Heather Woodward
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Heather Woodward
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social
Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast

All opinions here are my own
I wish I could remember who said it, but I recently heard the phrase, “They’re encouraging a culture war so that nobody notices the class war.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
- Anything under the cap can go to family or whoever is in their wills.
- Bonus: We get to see if Zuck was lying about those MMA lessons.

Just brainstorming on how to get out of this SNAP disaster since no one in the government is ✌🏼
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Ugh if ONLY I could get my JNCOs back 😫
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
(Should specify I’m not shocked they talk like this, it’s just infuriating to see it so brazen and all in one place)
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
OMGOMGOMG the tag! The cat ear-Nessie! I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOUUUUU!!!!! 😭😭😭
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Anyway, I love my new wall art.
💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lastly, it's set in the Simpson's living room bc I'm a die-hard fan and made everyone put up with my endless references. For example, I thought it was important that we establish what Duardo looked like without his trademark glasses and this is what I made:
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Artemis is knocking down Xenia's picture bc of how confident the internet was that the new Legend would be Vantage's mom. I have no idea what the future holds for the characters but I can say that Sparrow was never Xenia. It was like the fans made their own Forge and it was wild to watch.
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM