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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
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If one is looking for left-FP ideas from electeds in the US, could do worse than follow the lead of Ilhan Omar, who has repeatedly put forth a repeal of the Hague Invasion Act as a core necessity for international rule of law. US alignment should not function as a backstop against justice for crimes
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If one is looking for left-FP ideas from electeds in the US, could do worse than follow the lead of Ilhan Omar, who has repeatedly put forth a repeal of the Hague Invasion Act as a core necessity for international rule of law. US alignment should not function as a backstop against justice for crimes
I can’t believe the kid who got owned posted this. I got hit hard once in high school and was embarrassed for days; imagine if the entire country was laughing at you (he deserved both the hit and the mocking, to be clear)
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I can’t believe the kid who got owned posted this. I got hit hard once in high school and was embarrassed for days; imagine if the entire country was laughing at you (he deserved both the hit and the mocking, to be clear)
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Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
PPP poll | 2/2-2/3 LV
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
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Once again, Bill is still the conservative opinion here, because we're at wine moms lightning potential ICE concentration camps on fire IN MISSOURI as a real thing. The fact that Chuck isn't even at defund means he needs to retire and go away.
C’mon, Chuck. You’re fighting to “rein in” ICE? DEFUND ICE.
This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that ICE has been involved in. DHS and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.
And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Once again, Bill is still the conservative opinion here, because we're at wine moms lightning potential ICE concentration camps on fire IN MISSOURI as a real thing. The fact that Chuck isn't even at defund means he needs to retire and go away.
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
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Dudes (I believe it’s a non-gendered term, if not forgive me) rock
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Dudes (I believe it’s a non-gendered term, if not forgive me) rock
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American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
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Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beek’s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially
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February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beek’s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Has anyone famous ever come from Estacada? And no, the guy who decapitated his mom and brought her head into a grocery store wasn’t from there, it was a town over
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Has anyone famous ever come from Estacada? And no, the guy who decapitated his mom and brought her head into a grocery store wasn’t from there, it was a town over
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everyone in the legendarium is chaste except the sex pests is i think an accurate description
It's important that I get a large sample size of answers to this:
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
Is Gandalf horny? Chaste? Somewhere in between?
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
everyone in the legendarium is chaste except the sex pests is i think an accurate description
Not apologizing for this in any way, fuck this language. I just can’t believe she said ‘fart (n word)’. It’s like when I was in third grade and knew the n word was the worst word so I called a white girl it.
Warner Bros. Discovery has not only canceled the show, and fired Curtis, but wiped the home renovation series from its streaming platforms. www.avclub.com/hgtv-nukes-r...
HGTV nukes Rehab Addict after video of host Nicole Curtis using slur circulates online
HGTV nukes Rehab Addict after video of host Nicole Curtis using slur circulates online
www.avclub.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Not apologizing for this in any way, fuck this language. I just can’t believe she said ‘fart (n word)’. It’s like when I was in third grade and knew the n word was the worst word so I called a white girl it.
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Kenny White Powers
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Kenny White Powers
I did a good chunk of weapons training, both filipino martial arts, aikido, and jeet kun do from a disciple of Dan Inosanto. The one constant is never get in a knife fight
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I did a good chunk of weapons training, both filipino martial arts, aikido, and jeet kun do from a disciple of Dan Inosanto. The one constant is never get in a knife fight
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Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
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a bunch of people in the epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
a bunch of people in the epstein files
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Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
I graduated college in 2012, this is the longest I’ve ever been unemployed. Please hire me lol
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I graduated college in 2012, this is the longest I’ve ever been unemployed. Please hire me lol
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well I'm sure everything is just dandy at those unsupervised camps full of children
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
well I'm sure everything is just dandy at those unsupervised camps full of children
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"Experts and witnesses attributed this phenomenon to Israel’s systematic use of internationally prohibited thermal and thermobaric weapons, often referred to as vacuum or aerosol bombs, capable of generating temperatures exceeding 3,500 degrees Celsius [6,332 degrees Fahrenheit]."
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"Experts and witnesses attributed this phenomenon to Israel’s systematic use of internationally prohibited thermal and thermobaric weapons, often referred to as vacuum or aerosol bombs, capable of generating temperatures exceeding 3,500 degrees Celsius [6,332 degrees Fahrenheit]."
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Seems like the Epstein emails naming a ton of names, but keeping the specific actions of our president undisclosed, leads to a situation where the worst people in the world have essentially nothing to lose in threatening to expose our president if he were to threaten their lifestyles in any way.
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said
Trump 'fully supports' commerce chief Lutnick
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said.
www.rte.ie
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Seems like the Epstein emails naming a ton of names, but keeping the specific actions of our president undisclosed, leads to a situation where the worst people in the world have essentially nothing to lose in threatening to expose our president if he were to threaten their lifestyles in any way.