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Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!

She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit

AuDHD shitposter extraordinaire and energy drink connoisseur 🔋💦

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This extreme white supremacist Christian from Central Oregon is posting addresses and photos of Somali and Islamic centers in the Portland area.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Behold: my greatest work
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The Republican health plan is thus:

1) Don't get sick
2) If you do get sick...
3) Die quickly and quietly, preferably while making profit for our corporate overlords
BREAKING: Mike Johnson just said he won't call a vote this year to extend enhanced subsidies under the Affordable Care Act — effectively guaranteeing they will expire at the end of this month.
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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This black squirrel hanging upside down from a branch and eating mountain ash berries is everything wholesome the season has to offer right now
#sqrlpix
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Now why would they vote against it? 🧐
The UN passed a resolution to protect humanitarian workers and UN personnel worldwide by a 153–1 vote. The United States was the only country to vote against it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Seems legit...
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
damn, i got some catching up to do
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Are you a fan of trans journalism? Are you an enjoyer of ranked lists? If you are either of those things, or both, we've got the end of year feature for you.

Read our list of the best ten and worst five examples of journalism on trans issues of 2025.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The Ten Best (and Five Worst) Pieces of Trans Journalism of 2025 — Assigned
The trans community has been plagued with a surplus of news in 2025. Here’s Assigned Media’s list of the best and worst of journalism on this beat.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Hey Tomi if you're wondering who caused this read who signs your paycheck
Tomi Lahren: “There used to be a time in media where if you said horrible, disgusting things, you didn't have much of a platform anymore because nobody would touch you”
Fox host Tomi Lahren: "I think we also need to talk about the rising antisemitism on the right and how it needs to be squashed because I find it repulsive and disgusting"
www.mediamatters.org
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@profanity.accountant how's my swearing?
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It’s hard to keep up, but this story by @transvestigations.bsky.social in @erininthemorning.com deserves our attention.

It highlights the depravity the anti-trans hate movement is built on.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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I respect the fact that beauty and the beast and the muppets Christmas carol have the same basic structure in their intros but for wildly different purposes
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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💔... so young. So much life to live. All the lives he might have saved. All the lives he could have touched, changed.

His family's unimaginable sorrow must become ours... we've seen exponential loss from guns, from the campus to the beach, among the poor and the privileged.

This must end. NOW.
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a freshman at Brown, had a condition as a child that required brain surgery. The experience created an unshakable ambition to become a brain surgeon, his sister said.

He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
Brown shooting victim was pursuing dream of becoming brain surgeon
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, 18, was one of two people killed at Brown University on Saturday.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Good morning from Milwaukee.

The trial of Judge Hannah Dugan is scheduled to kick off today at 9 a.m. Central Time. Look out for coverage throughout the week on All Rise News. www.allrisenews.com/p/hannah-dug...
Rising This Week: The trial of Judge Dugan
Donald Trump's attacks on the judiciary head for a reckoning this week — in more ways than one.
www.allrisenews.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.

It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Something noteworthy about the animal farm movie is it’s being distributed by Angel Studios, the Mormon adjacent film distribution company that put out The Sound of Freedom and is distributing a David and Goliath themed CG movie this month that looks like ass.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The Nuremberg Laws, defined citizens as people of "German or related blood," effectively stripping Jews and other minorities of citizenship, making them mere "subjects" with no political rights, creating a racist, two-tiered system where only "Aryans" held full rights as Reich Citizens.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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there was a restaurant in the small town in Iowa where my ex lived that advertised itself entirely and exclusively with a hand-written sign reading “We Have Food”
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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"hardware is out. software is in. hardware is out. software is in. ",
i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
After much consideration, I have decided to apologize for my past statements, and I have embraced the need for the DoD to adopt the Silicon Valley Mindset.

I'm introducing what I would like to call App-Centric Warfare.

othermeans.io/p/app-centri...
App-Centric Warfare
How To Dominate the 21st Century Battlefield
othermeans.io
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.

It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM