Ben
@burriscommaben.bsky.social
Improv guy
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Person with a real job, family, set of feelings
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Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant
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Person with a real job, family, set of feelings
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Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant
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Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.
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Uh hey, Andy, I don't think you were tuned into the same channel as the rest of us? Can you describe the porno you were watching?
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Uh hey, Andy, I don't think you were tuned into the same channel as the rest of us? Can you describe the porno you were watching?
"this will so insanely cool"
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"this will so insanely cool"
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
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It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
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The voting box can be the pope
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The voting box can be the pope
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Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
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Animaniacs SING-ALONG 🎤 | Yakko’s World | WB Kids
YouTube video by WB Kids
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sounds cruel and unusual to me
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Sounds cruel and unusual to me
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So the entire reason they're trying to deport ANYONE/EVERYONE
is because they've set quotas.
These quotas are based on the lies they've told, that there are 'millions' of undocumented people ('illegal aliens')...you know the ones the DNC bring in on magic busses to steal votes.
So yeah.
is because they've set quotas.
These quotas are based on the lies they've told, that there are 'millions' of undocumented people ('illegal aliens')...you know the ones the DNC bring in on magic busses to steal votes.
So yeah.
The government says the people being deported are violent criminals, and they treat them inhumanely. But mostly they are subjecting ordinary people to extraordinary punishments.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
So the entire reason they're trying to deport ANYONE/EVERYONE
is because they've set quotas.
These quotas are based on the lies they've told, that there are 'millions' of undocumented people ('illegal aliens')...you know the ones the DNC bring in on magic busses to steal votes.
So yeah.
is because they've set quotas.
These quotas are based on the lies they've told, that there are 'millions' of undocumented people ('illegal aliens')...you know the ones the DNC bring in on magic busses to steal votes.
So yeah.
"We de-aged this fine wine back into grape juice"
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"We de-aged this fine wine back into grape juice"
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anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup
I can tell you this much: Lowes was pert near empty this time of night. In and out in like 10 minutes
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I can tell you this much: Lowes was pert near empty this time of night. In and out in like 10 minutes
oh thank god, the good MTG
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
oh thank god, the good MTG
Lord don't give him an empanada
I know y'all are going to have opinions about this... Syracuse's Donnie Freeman removes the crust from an Uncrustable
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Lord don't give him an empanada
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this is the kind of thing the label "independent thinker" should actually apply to
I know y'all are going to have opinions about this... Syracuse's Donnie Freeman removes the crust from an Uncrustable
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
this is the kind of thing the label "independent thinker" should actually apply to
I had the thought "it would be ironic if Vance and his family got detained by some Italian version of ICE"
but then I got stuck on the fact that the Italian version of ICE would have the name Italian ICE and now I'm just hungry for one of these
but then I got stuck on the fact that the Italian version of ICE would have the name Italian ICE and now I'm just hungry for one of these
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I had the thought "it would be ironic if Vance and his family got detained by some Italian version of ICE"
but then I got stuck on the fact that the Italian version of ICE would have the name Italian ICE and now I'm just hungry for one of these
but then I got stuck on the fact that the Italian version of ICE would have the name Italian ICE and now I'm just hungry for one of these
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If I were a billionaire yes I would occasionally swim in my money, but I would also spend most of my time going on adventures with my grandnephews and my below-average IQ pilot
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
If I were a billionaire yes I would occasionally swim in my money, but I would also spend most of my time going on adventures with my grandnephews and my below-average IQ pilot
they should keep the shooting and just make it a wintry mix triathlon
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
they should keep the shooting and just make it a wintry mix triathlon
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Understanding society is dangerous to reactionaries selling racial animus & crushing austerity, while enriching the rich
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Understanding society is dangerous to reactionaries selling racial animus & crushing austerity, while enriching the rich
Can't wait for the new leader of Space Force to be Spaceman Spiff
a man in a lab coat and tie is talking on a cell phone and says medicine is not a science .
ALT: a man in a lab coat and tie is talking on a cell phone and says medicine is not a science .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Can't wait for the new leader of Space Force to be Spaceman Spiff
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Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"