually Running Will Make You Snort Out of Your Nose With Pure Derision
A tracker purports to reveal the true size of Tesla's puny Robotaxi fleet, eliciting chortles and derision.
futurism.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Elon is a fraud. Boycott Tesla! Delete X!
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I mean, I will simply state from the point of medicine and good studies that we have that everything the president of the united states is suggesting here is entirely empirically disproven as necessary precaution.
We're going to get a bunch of child deaths and brain damage due to uncontrolled fevers
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I mean, I will simply state from the point of medicine and good studies that we have that everything the president of the united states is suggesting here is entirely empirically disproven as necessary precaution.
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YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR CONFIRMING THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THIS!!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR CONFIRMING THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THIS!!!!!!
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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Only Jake Tapper would think that Stephen Goebbels Miller is worthy for an interview.
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Only Jake Tapper would think that Stephen Goebbels Miller is worthy for an interview.
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How did we deal with pirates such as exist in this administration in the past?
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
How did we deal with pirates such as exist in this administration in the past?
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If you don't know what Trump means when he says "we're going to run Venezuela," you are not alone.
The Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader also apparently have no idea what that means and are unable to answer basic questions about it:
The Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader also apparently have no idea what that means and are unable to answer basic questions about it:
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If you don't know what Trump means when he says "we're going to run Venezuela," you are not alone.
The Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader also apparently have no idea what that means and are unable to answer basic questions about it:
The Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader also apparently have no idea what that means and are unable to answer basic questions about it:
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🎶 It’s a TAINT ZAPPER, check it and see…it’s got a voltage of a hundred and three 🎶
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
🎶 It’s a TAINT ZAPPER, check it and see…it’s got a voltage of a hundred and three 🎶
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If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.
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Thanks AG Garland
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Thanks AG Garland
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What's truly absurd is that this guy found a woman who would sleep with him.
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
What's truly absurd is that this guy found a woman who would sleep with him.
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One of the WSJ's A1 stories today was reported *6 months ago* by @404media.co, a team of just four journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
One of the WSJ's A1 stories today was reported *6 months ago* by @404media.co, a team of just four journalists.
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three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal
One of the WSJ's A1 stories today was reported *6 months ago* by @404media.co, a team of just four journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal
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If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
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LMAO
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Looking at grok’s “defenses” of posting creepy and criminal shit (that is, its algorithm spew), it really is pretty amazing how accurately AI can imitate the sociopathic persona of techbrahs and Trumpists
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Looking at grok’s “defenses” of posting creepy and criminal shit (that is, its algorithm spew), it really is pretty amazing how accurately AI can imitate the sociopathic persona of techbrahs and Trumpists
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1. Don't buy American products
2. Don't go there on tourism
3. Stop investing in American companies
4. Bring back the money you have invested there
They only understand the language of money. Maybe it is time for us to teach them a lesson.
2. Don't go there on tourism
3. Stop investing in American companies
4. Bring back the money you have invested there
They only understand the language of money. Maybe it is time for us to teach them a lesson.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
1. Don't buy American products
2. Don't go there on tourism
3. Stop investing in American companies
4. Bring back the money you have invested there
They only understand the language of money. Maybe it is time for us to teach them a lesson.
2. Don't go there on tourism
3. Stop investing in American companies
4. Bring back the money you have invested there
They only understand the language of money. Maybe it is time for us to teach them a lesson.
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The endpoint of Real New Yorker discourse is Matt Forney, a guy who wrote a how-to book on sex tourism and grew up in Syracuse, calling immigrants who moved to the city "useless biotrash" and lashing out at people who moved here and set up a new life. Unfathomably sad guy.
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The endpoint of Real New Yorker discourse is Matt Forney, a guy who wrote a how-to book on sex tourism and grew up in Syracuse, calling immigrants who moved to the city "useless biotrash" and lashing out at people who moved here and set up a new life. Unfathomably sad guy.
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the editor in chief of Tablet reposting a white nationalist who self-published a how-to book on sex tourism in the philippines
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the editor in chief of Tablet reposting a white nationalist who self-published a how-to book on sex tourism in the philippines
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I hope the Global South bands together in alliance and bans all Americans from tourism/entry then sanctions the U.S.
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I hope the Global South bands together in alliance and bans all Americans from tourism/entry then sanctions the U.S.
If I was Mexico I'd close the borders to tourism. No low cost medical and dental and drugs. Too bad, so sad.
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Well, at least this is one bright spot. This has undoubtedly boosted international tourism which brings in $180bn.
Oh. Wait. No.
Oh. Wait. No.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Well, at least this is one bright spot. This has undoubtedly boosted international tourism which brings in $180bn.
Oh. Wait. No.
Oh. Wait. No.
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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I'm going to say it plainly: Vote scolding is good, vote shaming is good. You should be reminded that the choices you make have consequences especially if those consequences are dire. If you don't like people pointing out what your decisions lead to, try making good decisions.
Pretty fucking wild to see people in January 2026 whining about “vote scolding” to defend people who couldn’t get off their ass to vote against Trump. Whatever they thought of Harris, they can never honestly answer whether the world would be better if she’d won (lol of fucking course it would).
January 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I'm going to say it plainly: Vote scolding is good, vote shaming is good. You should be reminded that the choices you make have consequences especially if those consequences are dire. If you don't like people pointing out what your decisions lead to, try making good decisions.