Heather Woodward
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social
Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
This is exactly what I would pay for a butt bag
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is exactly what I would pay for a butt bag
I mean would these not have looked better with heads?!
This country is falling apart.
This country is falling apart.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I mean would these not have looked better with heads?!
This country is falling apart.
This country is falling apart.
Something crazy is happening, we keep running into all these faceless pictures and cut outs. So weird.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Something crazy is happening, we keep running into all these faceless pictures and cut outs. So weird.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
Lastly, it's set in the Simpson's living room bc I'm a die-hard fan and made everyone put up with my endless references. For example, I thought it was important that we establish what Duardo looked like without his trademark glasses and this is what I made:
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lastly, it's set in the Simpson's living room bc I'm a die-hard fan and made everyone put up with my endless references. For example, I thought it was important that we establish what Duardo looked like without his trademark glasses and this is what I made:
The card is bc I started the joke that Kill Code 4 took place on Octane's bday. He kept getting jerked around by his friends, disrespected by his (grand)dad, and then watched him get murdered. When we were working on that video I kept pitching that Octane screams, "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER."
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The card is bc I started the joke that Kill Code 4 took place on Octane's bday. He kept getting jerked around by his friends, disrespected by his (grand)dad, and then watched him get murdered. When we were working on that video I kept pitching that Octane screams, "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER."
Revenant's eye is on the table bc I wrote Kill Code Part 2, the "Revenant Reborn" video seen through his loose eyeball. When I handed in a draft that flipped between different Rev POV's in different places, I was sure I would be told to change it and simplify. They let me be crazy and I love them.
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Revenant's eye is on the table bc I wrote Kill Code Part 2, the "Revenant Reborn" video seen through his loose eyeball. When I handed in a draft that flipped between different Rev POV's in different places, I was sure I would be told to change it and simplify. They let me be crazy and I love them.
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
Celebrated 20 years of #callofduty today even though for me personally it’s closer to 20 days
#infinityward
#infinityward
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Celebrated 20 years of #callofduty today even though for me personally it’s closer to 20 days
#infinityward
#infinityward
September 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
hi I’m on Letterboxd now too
August 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
hi I’m on Letterboxd now too
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the most trivial possible response to the Kennedy Center honorees but… We’re going with “comedian” for Michael Crawford’s headline?
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is the most trivial possible response to the Kennedy Center honorees but… We’re going with “comedian” for Michael Crawford’s headline?
August 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can’t believe the plot of “I Know What You Did Last Summer” is about a bunch of murders and not about the world’s worst shake-and-go wig
August 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can’t believe the plot of “I Know What You Did Last Summer” is about a bunch of murders and not about the world’s worst shake-and-go wig
I’d watch #thenakedgun 100 more times this weekend if I could.
GODTDAMN THIS WAS FUNNY
GODTDAMN THIS WAS FUNNY
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’d watch #thenakedgun 100 more times this weekend if I could.
GODTDAMN THIS WAS FUNNY
GODTDAMN THIS WAS FUNNY
The Italian name for Zootopia is “Zootropolis” and IDK I just love that
July 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Italian name for Zootopia is “Zootropolis” and IDK I just love that
Watched about 20 min of DROP and already know that piano player in the restaurant is a murderer.
He’s not THE murderer, I’m just confident that guy has committed several unrelated murders.
He’s not THE murderer, I’m just confident that guy has committed several unrelated murders.
July 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watched about 20 min of DROP and already know that piano player in the restaurant is a murderer.
He’s not THE murderer, I’m just confident that guy has committed several unrelated murders.
He’s not THE murderer, I’m just confident that guy has committed several unrelated murders.