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beth c-c
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pretty good humor writer, terrible powerlifter, general purpose nerd. my intersex kitten will defeat you in the gender wars.
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IMO they should make a “Pauly Pocket” (a little Italian mobster where you pop open a little box and there’s a business/front inside with all his friends)
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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gum up the gears!
"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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3 point plan for success: Read. Listen. Try to get it right.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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turns out a culture of complete elite impunity also bred a staggering degree of sexual depravity (not in the good way), and it sucks to see, actually
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Night in the Woods (Multiplatform, 2017)
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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if your "disability activism" is just yelling at random people who cross your path for imagined ableism then you are not an activist. you are a horsefly. you are poison sumac.
once again deleting a post because the Discover Feed user wokescold cohort has once again made my little joke-posting life unlivable
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Update on this: new parent hormone is real and thank God for it.
I would like to know why more people don't talk about the horrible, traumatizing hell that is the first week of pet parenthood. My theory is that New Parent Hormones makes people forget. (I will never forget.)
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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So now that I've heard TCW labeled "Wa-Luigi Coates" I'll never think of him any other way.
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And on that note... well, I'm either leaving Bluesky again or I'm seeing if I can finally tweak my follows list enough that I enjoy scrolling. Currently it's all just so horrible. Which, fair. Everything's horrible. But I don't think I can take the volume like I could when I was a Twitter fiend.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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DC statehood now
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.

Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.

They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Briefly returning to Bluesky for a quick rant about how the concept of "dying alone" is stupid and unhelpful.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I will repost this forever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
when your unemployment benefits card shows up in your mailbox
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. If you want to help me celebrate, please tell me what you are doing to make the world a better place!
My birthday is in just under a month, and I have a request for the days between now and October 13:

Do something--even something very small--to make the world a better place. Engage. Resist. Donate. Protest. Volunteer. Agitate. Facilitate.

And then come here and tell me about it.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.
October 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Line goes up
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🥗
October 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
reddit occupied government
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM