a guy you know
@burlivesstan.bsky.social
more like Herman SMELLville
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Everyone in the Epstein emails is making a pubic statement like, “You have to understand: at the time, nobody CARED that he was raping girls!”
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Everyone in the Epstein emails is making a pubic statement like, “You have to understand: at the time, nobody CARED that he was raping girls!”
Really not prepared for the number of times the Crying Dawson gif is about to be used
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Really not prepared for the number of times the Crying Dawson gif is about to be used
There is an entire baggage claim worth of stuff to unpack here
You Are Not Prepared for What Actually Shut Down the El Paso Airport This Morning, But Let's Just Say It Involves a Military Mega-Laser Shooting Something Down
Did the FAA announce an unprecedented 10-day shutdown of an international airport because of the Pentagon's experimental laser weapon?
futurism.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
There is an entire baggage claim worth of stuff to unpack here
(nodding)
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
(nodding)
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
they've dragged this snowman horror from the sea
now we feed it to the seagull dogs
now we feed it to the seagull dogs
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
they've dragged this snowman horror from the sea
now we feed it to the seagull dogs
now we feed it to the seagull dogs
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
@drpantsmusic.bsky.social Just now learned of this broadside from @lylelovett.bsky.social a couple of years ago
devastated by this creative rift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
devastated by this creative rift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
Lyle Lovett & His Large Band on Austin City Limits "Pants Is Overrated"
YouTube video by AustinCityLimitsTV
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November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
@drpantsmusic.bsky.social Just now learned of this broadside from @lylelovett.bsky.social a couple of years ago
devastated by this creative rift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
devastated by this creative rift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
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If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish.
Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
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Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/
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Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times
Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
Mercury-A — Entry — Ishtar Collective
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www.ishtar-collective.net
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times
Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
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they are HELPING
There are 17 cats in the Quick Death strike drone company of the Kharkiv Border Detachment
They’re the most sensitive sensors:as soon as the enemy launches a KAB bomb,the cats disappear into the dugouts with lightning speed.Their reaction is an unmistakable alarm signal.Cats also help relieve stress
They’re the most sensitive sensors:as soon as the enemy launches a KAB bomb,the cats disappear into the dugouts with lightning speed.Their reaction is an unmistakable alarm signal.Cats also help relieve stress
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
they are HELPING
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
@bungiehelp.bungie.net Hey would you please make a point of updating Bluesky whenever you update Twitter? I don't use that platform anymore because it is Dumb and Bad, and I don't want to have to use it for updates.
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@bungiehelp.bungie.net Hey would you please make a point of updating Bluesky whenever you update Twitter? I don't use that platform anymore because it is Dumb and Bad, and I don't want to have to use it for updates.
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The Walking Dead was the most talked-about show on TV like 13 years ago and now it has 85 spinoffs called The Gospel of Earl
February 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Walking Dead was the most talked-about show on TV like 13 years ago and now it has 85 spinoffs called The Gospel of Earl
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Just found a new reaction image
February 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just found a new reaction image
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
and I'm here to say
I pleaded not guilty in a major way
I pleaded not guilty in a major way
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
and I'm here to say
I pleaded not guilty in a major way
I pleaded not guilty in a major way
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i wish my son had not rubbed tuna salad into his hair
February 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i wish my son had not rubbed tuna salad into his hair