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He / Him / Dammit
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Breaking: Trump announces the not island nation of Venezuela is surrounded by an armada.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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A second Pacific cold front will cross the Pacific Northwest Wednesday followed by another atmospheric river event. These will mean additional periods of gusty winds, mountain snow, and heavy to excessive rainfall with a renewed flooding threat. Make sure to check weather.gov for the latest.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Yes, because markets are efficient!
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Josh Marshall: "I don't think the tech boys have much sense that politics shifts both ways, that what happened in the winter of 2024/25 wasn't permanent. Indeed, it didn’t last through 2025."
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/are-t...
Are the Broligarchs Ready to Be on the Downward Turn of the Wheel?
Today, I want to share some additional thoughts with you on this...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Donald Trump does not understand that America’s food system hangs on a single mineral in Saskatchewan.
#potash #tariffs #cdnpoli #farming #agbiz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMTk...
The Dirty Politics of Donald Trump's Potash Tariffs
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I treat recipes like the written score for a jazz standard.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Three things about the Witkoff tapes:

1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.

2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.

3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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PHOTO TAKEN NOV 22, 1963 - HOW PRESIDENT KENNEDY LEFT THE OVAL OFFICE
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I remember when CB radios got popular, and I thought people couldn't possibly be more stupid and annoying.
How wrong I was.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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** Update **
Backlash much?
Welcome to the Resistance
Big CG is now saying the WaPo report was false and “These symbols have been and remain prohibited in the Coast Guard per policy. Any display, use or promotion of such symbols [...] will be thoroughly investigated & severely punished.”

A reaction to backlash?

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Coast Guard guidelines no longer consider swastikas and nooses hate symbols: report
‘We don’t deserve the trust of the nation if we’re unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas,’ one Coast Guard official said in response to the alleged change
www.independent.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Best Seattle learns to park
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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OMG. This is potentially very, very, very bad.
@kenwhite.bsky.social do you generally recommend that a client fabricate grand jury records (at least in part) in order to rush out an indictment before the statute of limitations hits in order to please Dear Leader?

Asking for El Jefe's most loyal real estate lawyer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM