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He / Him / Dammit
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
When he is dead
We’ll drink the night through.
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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*I blame Marxist AIs
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 AM
How is your Wednesday?
A B
C D
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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10/10 no notes
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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*It's interesting to see these spontaneous science-fiction dystopias in tweet form
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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❌Cancel your Hootsuite account.

Canadian alternatives:
heyorca.com
fedica.com
dashsocial.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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I think the last 24 hours in VA are a stronger indication of what the Democratic Party platform will be in 2026 and going forward than the feeble quaverings of Chuck Schumer.
The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session:

—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.

These will all go to 2026 referendums.
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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They're big mad that walking like a penguin doesn't look manly enough.
a group of people walking in the snow in front of a parking lot .
ALT: a group of people walking in the snow in front of a parking lot .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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There's some misinformation about Black people not being at Trump's New Year's Eve party at Mar-a-Lago where people are saying that none were present. This simply isn't true. There were in fact Black persons at the event.

They were serving the food.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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"Ignore my mother’s marriage advice. Especially if it involves a not-so-distant relation or anyone in the clergy."
A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
1. Learn to play the pianoforte moderately well. Stick to duets. 2. Stop taking long walks in the rain while underdressed. 3. Throw out...
buff.ly
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Toy Dolls - James Bond lives down our street
YouTube video by garageland66
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago. I mean what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. This is my job. This is cruel, just cruel."
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The USAF reportedly shot down an aircraft over Venezuela. Reports state that it was powered by "multiple antlered propulsion units". DOD says the aircraft was operating without a transponder or flight plan and carrying a large quantity of suspicious packages while engaged in "seasonal trafficking".
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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here's my 2026 bingo card
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM