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captainfart.bsky.social
@captainfart.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Every time I hear or see him I think of this tweet
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don’t think leftist infighting helps anyone, wish both sides would cut it out already, but being happy someone is permanently disabled is a pretty gross statement
July 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Also the frogs only stay in if they don’t have a brain!
June 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m jealous. I looked away from my dishwasher for 30 seconds and now…
June 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is he a troublemaker? My Fionn is
June 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
June 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dude at my grocery store with an awesome sweater
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He also dunked on people from the front line

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May 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
January 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
January 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Portland! Anyone want this cat? Needs to be the only pet in the house.
December 3, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Portland! Anyone want a three legged kitten?
November 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Meanwhile you’re just anti downs kids?
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Hazing
November 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Literally the cartoon
November 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Darth I know it’s a cat but Casanova was supposed to die yesterday and the doc said hell no, he’s got some fight! Poor guy only has a year at best but he’s a sweet guy who fights to the end and seems a good metaphor for everything
November 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Thanks! Just looked in on the kittens and got an even better pic!
November 1, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Haven’t been creating a ton because I’ve been working and fostering, but fostering makes me so proud I don’t mind.
November 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Fosters are growing if anyone in Portland wants one
October 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Odin is not thrilled about getting a shot
October 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Working on what might be the last sunny day
October 22, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Show your pet and who they’re named after
October 21, 2024 at 4:01 AM