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Callisto
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He / Him / Dammit
What do I want? Look, if I want it either I already bought it, or I can't afford it and you can't either.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
$40 million to aggrandize a woman whose primary abilities are a total lack of empathy, conscience, or gag reflex.
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Breaking: Trump announces the not island nation of Venezuela is surrounded by an armada.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Michigan is planning a potash mine, but is years away and won't supply all of the US needs.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The official White House photographer hates him.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Pretty sure he got the outfit from a joint that rents tuxes for proms.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM