Ben
@burriscommaben.bsky.social
Improv guy
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Person with a real job, family, set of feelings
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Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant
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Person with a real job, family, set of feelings
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Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant
I once got a discount at the Denver Airport Voodoo Donut because they thought I was an airport employee. They thought that because I travel with the 3M WorkTunes headphones because my giant noggin has busted too many nice pairs of headphones
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I once got a discount at the Denver Airport Voodoo Donut because they thought I was an airport employee. They thought that because I travel with the 3M WorkTunes headphones because my giant noggin has busted too many nice pairs of headphones
My kid and I are lactose intolerant so at his request I spent a little extra, drive across town to the whole foods, got a Nutella alternative that doesn't have dairy.
this "No Stir" Sun Butter is the gloopiest, nastiest mess I've ever wasted 7+ dollars on (it was on sale! from $10)
this "No Stir" Sun Butter is the gloopiest, nastiest mess I've ever wasted 7+ dollars on (it was on sale! from $10)
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My kid and I are lactose intolerant so at his request I spent a little extra, drive across town to the whole foods, got a Nutella alternative that doesn't have dairy.
this "No Stir" Sun Butter is the gloopiest, nastiest mess I've ever wasted 7+ dollars on (it was on sale! from $10)
this "No Stir" Sun Butter is the gloopiest, nastiest mess I've ever wasted 7+ dollars on (it was on sale! from $10)
what in the bluesky oroboros
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
what in the bluesky oroboros
He looks like Joe Biden put a curse on him to make him also turn into this puppet
September 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He looks like Joe Biden put a curse on him to make him also turn into this puppet
I just bought the ingredients and made the Coconut Espresso Martini from @dropout.tv's Dirty Laundry a few weeks back.
I forgot to take a picture but they were very good as evidenced by the empty glass
I forgot to take a picture but they were very good as evidenced by the empty glass
August 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just bought the ingredients and made the Coconut Espresso Martini from @dropout.tv's Dirty Laundry a few weeks back.
I forgot to take a picture but they were very good as evidenced by the empty glass
I forgot to take a picture but they were very good as evidenced by the empty glass
I don't have a pocket knife, but I do have one of those key-tool doodads that can open a box or be used as a screwdriver
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I don't have a pocket knife, but I do have one of those key-tool doodads that can open a box or be used as a screwdriver
The best part of traveling for work is your wife sending you glamor shots of the cats.
July 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The best part of traveling for work is your wife sending you glamor shots of the cats.
My cats seem to be cultivating a "background video for lofi hip hop beats to study to" aesthetic
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My cats seem to be cultivating a "background video for lofi hip hop beats to study to" aesthetic
Project Manager: Did you get my email to bring proper PPE to site?
Me: Ohhh PPE. That's not what your email said.
PM: What did my email say?
Me: Ohhh PPE. That's not what your email said.
PM: What did my email say?
June 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Project Manager: Did you get my email to bring proper PPE to site?
Me: Ohhh PPE. That's not what your email said.
PM: What did my email say?
Me: Ohhh PPE. That's not what your email said.
PM: What did my email say?
Perfect casting. That's the kind of guy you can imagine getting his brain swapped with a gorilla.
June 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Perfect casting. That's the kind of guy you can imagine getting his brain swapped with a gorilla.
They have a website and there's a youtube video on it but the framing of it makes them look like literal clowns
May 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They have a website and there's a youtube video on it but the framing of it makes them look like literal clowns
I know Nintendo likes to bring back new JoyCon versions of old controllers
and the new one is going to have mouse functionality
just
how long until we get
this bad boy?
and the new one is going to have mouse functionality
just
how long until we get
this bad boy?
May 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I know Nintendo likes to bring back new JoyCon versions of old controllers
and the new one is going to have mouse functionality
just
how long until we get
this bad boy?
and the new one is going to have mouse functionality
just
how long until we get
this bad boy?
Movie tariffs already making movies with 50% fewer Coens
May 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Movie tariffs already making movies with 50% fewer Coens
