brandon wyrms :Þ
@branewyrms.bsky.social
chicago gay sewer socialist
BRAIN WORMS PARTY 🧠🪱 2028
BRAIN WORMS PARTY 🧠🪱 2028
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
i think i'm allergic to limes but i'm unwilling to look into it any further
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i think i'm allergic to limes but i'm unwilling to look into it any further
greta serving bob i live
It was a pleasure to meet Greta Thunberg at Áras an Uachtaráin on a courtesy call.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
greta serving bob i live
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can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
i bought a secretary desk from west elm that i'm going to use as a vanity bc i'm a faggot !!!
retail therapy will continue until MORALE IMPROVES
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i bought a secretary desk from west elm that i'm going to use as a vanity bc i'm a faggot !!!
i bought a beard dye like a month ago but i'm SO afraid to use it but this is the weekend it happens, i fear
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i bought a beard dye like a month ago but i'm SO afraid to use it but this is the weekend it happens, i fear
retail therapy will continue until MORALE IMPROVES
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
retail therapy will continue until MORALE IMPROVES
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
feel like i got everything done by noon today. unreal.
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
feel like i got everything done by noon today. unreal.
the blind barber beard oil is just ok. scents, beautiful scents
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the blind barber beard oil is just ok. scents, beautiful scents
they forgor
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
they forgor
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
it looks correct until you look at it
Given all the recent buzz about how great ChatGPT has gotten, including its prowess with images, I figured I'd check in on its anatomical skills. Nope.
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it looks correct until you look at it
living in chicago means taking chip damage outside for 3 months of the year
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
living in chicago means taking chip damage outside for 3 months of the year
dawg we are NOT making it to kardashev level ONE 😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
dawg we are NOT making it to kardashev level ONE 😭
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I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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how it felt realizing that i do not have to talk to my mother if i do not like her:
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
how it felt realizing that i do not have to talk to my mother if i do not like her:
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
the kids are gonna be dropped on bikini atoll and told to fight to the death
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the kids are gonna be dropped on bikini atoll and told to fight to the death
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If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing
David Brooks is now the third alleged Jeffery Epstein associate at the New York Times.
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing
Chicago climbing back into the seat of power im this country
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Chicago climbing back into the seat of power im this country
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I got a nobel prize for rotating self respect in my mind
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I got a nobel prize for rotating self respect in my mind
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Need a holiday train ran on me too 😔
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Need a holiday train ran on me too 😔