Simon
@broomwagon.bsky.social
Dad, dog owner, cycling, football and coffee nerd. Appeared on a regional TV quiz show in 1987, so basically an A lister.
My motto: always give 100%. Unless you are giving blood.
Bin day is Thursdays.
My motto: always give 100%. Unless you are giving blood.
Bin day is Thursdays.
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Wait a second... if we're all here...
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!?!?!?
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!?!?!?
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Wait a second... if we're all here...
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!?!?!?
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!?!?!?
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Why's it called a crack in the fuselage and not an airline fracture?
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Why's it called a crack in the fuselage and not an airline fracture?
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A simple message that speaks volumes about the Denmark UK relationship.
Strangely moving.
Strangely moving.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 AM
A simple message that speaks volumes about the Denmark UK relationship.
Strangely moving.
Strangely moving.
I just saw a good suggestion - Greenland should rename itself Epstein Island and that would mean he would never mention it again.
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I just saw a good suggestion - Greenland should rename itself Epstein Island and that would mean he would never mention it again.
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Brooklyn Beckham: mum, I’m just off to the gym.
Posh Spice:
Posh Spice:
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Brooklyn Beckham: mum, I’m just off to the gym.
Posh Spice:
Posh Spice:
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She is the best of us. God, l'd sign a petition in BLOOD.
If this happens, it will make literally everything better. All of it. Everything in the world.
@nigella.bsky.social in our living rooms every Tuesday throughout Autumn - genuinely life-changing stuff.
@nigella.bsky.social in our living rooms every Tuesday throughout Autumn - genuinely life-changing stuff.
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
She is the best of us. God, l'd sign a petition in BLOOD.
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In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!
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er, I think I'll stick to Razzle thanks.
Studies of the sexual act and male sexual organ, 1492 #davinci #highrenaissance
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
er, I think I'll stick to Razzle thanks.
This is great news. Some of my favourite bike rides over the past few years have been following the routes recommended by Jack in his books. Also, there is so much information in them about the areas you are visiting, and crucially what the best pubs are en route.
Just done a little overhaul of Ye Olde Lost Lanes Shoppe. You can now buy all the books as digital e-books (PDF).
lostlanes.co.uk/shop/
lostlanes.co.uk/shop/
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
This is great news. Some of my favourite bike rides over the past few years have been following the routes recommended by Jack in his books. Also, there is so much information in them about the areas you are visiting, and crucially what the best pubs are en route.
Can we all please stop arguing about the Orange leader and Greenland etc and instead focus on the important debates - like is Omloop Het Nieuwsblad the start of the cycling season, what is the best Belgian beer and is it ok to have a cappucino after 11am.
January 22, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Can we all please stop arguing about the Orange leader and Greenland etc and instead focus on the important debates - like is Omloop Het Nieuwsblad the start of the cycling season, what is the best Belgian beer and is it ok to have a cappucino after 11am.
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You shouldn’t wish your life away but …
Only 36d 23hrs 05mins to the Omloop!
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
You shouldn’t wish your life away but …
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In the late 1920s my grandparents would bike to the Isle of Wight from North London after finishing work on a Saturday, and come back for work on Monday morning .
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
In the late 1920s my grandparents would bike to the Isle of Wight from North London after finishing work on a Saturday, and come back for work on Monday morning .
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PHOTO OF THE DAY. Louis Armstrong performing for his wife at the Great Sphinx of Giza (1961). 📷 Bettmann/Corbis
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Louis Armstrong performing for his wife at the Great Sphinx of Giza (1961). 📷 Bettmann/Corbis
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"A gap in the wall (2)"
Painting by Peter Brook RBA.
Painting by Peter Brook RBA.
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"A gap in the wall (2)"
Painting by Peter Brook RBA.
Painting by Peter Brook RBA.
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I can’t believe she said that
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bsky.app/profile/by19...
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I can’t believe she said that
bsky.app/profile/by19...
bsky.app/profile/by19...
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This photo has made my day, after what Kenny went through with Hillsborough and what he did for the team and the city afterwards I will never not enjoy seeing him laugh.
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This photo has made my day, after what Kenny went through with Hillsborough and what he did for the team and the city afterwards I will never not enjoy seeing him laugh.
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utterly fuckin gutted tbh
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
utterly fuckin gutted tbh
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Football's BEST VAR Moments
Football's BEST VAR Moments
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Football's BEST VAR Moments
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I love Danes ❤️
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I love Danes ❤️
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Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.
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One day, the politics and the rage will stop being the center of our universe. We’ll finally move past this era of fascist tyranny and get back to a life where a bike ride on a sunny morning is the most important thing on the agenda.
It has to happen.
Anything else is unacceptable.
It has to happen.
Anything else is unacceptable.
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
One day, the politics and the rage will stop being the center of our universe. We’ll finally move past this era of fascist tyranny and get back to a life where a bike ride on a sunny morning is the most important thing on the agenda.
It has to happen.
Anything else is unacceptable.
It has to happen.
Anything else is unacceptable.
@imcmillan.bsky.social happy birthday, I hope you have a splendid day Ian. Cheers.
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
@imcmillan.bsky.social happy birthday, I hope you have a splendid day Ian. Cheers.