Heather Woodward
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social
Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
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Reposted by Heather Woodward
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
I can’t explain it but hearing Vance say “I’m a Grok guy” makes me confident that his kids call him by his first name
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I can’t explain it but hearing Vance say “I’m a Grok guy” makes me confident that his kids call him by his first name
Reposted by Heather Woodward
Pundits scolding everyone mad at Chuck Schumer...
Dear Lord, STOP TALKING DOWN TO US.
It it unbelievably easy to see what happened here. There are only a handful of plausible scenarios and none of them cast Schumer in a good light.
People are mad for a reason. Feck off.
Dear Lord, STOP TALKING DOWN TO US.
It it unbelievably easy to see what happened here. There are only a handful of plausible scenarios and none of them cast Schumer in a good light.
People are mad for a reason. Feck off.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pundits scolding everyone mad at Chuck Schumer...
Dear Lord, STOP TALKING DOWN TO US.
It it unbelievably easy to see what happened here. There are only a handful of plausible scenarios and none of them cast Schumer in a good light.
People are mad for a reason. Feck off.
Dear Lord, STOP TALKING DOWN TO US.
It it unbelievably easy to see what happened here. There are only a handful of plausible scenarios and none of them cast Schumer in a good light.
People are mad for a reason. Feck off.
damnit he’s morally hot too
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
damnit he’s morally hot too
Oh nice! Chuck Schumer is back to his favorite tactic, “Bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Oh nice! Chuck Schumer is back to his favorite tactic, “Bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight.”
So well deserved since day 1. Give Andre everything.
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So well deserved since day 1. Give Andre everything.
It turns out sending the army after moms, starving people in need and posting videos of dropping shit on people isn’t a great strategy
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It turns out sending the army after moms, starving people in need and posting videos of dropping shit on people isn’t a great strategy
My platform: Hunger-Games the rich
- Institute a wealth cap, say $1b (High, I know)
- The incentive to stay below the cap? Go over and get sent to annual Hunger Games.
- Winner gets a second chance to get under the cap however they can, loser’s wealth over the cap gets distributed to the public. 1/
- Institute a wealth cap, say $1b (High, I know)
- The incentive to stay below the cap? Go over and get sent to annual Hunger Games.
- Winner gets a second chance to get under the cap however they can, loser’s wealth over the cap gets distributed to the public. 1/
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My platform: Hunger-Games the rich
- Institute a wealth cap, say $1b (High, I know)
- The incentive to stay below the cap? Go over and get sent to annual Hunger Games.
- Winner gets a second chance to get under the cap however they can, loser’s wealth over the cap gets distributed to the public. 1/
- Institute a wealth cap, say $1b (High, I know)
- The incentive to stay below the cap? Go over and get sent to annual Hunger Games.
- Winner gets a second chance to get under the cap however they can, loser’s wealth over the cap gets distributed to the public. 1/
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Heather Woodward
Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
You know what, I’m starting to think this “QAnon Shaman” guy might be crazy
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
QAnon Shaman Says He’s the ‘True’ President, Sues Trump for $40 Trillion
Jacob Chansley, better known as the shirtless, bison-horned "QAnon Shaman," is, unfortunately, back in the news.
www.vice.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know what, I’m starting to think this “QAnon Shaman” guy might be crazy
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
Can someone tell me when the wide leg jeans trend will end? Some of us with wide hips and big butts are really struggling out here.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can someone tell me when the wide leg jeans trend will end? Some of us with wide hips and big butts are really struggling out here.
Reposted by Heather Woodward
The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
Reposted by Heather Woodward
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October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Just when I thought I couldn’t be more horrified. We should never stop talking about this.
If - IF - there are any decent Republicans still out there, consider leaving your disgusting party because I don’t know how you fix root-rot like this.
If - IF - there are any decent Republicans still out there, consider leaving your disgusting party because I don’t know how you fix root-rot like this.
Breaking: Text messages of Young Republican groups across the country have just been leaked.
They talk about putting Democrats in “gas chambers,” attacking “Jews,” calling Black people “watermelon people,” calling to “rape” their enemies, and bringing back slavery.
They talk about putting Democrats in “gas chambers,” attacking “Jews,” calling Black people “watermelon people,” calling to “rape” their enemies, and bringing back slavery.
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more horrified. We should never stop talking about this.
If - IF - there are any decent Republicans still out there, consider leaving your disgusting party because I don’t know how you fix root-rot like this.
If - IF - there are any decent Republicans still out there, consider leaving your disgusting party because I don’t know how you fix root-rot like this.
I’m not crying at work, you are
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m not crying at work, you are
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
Reposted by Heather Woodward
I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means
The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.