For real.

This is next level detached from reality

Like I seriously believe these people think they can do life like a damn Call of Duty level, I think that is what they are actually expecting

unacceptably low number of likes on this

I love how every dude who can grow a decent beard immediately clocked what was going on here, it does my heart good

That's totally it, he's still saved in some dudes' phones as "Patches the Clown"

my god, did that smell good

holy shit

Hey I got this too sometimes, and I found a setting that keeps the viewport basically static but lets you move the power wash handle around within it (instead of the camera moving every time you move the power washer) and it was incredibly helpful. ymmv of course

It all started when my well-off parents died and left me just over a million dollars

so help me god I will find the man who shit my pants

Beautifully executed rough chuckles

so this is not Joe Walsh from the Eagles, is what I'm picking up

"See, Elon? You don't need drugs to be a bad person! You can be a monster all on your own!"