Caped Jackass
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Nebraskan now calling Minneapolis home.
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I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
Subscribed to @racketmn.bsky.social, @tpm.bsky.social, and @Wired.com.
This guy is allowed to ask questions to the Pentagon while real reporters are kept out.
Republicans only trust fellow pedophiles is the logical conclusion here and no media will cover that.
Republicans only trust fellow pedophiles is the logical conclusion here and no media will cover that.
The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This guy is allowed to ask questions to the Pentagon while real reporters are kept out.
Republicans only trust fellow pedophiles is the logical conclusion here and no media will cover that.
Republicans only trust fellow pedophiles is the logical conclusion here and no media will cover that.
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Immediately
World Cup and the Olympics need to get relocated.
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Immediately
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He was already on the ground. This is government-sponsored sadism. That is, Trump-sponsored sadism.
This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis.
Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.
Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
He was already on the ground. This is government-sponsored sadism. That is, Trump-sponsored sadism.
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Definitely. Take it straight from the oil, crypro & AI guys.
Not sure what the mechanism is, but the next Democratic administration needs to pay reparations to Minneapolis, St. Paul, and every other city illegally brutalized by these gangsters. Just like $3 billion to Minneapolis for a city sovereign wealth fund. Straightforward matter of justice
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Definitely. Take it straight from the oil, crypro & AI guys.
For those keeping score:
- Officers DO NOT have a responsibility to try and save anyone, even kids at the school they were hired to protect.
- Officers DO have the right to pepper spray you when you are restrained, break down your door as they please, and shoot innocent people.
- Officers DO NOT have a responsibility to try and save anyone, even kids at the school they were hired to protect.
- Officers DO have the right to pepper spray you when you are restrained, break down your door as they please, and shoot innocent people.
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) — Texas jury acquits Uvalde schools officer on charges he failed in duty to confront gunman in Robb Elementary attack.
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
For those keeping score:
- Officers DO NOT have a responsibility to try and save anyone, even kids at the school they were hired to protect.
- Officers DO have the right to pepper spray you when you are restrained, break down your door as they please, and shoot innocent people.
- Officers DO NOT have a responsibility to try and save anyone, even kids at the school they were hired to protect.
- Officers DO have the right to pepper spray you when you are restrained, break down your door as they please, and shoot innocent people.
Don’t mess with officers in Texas, but feel free to mess with the kids all you want.
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) — Texas jury acquits Uvalde schools officer on charges he failed in duty to confront gunman in Robb Elementary attack.
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Don’t mess with officers in Texas, but feel free to mess with the kids all you want.
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That this tweet says the same nonsensical thing three times means it is a spell, right?
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
That this tweet says the same nonsensical thing three times means it is a spell, right?
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To say what our government is doing is unconscionable greatly under states what’s happening?
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
To say what our government is doing is unconscionable greatly under states what’s happening?
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Is it @startribune.com policy to refer to anyone confronting ICE as a protester? This obscures the nature of what people are doing. We're not protesting ICE. We're constitutional observers documenting human rights abuses by agents of the state.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Is it @startribune.com policy to refer to anyone confronting ICE as a protester? This obscures the nature of what people are doing. We're not protesting ICE. We're constitutional observers documenting human rights abuses by agents of the state.
This is Trump’s America.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This is Trump’s America.
Will this be fully ignored by tomorrow’s @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com or will it be celebrated?
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Will this be fully ignored by tomorrow’s @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com or will it be celebrated?
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Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued
Cities Church in Saint Paul thinks this is just giving communion to the unfaithful.
That there will be arrests for protesting that church and this torture will go REWARDED by the Trump government is maddening.
That there will be arrests for protesting that church and this torture will go REWARDED by the Trump government is maddening.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Cities Church in Saint Paul thinks this is just giving communion to the unfaithful.
That there will be arrests for protesting that church and this torture will go REWARDED by the Trump government is maddening.
That there will be arrests for protesting that church and this torture will go REWARDED by the Trump government is maddening.
This is just inflicting pain and suffering because they can.
The nazis are here and they are nazi-ing unchecked by the Judiciary and with the support of the Executive and Legislative branches.
As a country, we are the baddies because of the GOP.
The nazis are here and they are nazi-ing unchecked by the Judiciary and with the support of the Executive and Legislative branches.
As a country, we are the baddies because of the GOP.
Minneapolis, today.
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This is just inflicting pain and suffering because they can.
The nazis are here and they are nazi-ing unchecked by the Judiciary and with the support of the Executive and Legislative branches.
As a country, we are the baddies because of the GOP.
The nazis are here and they are nazi-ing unchecked by the Judiciary and with the support of the Executive and Legislative branches.
As a country, we are the baddies because of the GOP.
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Minneapolis, today.
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Minneapolis, today.
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Note how three agents holding the civilian down.
Why spray?
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
“The NYTimes Epstein Reporting Removal Act is a huge with for America. Greenbay and NAFTA should celebrate this decision.”
-Trump for the Next Week
-Trump for the Next Week
If Europe found a way for him to save face and move on, great. But Carney's speech was still spoken and was still true. The bell has rung.
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“The NYTimes Epstein Reporting Removal Act is a huge with for America. Greenbay and NAFTA should celebrate this decision.”
-Trump for the Next Week
-Trump for the Next Week
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Imagine a newspaper printing “Bank robber says he won’t kill hostages, urges negotiations to get bank’s money.”
That is exactly what Trump is doing to Greenland and the media just plays along.
We need better news organizations and many should be burnt to the ground.
That is exactly what Trump is doing to Greenland and the media just plays along.
We need better news organizations and many should be burnt to the ground.
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Imagine a newspaper printing “Bank robber says he won’t kill hostages, urges negotiations to get bank’s money.”
That is exactly what Trump is doing to Greenland and the media just plays along.
We need better news organizations and many should be burnt to the ground.
That is exactly what Trump is doing to Greenland and the media just plays along.
We need better news organizations and many should be burnt to the ground.
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Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
MSNBC or some other quasi-sane media organization needs to do a show where it has Republican Media devotees watch Trump speeches and then defend GOP Media headlines.
It would be hilarious.
It would be hilarious.
Trump is giving a deranged, rambling monologue in Davos to an audience stunned into silence. He sounds incredibly tired, his voice raspy; he keeps trailing off into long pauses. It's jaw-dropping.
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
MSNBC or some other quasi-sane media organization needs to do a show where it has Republican Media devotees watch Trump speeches and then defend GOP Media headlines.
It would be hilarious.
It would be hilarious.
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Trump is giving a deranged, rambling monologue in Davos to an audience stunned into silence. He sounds incredibly tired, his voice raspy; he keeps trailing off into long pauses. It's jaw-dropping.
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Trump is giving a deranged, rambling monologue in Davos to an audience stunned into silence. He sounds incredibly tired, his voice raspy; he keeps trailing off into long pauses. It's jaw-dropping.
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
The sanewashing headlines are going to say "Trump Doubles Down On Greenland Demand In Davos Speech"
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I am once again asking our political media to do fucking better
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I am once again asking our political media to do fucking better
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This sounds awfully close to a felony threat against a US Congresswoman.
Trump: "We have this fake congressperson who they just reported is worth $30 million. You believe this? Ilhan Omar talking about 'the Constitution provides me-' She comes from a country that's not a country & she's telling us how to run America. Not gonna get away w/ it much longer, let me tell you"
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This sounds awfully close to a felony threat against a US Congresswoman.