Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. Wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image Comics), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz.
https://brandonseifert.info » https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
https://brandonseifert.info » https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
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Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
(Art details in alt-text!)
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A simpler explainer for why A.I. is bad for everyone
www.mfolson.com/post/you-can...
www.mfolson.com/post/you-can...
You Can't Trust a Free Flying Car
Big news: a billionaire has just arrived at your door to offer you a free flying car.It’s exciting, right? I mean, a flying car wasn’t something you particularly longed for, since you get around just ...
www.mfolson.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
A simpler explainer for why A.I. is bad for everyone
www.mfolson.com/post/you-can...
www.mfolson.com/post/you-can...
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Generative AI is a scourge only used by losers, pass it on!
This month's Patreon cross stitch pattern is available at any paid tier until February 9th, and will be re-released to the main shop in a few months 🖤
#crossstitch #stitchsky
This month's Patreon cross stitch pattern is available at any paid tier until February 9th, and will be re-released to the main shop in a few months 🖤
#crossstitch #stitchsky
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Generative AI is a scourge only used by losers, pass it on!
This month's Patreon cross stitch pattern is available at any paid tier until February 9th, and will be re-released to the main shop in a few months 🖤
#crossstitch #stitchsky
This month's Patreon cross stitch pattern is available at any paid tier until February 9th, and will be re-released to the main shop in a few months 🖤
#crossstitch #stitchsky
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My latest essay for @uncannymagazine.bsky.social is live!!
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
These Stories Teach Us How to Fight - Uncanny Magazine
Chicago, October 2025. I need you to know we tried. I bought whistles and saline eyewash for my friends, students. The theatre bought 150 whistles. They were gone in days. A neighbor 3D-printed hundre...
www.uncannymagazine.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My latest essay for @uncannymagazine.bsky.social is live!!
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
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Remember how Book Of Boba Fett put the dramatic stakes of its finale on a duel between Boba Fett and Cad Bane, a character who had never appeared in live action before and who was not named in the show, to settle a rivalry that was only established in unmade Clone Wars episodes talked about at cons
January 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Remember how Book Of Boba Fett put the dramatic stakes of its finale on a duel between Boba Fett and Cad Bane, a character who had never appeared in live action before and who was not named in the show, to settle a rivalry that was only established in unmade Clone Wars episodes talked about at cons
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What a petty motherfucker.
Careful if you put a sticker over Trump's face on your national parks pass. You might have to pay for a new pass. www.sfgate.com/national-par...
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
What a petty motherfucker.
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Mayor Wilson sent an email to city councilors Tuesday saying the city will begin enforcing 120-day stay limits at its alternative shelter sites. The rules are intended to incentivize people into using the emergency shelter system to obtain housing, despite the lack of available affordable housing.
Mayor to Force Some Homeless Portlanders from Alternative Shelters in February
Jeremiah Hayden
www.portlandmercury.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Mayor Wilson sent an email to city councilors Tuesday saying the city will begin enforcing 120-day stay limits at its alternative shelter sites. The rules are intended to incentivize people into using the emergency shelter system to obtain housing, despite the lack of available affordable housing.
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Read some political stuff + played Breath of the Wild + took some sleep supplements right before bed last night and this image came to me in a dream.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Read some political stuff + played Breath of the Wild + took some sleep supplements right before bed last night and this image came to me in a dream.
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weak men love to crow about being strong
“Remember: be vulgar, be trivial, be offensive. Just don’t be weak.”
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The Front-Runner
California’s Gavin Newsom would rather be wrong than weak.
www.theatlantic.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
weak men love to crow about being strong
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Most of the time you can put dirt in your mouth and not get ill. Children do it all the time and vaccines will not help with most illnesses you might get from dirt.
Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’
Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’
Katie Miller boasted that her youngest child with White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller had not been "vaccinated at all."
The post Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Most of the time you can put dirt in your mouth and not get ill. Children do it all the time and vaccines will not help with most illnesses you might get from dirt.
