bobuphues.bsky.social
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Trump was born on third base and managed to steal second.
Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Abject cowardice.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Holy crap, this is full Ted Lasso
GOOD. BETTER. BEST.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
lol, this guy is such a craven twerp
Mike Johnson on the tariffs case before SCOTUS: "I'm cheering for the president that the executive will win on this. Now, I say that as a jealous guardian of the legislative branch of government, Article 1."
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
DFA ASAP
I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Matt Shaw misses Cubs game to attend memorial service for Charlie Kirk
The night of Kirk’s death, Shaw was scratched from Chicago’s starting lineup due to unspecified personal reasons.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What is the reason they are playing the U.S. National Anthem before the final of the Club World Cup, which pits an English team against a French team, neither of which has any American players on their rosters?
July 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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[Exit King.]
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
May 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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From the account of the new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
But you serfs can have five pencils.
Trump to Carney: "You see the new and improved Oval Office. As it becomes more and more beautiful with love and 24 karat gold. That always helps too."
May 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Last night, a federal judge in El Paso became the first to review ICE’s claim that someone was an “alien enemy.”

It went SO BAD for ICE that not only did the judge order release for the people suing, without prompting he restricted the use of the Alien Enemies Act in west Texas.
NEW: In a SCATHING decision, Judge Briones of the Western District of Texas absolutely SAVAGED the government over this case, tearing to shreds ICE’s hearsay “evidence” that this husband and wife were in Tren de Aragua as “completely and wholly unsubstantiated” — and ordered their immediate release!
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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i feel like trumpcoin, and the fact that we never talk about it, is pretty emblematic of the way the press refuses to grapple with trump.

it exists in order to pay him bribes. it expressly gives you political access. it does not pretend to have a licit motive. it was a one-day scandal.
April 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut."

www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Why So Many MAGA Men Look Like Joe Rogan
The slim-fit uniform of grindset entrepreneurs and right wing podcasters can be traced back decades.
www.bloomberg.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyone’s first thought isn’t “bet he killed him”
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I guess no one could have seen this coming.
April 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Einsatzgruppen, if you will
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM