Cal
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how do I communicate this
November 28, 2023 at 6:34 PM
how do I communicate this
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This painting of a slug by 18th century Japanese painter Nagasawa Rosetsu is my very favorite thing today
November 27, 2023 at 11:23 PM
This painting of a slug by 18th century Japanese painter Nagasawa Rosetsu is my very favorite thing today
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And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Friedrich Nietzsche
November 27, 2023 at 6:54 PM
And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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November 27, 2023 at 1:08 PM
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So can we confirm that being a pet owner is just a completely random but neverending lifetime of hypervigilance for Unauthorized Munching Noises from an unusual location or of an illicit timbre or duration
November 27, 2023 at 1:31 AM
So can we confirm that being a pet owner is just a completely random but neverending lifetime of hypervigilance for Unauthorized Munching Noises from an unusual location or of an illicit timbre or duration
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just woke up from a horrible dream. all the white people were going to die unless a computer said the n-word. thankfully, a libertarian was there.
November 26, 2023 at 1:41 PM
just woke up from a horrible dream. all the white people were going to die unless a computer said the n-word. thankfully, a libertarian was there.
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you know what. you guys are right. “you must vote for the guy who does not listen to his constituents nor care about what they think, to save democracy” is a legible and compelling message
November 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
you know what. you guys are right. “you must vote for the guy who does not listen to his constituents nor care about what they think, to save democracy” is a legible and compelling message
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If someone who actually does prison justice work tells me I shouldn't be happy about a murderous cop getting stabbed in jail I'll think about it. Otherwise I'll assume they're just a scold and will continue to be happy
November 25, 2023 at 4:39 AM
If someone who actually does prison justice work tells me I shouldn't be happy about a murderous cop getting stabbed in jail I'll think about it. Otherwise I'll assume they're just a scold and will continue to be happy
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I think they meant: a knife impacted with the victim's body, following which his body suffered some degree of damage
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — Ex-police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted of killing George Floyd, has been stabbed in federal prison, AP source says.
November 25, 2023 at 2:41 AM
I think they meant: a knife impacted with the victim's body, following which his body suffered some degree of damage
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If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
November 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
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so Kyle Rittenhouse is broke and Derek Chauvin got stabbed. hoping for an anvil to fall out of the sky on George Zimmerman or something now
November 25, 2023 at 2:22 AM
so Kyle Rittenhouse is broke and Derek Chauvin got stabbed. hoping for an anvil to fall out of the sky on George Zimmerman or something now
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You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers
November 25, 2023 at 4:14 AM
You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers
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PETA: it's horrible to eat turkeys. They would never eat humans
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all
November 24, 2023 at 2:48 AM
PETA: it's horrible to eat turkeys. They would never eat humans
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all
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“IT’S BLACK FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER” - company you only vaguely recognize (via email)
November 24, 2023 at 2:31 PM
“IT’S BLACK FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER” - company you only vaguely recognize (via email)
Is it bad if my first textpost here is horny? In all fairness, it is me xD
November 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Is it bad if my first textpost here is horny? In all fairness, it is me xD
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One of the new weed bodegas in my neighborhood was brave enough to put up the version of the American flag where all the stripes are green and the stars are replaced by little pot leaves. The famous Green Lives Matter flag has been raised in Yorkville. The battle is joined.
November 20, 2023 at 1:16 AM
One of the new weed bodegas in my neighborhood was brave enough to put up the version of the American flag where all the stripes are green and the stars are replaced by little pot leaves. The famous Green Lives Matter flag has been raised in Yorkville. The battle is joined.