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
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More important would be to create a situation in which the citizen-saboteur acquires a sense of responsibility and begins to educate others in simple sabotage.
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
More important would be to create a situation in which the citizen-saboteur acquires a sense of responsibility and begins to educate others in simple sabotage.
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finally some fucking diplomacy
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
finally some fucking diplomacy
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When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.
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meanwhile the same coalition is issuing statements about Greenland
this can't work
this can't work
Jared Kushner has somehow found a place at Coalition of the Willing press conference with Scholz, Zelensky, Macron, Starmer and Witkoff.
Kushner has no official position in the US government.
Kushner has no official position in the US government.
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
meanwhile the same coalition is issuing statements about Greenland
this can't work
this can't work
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This is what I don’t get either. They say 2020 was stolen and they know who stole it and now they control DoJ and they haven’t done shit about it. If true it would be one of the biggest crimes in American history but it’s just a rage bait meme.
I'm not even talking just about Democrats here; Republicans claim to believe that there was a conspiracy to rig the 2020 election and almost none of them act like that was true. It gets treated with the same level of scrutiny and emotional investment as Cracker Barrel changing their fucking logo.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is what I don’t get either. They say 2020 was stolen and they know who stole it and now they control DoJ and they haven’t done shit about it. If true it would be one of the biggest crimes in American history but it’s just a rage bait meme.
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This whole thread! Advocating for yourself as a cartoonist can be difficult and frustrating and frankly kind of gaslighty for so many reasons. Having an editor/agent/writer who is inexperienced with graphic novel production makes it ten times more difficult, unless they are great communicators.
I wish I'd thought sooner to explain to tradpub editors that illustrating a graphic novel is not like writing a prose novel or illustrating a picture book, a 250-page GN is actually like illustrating eight picture books.
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This whole thread! Advocating for yourself as a cartoonist can be difficult and frustrating and frankly kind of gaslighty for so many reasons. Having an editor/agent/writer who is inexperienced with graphic novel production makes it ten times more difficult, unless they are great communicators.
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For creative folks working on their projects, or really anyone doing anything, reply or QT with something that you tried in 2025 that WORKED for you.
I'll start: Couple days a week, built a writing stop into the "take the kid to school" routine, before coming back home, before checking email.
I'll start: Couple days a week, built a writing stop into the "take the kid to school" routine, before coming back home, before checking email.
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
For creative folks working on their projects, or really anyone doing anything, reply or QT with something that you tried in 2025 that WORKED for you.
I'll start: Couple days a week, built a writing stop into the "take the kid to school" routine, before coming back home, before checking email.
I'll start: Couple days a week, built a writing stop into the "take the kid to school" routine, before coming back home, before checking email.
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Mike Mignola had done sporadic fill-in work for Marvel over the years, but seeing him appear as a guest artist in Liefeld's X-Force run a year before he'd launch Hellboy is still a trip.
January 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Mike Mignola had done sporadic fill-in work for Marvel over the years, but seeing him appear as a guest artist in Liefeld's X-Force run a year before he'd launch Hellboy is still a trip.
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I mean this with some sincerity: the only barrier between ourselves and a world war right now is one man's pulmonary artery.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I mean this with some sincerity: the only barrier between ourselves and a world war right now is one man's pulmonary artery.
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In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
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I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
🧵
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
🧵
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he should be impeached for this alone
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
he should be impeached for this alone
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Greenland is happening. Not a joke, not trolling, not a distraction. He has already made up his mind and nobody who matters in the inner circle will try to talk him out of it. Some of them want it precisely because it will destroy NATO. There are no adults in the room. They really mean to do it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Greenland is happening. Not a joke, not trolling, not a distraction. He has already made up his mind and nobody who matters in the inner circle will try to talk him out of it. Some of them want it precisely because it will destroy NATO. There are no adults in the room. They really mean to do it.