Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!
She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit
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She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit
AuDHD shitposter extraordinaire and energy drink connoisseur 🔋💦
fake gamer girls in your area! click here!
twitch.com/caffeineheadache
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Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
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Something noteworthy about the animal farm movie is it’s being distributed by Angel Studios, the Mormon adjacent film distribution company that put out The Sound of Freedom and is distributing a David and Goliath themed CG movie this month that looks like ass.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something noteworthy about the animal farm movie is it’s being distributed by Angel Studios, the Mormon adjacent film distribution company that put out The Sound of Freedom and is distributing a David and Goliath themed CG movie this month that looks like ass.
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The Nuremberg Laws, defined citizens as people of "German or related blood," effectively stripping Jews and other minorities of citizenship, making them mere "subjects" with no political rights, creating a racist, two-tiered system where only "Aryans" held full rights as Reich Citizens.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Nuremberg Laws, defined citizens as people of "German or related blood," effectively stripping Jews and other minorities of citizenship, making them mere "subjects" with no political rights, creating a racist, two-tiered system where only "Aryans" held full rights as Reich Citizens.
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there was a restaurant in the small town in Iowa where my ex lived that advertised itself entirely and exclusively with a hand-written sign reading “We Have Food”
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
there was a restaurant in the small town in Iowa where my ex lived that advertised itself entirely and exclusively with a hand-written sign reading “We Have Food”
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"hardware is out. software is in. hardware is out. software is in. ",
i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
After much consideration, I have decided to apologize for my past statements, and I have embraced the need for the DoD to adopt the Silicon Valley Mindset.
I'm introducing what I would like to call App-Centric Warfare.
othermeans.io/p/app-centri...
I'm introducing what I would like to call App-Centric Warfare.
othermeans.io/p/app-centri...
App-Centric Warfare
How To Dominate the 21st Century Battlefield
othermeans.io
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"hardware is out. software is in. hardware is out. software is in. ",
i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
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Grok is... grokking again
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Grok is... grokking again
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Kudos to the Brown University students who are posting continuous live updates, spaced just minutes apart, on the campus shooting. A lot of grace and professionalism under immense pressure.
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
Live updates: Two deceased in active shooter incident at Brown University
Serving the Brown University community since 1891
www.browndailyherald.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kudos to the Brown University students who are posting continuous live updates, spaced just minutes apart, on the campus shooting. A lot of grace and professionalism under immense pressure.
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
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If Republicans don’t extend ACA subsidies people are going to die. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explains.
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If Republicans don’t extend ACA subsidies people are going to die. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explains.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Finally, jeans long enough for me.
guys, i just found a fashion brand company that makes 20 foot long blue jeans — this is not a joke, these are real and cost $1,800
https://www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/20-foot-long-nap-jeans
https://www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/20-foot-long-nap-jeans
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Finally, jeans long enough for me.
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
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I'm just an amateur, but it strikes me as foolhardy to radicalize the retired social studies set. (If anyone needs a middlewestern anger translator, this is somewhere between convention HE and nuclear.)
Bluesky has a 3 minute limit on videos but here’s part one for those who don’t have TikTok
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm just an amateur, but it strikes me as foolhardy to radicalize the retired social studies set. (If anyone needs a middlewestern anger translator, this is somewhere between convention HE and nuclear.)
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THIS IS FALSE. ACTIVE SHOOTER STILL AT LARGE. PROVIDENCE PD & BROWN PD ARE SEARCHING FLOOR BY FLOOR
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Officials say a suspect is in custody after reports of an active shooter at Brown University in Rhode Island.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
THIS IS FALSE. ACTIVE SHOOTER STILL AT LARGE. PROVIDENCE PD & BROWN PD ARE SEARCHING FLOOR BY FLOOR
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Remember, the Epstein survivors were girls.
They were children.
They were not “barely legal” women.
Pay attention to the language used today and push back if you hear to them referred to as women.
They were children and children can’t consent:
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
They were children.
They were not “barely legal” women.
Pay attention to the language used today and push back if you hear to them referred to as women.
They were children and children can’t consent:
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
15 Year Olds are Children and they Need Protection
Why are we debating if pedophilia is 'really that bad'? To protect pedophiles. This carefully crafted PR narrative is designed to make you think children can consent to sex with adults. They can't.
www.disabledginger.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Remember, the Epstein survivors were girls.
They were children.
They were not “barely legal” women.
Pay attention to the language used today and push back if you hear to them referred to as women.
