brandon wyrms :Þ
banner
branewyrms.bsky.social
brandon wyrms :Þ
@branewyrms.bsky.social
chicago gay sewer socialist
Pinned
people get really mad at me on here for limiting interactions when it's clearly them who should also be using the feature available to them
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
There is an Epstein email where he replies “thank ;s” to a promotional coupon from Groupon
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
They tear gassed children. Wtf
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid
@forensicgarlic.bsky.social [@]chicagobailfund.bsky.social registered on Bluesky 20 days ago.

As did these "bail funds" for Boston, Seattle, and Portland.

Do you know if they are authentic?

idk the other followers. But could be sus also.
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
I just drove past an abandoned car, with the doors open. (wrong side of highway, others had already stopped.)
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
Just want to reinforce that the "SOS" is literally meant for the guy quote posting like he's an average pundit
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
how am i supposed to stay hydrated, moisturized, and unbothered under these conditions !!
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
this is what's on the mind of the senior united states senator from the state of (double checks notes) minnesota
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
95% of the people in the emails went to ivy league schools btw
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
17 miserable days left in this snake year... then we ride for horse year
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
JD Vance in 2021:
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
Who can forget the brave pragmatic souls who gave their lives for the sanctity of debate (cheerleading for cops)
I keep hearing about how “defund the police” was a bad slogan and I can’t help but notice that everyone remembers it, and no amount of bodycams and training has stopped police brutality.

”OH SO YOU DON’T WANT ANY POLICE FORCE! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET ROBBED!” man get out of mentions and read a book
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
people are insane and i cant even begin to describe how
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
Replace "salmon mayonnaise" with "avocado toast" and that should be the modern version of this, I think. Not joking.
Instead of giving the people a correct idea of the constitution you, the democrats, treat the constitution in your writings as something in the nature of salmon mayonnaise.
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
if anything this week has finally cemented in me that i need to put forth a much larger effort to Stop Giving A Shit at work
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
A. this was a demo calling to abolish ICE & demanding a general strike in the U.S.

B. It was organized primarily by the Party for Socialism and Liberation; this was not "No Kings."

C. Rally speakers emphasized ties between ICE/CBP violence & the violence the U.S. & Israel inflict on Palestinians.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
You watch it like this. This is the goal I have when at da movies
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
Pop Base has more prominent Epstein coverage
No mention of Epstein on Page One.

@nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
nightstand depressive skincare routine:

- micellar makeup remover wipes
- body wipes
- some by mi aha bha pha 30 days miracle cream
- laneige lip sleeping mask
- pacifica dream milk magnesium body spray
- sol de janeiro foot fetish cream (don't file ur calluses in bed lol)
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
Epstein literally typing like a goblin is driving me insane
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i know there's some glitching errors in the email logs but even when i look past those i can't understand half of what these dumbass people are even trying to convey
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by brandon wyrms :Þ
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM