Captain Li Hellsing
@captainlihellsing.bsky.social
SF Bay Area Girl 🇲🇽🇮🇹🇵🇹Tule River Yokut. Member of S&C/Lupin Pod. Pastel goth, historian, lover of trash and stories, theater geek, opera nerd, come back kinkster. She/Her, They/Them. Poly/Pan.
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“Your Captain for Dark Mornings”
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I still it call it Armistice Day
I hereby motion to call it Armistice Day again.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I still it call it Armistice Day
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
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TSA agents are working to protect us without pay, and House Republicans are MIA, protecting Trump from the Epstein files. Priorities?
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
TSA agents are working to protect us without pay, and House Republicans are MIA, protecting Trump from the Epstein files. Priorities?
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In an interesting parallel, Kaito Kid's first heist within Detective Conan has him look for a jewel on a cruising boat... just like the original Arsène Lupin in his very first appearance aboard "La Provence". #kaitokid #detectiveconan #arsènelupin #manga #anime #mauriceleblanc #goshoaoyama
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In an interesting parallel, Kaito Kid's first heist within Detective Conan has him look for a jewel on a cruising boat... just like the original Arsène Lupin in his very first appearance aboard "La Provence". #kaitokid #detectiveconan #arsènelupin #manga #anime #mauriceleblanc #goshoaoyama
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So the the United States Supreme Court has gone from protecting schoolchildren from racism in 1954 to helping to kill them with malnourishment in 2025? And the arc of history bends towards justice, you say?
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So the the United States Supreme Court has gone from protecting schoolchildren from racism in 1954 to helping to kill them with malnourishment in 2025? And the arc of history bends towards justice, you say?
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Frankenstein was pure art from top to bottom. I loved every damn second of that movie. If even a piece of you is considering making a trek to see it in theater before it hits Netflix: just go. Go. If you love art, just go.
Just incredible. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time.
Just incredible. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time.
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Frankenstein was pure art from top to bottom. I loved every damn second of that movie. If even a piece of you is considering making a trek to see it in theater before it hits Netflix: just go. Go. If you love art, just go.
Just incredible. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time.
Just incredible. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time.
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Happy birthday, Gargoyles!🥳🎂
The "Gargoyles" animated series premiered on this day (Oct. 24) in 1994 with "Awakening, Part One!" One of the best and most influential shows of the 1990s, this fan-favorite cartoon offered-up mature and complex characters, incredible casting, and strong story-telling! #Gargoyles
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Happy birthday, Gargoyles!🥳🎂
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Lupin the Third has a canonically 8-inch cock
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Lupin the Third has a canonically 8-inch cock
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Guillermo del Toro says he would be interested in doing a new ‘PHANTOM OF THE OPERA’ film
“It’s such a classic tale but I would do it differently. I have a couple of ideas but for now, I’m going into crime and stop-motion”
(Source: @inverse.com)
“It’s such a classic tale but I would do it differently. I have a couple of ideas but for now, I’m going into crime and stop-motion”
(Source: @inverse.com)
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Guillermo del Toro says he would be interested in doing a new ‘PHANTOM OF THE OPERA’ film
“It’s such a classic tale but I would do it differently. I have a couple of ideas but for now, I’m going into crime and stop-motion”
(Source: @inverse.com)
“It’s such a classic tale but I would do it differently. I have a couple of ideas but for now, I’m going into crime and stop-motion”
(Source: @inverse.com)
I’m trying. I think they got the message that the biggest rip off in pharmacy is when patients have to pay the full list price during their deductible phase. And to make matters worse, a big chunk of the money goes to the PBMs and insurance companies
@mcuban.bsky.social I saw your senate hearing regarding drug pricing. I appreciate all of your explanations and thank you for fighting a good fight.
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Old posts for the new feed
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Old posts for the new feed
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As someone with a niche interest in the history of heists, I am getting my popcorn.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As someone with a niche interest in the history of heists, I am getting my popcorn.
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"Interpol sent their top investigator, Inspector Koichi Zenigata to the Louvre earlier today."
Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports reut.rs/43u2cX1
Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports
A robbery has taken place at the Louvre museum in Paris early on Sunday, French Culture Minister Rachida Dati said, with the newspaper Le Parisien reporting several thieves have stolen pieces of jewellery from the Napoleon collection.
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October 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Interpol sent their top investigator, Inspector Koichi Zenigata to the Louvre earlier today."
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You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.
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October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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🚨Sleuths get your magnifying glasses ready!! 🔎
#DetectiveConan Collection 2 drops November 1st, in TWO weeks!!
The blurb teases “Allies and Rivals: The Detective Boys and Kid?!” (We presume Heiji as well.)
We can hardly wait the fortnight!
@tmsanime.com
#DetectiveConan Collection 2 drops November 1st, in TWO weeks!!
The blurb teases “Allies and Rivals: The Detective Boys and Kid?!” (We presume Heiji as well.)
We can hardly wait the fortnight!
@tmsanime.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🚨Sleuths get your magnifying glasses ready!! 🔎
#DetectiveConan Collection 2 drops November 1st, in TWO weeks!!
The blurb teases “Allies and Rivals: The Detective Boys and Kid?!” (We presume Heiji as well.)
We can hardly wait the fortnight!
@tmsanime.com
#DetectiveConan Collection 2 drops November 1st, in TWO weeks!!
The blurb teases “Allies and Rivals: The Detective Boys and Kid?!” (We presume Heiji as well.)
We can hardly wait the fortnight!
@tmsanime.com
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Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
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wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors
“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
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Ah yes, the old ‘I take photos with extremists but have no idea who they are’ defense. Classic.
Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?
JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies
JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ah yes, the old ‘I take photos with extremists but have no idea who they are’ defense. Classic.
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Your regular reminder that Bibi Netanyahu is about as religious and theologically serious as Trump is.
That is to say--
yeah.
Exactly that much.
In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.
That is to say--
yeah.
Exactly that much.
In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Your regular reminder that Bibi Netanyahu is about as religious and theologically serious as Trump is.
That is to say--
yeah.
Exactly that much.
In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.
That is to say--
yeah.
Exactly that much.
In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.
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Rest in peace, Drew Struzan, the legendary artist who illustrated some of the greatest movie posters of all time.
October 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Rest in peace, Drew Struzan, the legendary artist who illustrated some of the greatest movie posters of all time.