They were children and children can’t consent:
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
They were children.
They were not “barely legal” women.
Pay attention to the language used today and push back if you hear to them referred to as women.
They were children and children can’t consent:
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
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💸💕 #helpsky
‼️ URGENT NEED ‼️ Help a Native Diabetic get the medicine to heal his leg wounds. MRSA is antibiotic resistant. Not treating means he will get sepsis and ultimately die. Need: $440
Venmo: Biglove7126.
CA: $Murd1976 #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid #SettlerSaturday #DisabledSky
Venmo: Biglove7126.
CA: $Murd1976 #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid #SettlerSaturday #DisabledSky
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
💸💕 #helpsky
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By the by, both Oregon senators almost never have a real person pick up are mostly a message box so if you're got phone anxiety they are REALLY EASY to call. PLEASE CALL THEM. Ask them to protect Section 230 and oppose Kosa. ESPECIALLY SUZANNE who keeps giving me a canned email response about it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
By the by, both Oregon senators almost never have a real person pick up are mostly a message box so if you're got phone anxiety they are REALLY EASY to call. PLEASE CALL THEM. Ask them to protect Section 230 and oppose Kosa. ESPECIALLY SUZANNE who keeps giving me a canned email response about it.
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With news that Dems with Republicans want to shut down Section 230 (which allows us to use platforms like Bluesky (which by taking it away would effectively shut it down), which is an endrun to straight up shutting down the internet, the oligarchy & DC elites are basically gonna end up like Nepal
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With news that Dems with Republicans want to shut down Section 230 (which allows us to use platforms like Bluesky (which by taking it away would effectively shut it down), which is an endrun to straight up shutting down the internet, the oligarchy & DC elites are basically gonna end up like Nepal
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Polygon really trying to have their cake and eat it here - the headline on the link pays lip service to the controversy around the game, but the headline on the actual article and the body of the text make no mention of it, and read as a straight promotion. Pretty fucking gross, honestly.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Polygon really trying to have their cake and eat it here - the headline on the link pays lip service to the controversy around the game, but the headline on the actual article and the body of the text make no mention of it, and read as a straight promotion. Pretty fucking gross, honestly.
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Trump’s social media tirade signals trouble as Hispanic and Black voters turn away. Read the full story at bit.ly/4oQC9RE
#TrumpTrouble #FallingSupport #MinorityVoters #PoliticalShift #GOP #Election2026 #PollingUpdate #News #RawStory #PoliticalNews
#TrumpTrouble #FallingSupport #MinorityVoters #PoliticalShift #GOP #Election2026 #PollingUpdate #News #RawStory #PoliticalNews
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trump’s social media tirade signals trouble as Hispanic and Black voters turn away. Read the full story at bit.ly/4oQC9RE
#TrumpTrouble #FallingSupport #MinorityVoters #PoliticalShift #GOP #Election2026 #PollingUpdate #News #RawStory #PoliticalNews
#TrumpTrouble #FallingSupport #MinorityVoters #PoliticalShift #GOP #Election2026 #PollingUpdate #News #RawStory #PoliticalNews
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note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
Lol the US just abandoned their effort to get mad at the guy that threw Bolsonaro in prison. Big "my toddler tantrum didn't get me nothing so we're done here" energy.
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
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TSA “provides a list multiple times a week to Immigration and Customs Enforcement of travelers who will be coming through airports. ICE can then match the list against its own database of people subject to deportation and send agents to the airport to detain those people.”
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
TSA “provides a list multiple times a week to Immigration and Customs Enforcement of travelers who will be coming through airports. ICE can then match the list against its own database of people subject to deportation and send agents to the airport to detain those people.”
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This means that Murdoc hitting 2-D with a car was an example of queer on queer violence. Sad 😔
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
![Albarn: That's the lovely thing about Gorillaz - it's still committed to everything existing in its own world. It's why l put that sound on my voice to separate me from [cartoon lead singer] 2-D. He…. Well, I actually don't think he's much of a he, he's more of a 'they', isn't he?
Hewlett: They're definitely more at home in that [non-binary] world. They're a sweetheart, they're open and accepting new information.
Albarn: Exactly, it's such a nice place to sing from.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreifoqfxkzjxz6oq5zh75dmks7wgy75zkpercumnvqubrm2vde4tdxy@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This means that Murdoc hitting 2-D with a car was an example of queer on queer violence. Sad 😔
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This family needs your support
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This family needs your support