RoboClause
@robthefourth.bsky.social
A liar and a malicious, despicable person
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Got so fat over the holidays I’m a total cow.
a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
ALT: a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Got so fat over the holidays I’m a total cow.
I think the issue with journalist is instead of being upset with their publications for forcing them to constantly write click-bait they are angry at the audience for losing all respect for the profession because the majority of journalist only write click-bait bullshit
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think the issue with journalist is instead of being upset with their publications for forcing them to constantly write click-bait they are angry at the audience for losing all respect for the profession because the majority of journalist only write click-bait bullshit
Our award for service to meme culture goes to Michelle Yeoh for her brilliance in showing us that Madame Morrible flip it around = Wicked Witch
a woman with long hair is wearing a red shirt and smiling in front of a pink and blue background .
ALT: a woman with long hair is wearing a red shirt and smiling in front of a pink and blue background .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Our award for service to meme culture goes to Michelle Yeoh for her brilliance in showing us that Madame Morrible flip it around = Wicked Witch
Going back all the way to January the award for best performance by a Mother playing a worker in a male dominated industry is Rebecca Ferguson as Juliette Nichols in Silo s2
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Going back all the way to January the award for best performance by a Mother playing a worker in a male dominated industry is Rebecca Ferguson as Juliette Nichols in Silo s2
The award for best fag bag goes to the Loewe Puzzle Featherlight.
For the girls gays and theys who understand it’s not about logos but sumptuous leather and a if you know you know design
For the girls gays and theys who understand it’s not about logos but sumptuous leather and a if you know you know design
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The award for best fag bag goes to the Loewe Puzzle Featherlight.
For the girls gays and theys who understand it’s not about logos but sumptuous leather and a if you know you know design
For the girls gays and theys who understand it’s not about logos but sumptuous leather and a if you know you know design
The Award for Best Mother in a TV Series revival via streaming is a tie between Elizabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks in the remastered Mad Men now streaming on HBO Max.
Their work as Peggy Olsen and Joan Holloway criminally did not garner them a single Emmy during the original run of the show.
Their work as Peggy Olsen and Joan Holloway criminally did not garner them a single Emmy during the original run of the show.
December 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Award for Best Mother in a TV Series revival via streaming is a tie between Elizabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks in the remastered Mad Men now streaming on HBO Max.
Their work as Peggy Olsen and Joan Holloway criminally did not garner them a single Emmy during the original run of the show.
Their work as Peggy Olsen and Joan Holloway criminally did not garner them a single Emmy during the original run of the show.
Oona Chaplin as Varang in Avatar: Fire and Ash could be the top performance by a mother in a villainous role in a Motion Picture of 2025. She embodied this role and let Ms Zaldana know there’s a new queen of the green screen
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oona Chaplin as Varang in Avatar: Fire and Ash could be the top performance by a mother in a villainous role in a Motion Picture of 2025. She embodied this role and let Ms Zaldana know there’s a new queen of the green screen
One of the best TV performances of the year was Marion Cotillard as Celine Dumont on The Morning Show. The clothes, the hair, the jewelry. And that season finale of her chewing up scenery. Mother
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One of the best TV performances of the year was Marion Cotillard as Celine Dumont on The Morning Show. The clothes, the hair, the jewelry. And that season finale of her chewing up scenery. Mother
Let’s talk about one of the if not the number 1 best red carpet looks of 2025.
Anna Sawaii in Armani Prive at the SAG Awards
Anna Sawaii in Armani Prive at the SAG Awards
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Let’s talk about one of the if not the number 1 best red carpet looks of 2025.
Anna Sawaii in Armani Prive at the SAG Awards
Anna Sawaii in Armani Prive at the SAG Awards
Imagine if the Life of a Showgirl had been a deep introspection about having to be Taylor Swift™️ for all the Stans and how that slowly has started to make her forget who Taylor Swift the person is.
Instead we got Travis has a Big Dick and leave my MAGA friends alone.
Instead we got Travis has a Big Dick and leave my MAGA friends alone.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Imagine if the Life of a Showgirl had been a deep introspection about having to be Taylor Swift™️ for all the Stans and how that slowly has started to make her forget who Taylor Swift the person is.
Instead we got Travis has a Big Dick and leave my MAGA friends alone.
Instead we got Travis has a Big Dick and leave my MAGA friends alone.
Is the looks-maxxing in the room……
Also dear uggos you cannot looks-max without tens of thousands of dollars. Attractive people getting a good haircut and getting into skincare will not work for you
Also dear uggos you cannot looks-max without tens of thousands of dollars. Attractive people getting a good haircut and getting into skincare will not work for you
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Is the looks-maxxing in the room……
Also dear uggos you cannot looks-max without tens of thousands of dollars. Attractive people getting a good haircut and getting into skincare will not work for you
Also dear uggos you cannot looks-max without tens of thousands of dollars. Attractive people getting a good haircut and getting into skincare will not work for you
How the fuck does outlook not have an auto populate in the to/cc field based on who you already addressed an email to like Gmail……
Maybe spend less money on copilot and more on a functional email client
Maybe spend less money on copilot and more on a functional email client
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How the fuck does outlook not have an auto populate in the to/cc field based on who you already addressed an email to like Gmail……
Maybe spend less money on copilot and more on a functional email client
Maybe spend less money on copilot and more on a functional email client
This was that girl. When my grandma pulled this out of the freezer…… RICH honey. Generational wealth tea
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This was that girl. When my grandma pulled this out of the freezer…… RICH honey. Generational wealth tea
Watching Mad Men again for the first time in years and wow there is something almost sinister about watching beautiful white strive and obtain every material and career goal they have ever dreamed and still feel absolutely hollow
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching Mad Men again for the first time in years and wow there is something almost sinister about watching beautiful white strive and obtain every material and career goal they have ever dreamed and still feel absolutely hollow
My blood ran cold thinking of how this writer would describe my wave. Arm up. Hand still. Fingers wiggling
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My blood ran cold thinking of how this writer would describe my wave. Arm up. Hand still. Fingers wiggling
Dune 3 could be garbage and would still be peak cinema if you see it on IMAX. The sound the visuals. Our pussies will be wrecked
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dune 3 could be garbage and would still be peak cinema if you see it on IMAX. The sound the visuals. Our pussies will be wrecked
Like 10 years ago before House of the Dragon I worked for Olivia Cooke’s manager and had to drive her around in my jeep wrangler.
We just queened out with the top down
We just queened out with the top down
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Like 10 years ago before House of the Dragon I worked for Olivia Cooke’s manager and had to drive her around in my jeep wrangler.
We just queened out with the top down
We just queened out with the top down
I just know Shane and his Russian boo would have been in PV during COVID and would for sure say they “aren’t political”
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I just know Shane and his Russian boo would have been in PV during COVID and would for sure say they “aren’t political”
The Oribe hairspray made some points this morning
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Oribe hairspray made some points this morning
Share a great female villain
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Share a great female villain
Yearly transformation pics and it’s just a bunch of gays who discovered how to order PEDs online
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yearly transformation pics and it’s just a bunch of gays who discovered how to order PEDs online
Yall need to get your asses to the theatre to see Avatar Fire and Ash in 3D IMAX.
Talk about an amazing movie that actually takes you on an emotional journey. James Cameron really told the haters to sit the fuck down
Talk about an amazing movie that actually takes you on an emotional journey. James Cameron really told the haters to sit the fuck down
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Yall need to get your asses to the theatre to see Avatar Fire and Ash in 3D IMAX.
Talk about an amazing movie that actually takes you on an emotional journey. James Cameron really told the haters to sit the fuck down
Talk about an amazing movie that actually takes you on an emotional journey. James Cameron really told the haters to sit the fuck down
When you neighbors Sauron drone launches an rpg at your car cause you drove by their house too many times
“noticing cars circling neighborhoods multiple times”
“noticing cars circling neighborhoods multiple times”
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When you neighbors Sauron drone launches an rpg at your car cause you drove by their house too many times
“noticing cars circling neighborhoods multiple times”
“noticing cars circling neighborhoods multiple times”
Would love to read the gay hockey books but I have no interest in a series about barely 20 y/o gay men who just can’t come out of the closet
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Would love to read the gay hockey books but I have no interest in a series about barely 20 y/o gay men who just can’t come out of the closet
Is this not Logan Lerman?
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Is this not Logan Lerman?