beth c-c
@bethcarboncopy.bsky.social
pretty good humor writer, terrible powerlifter, general purpose nerd. my intersex kitten will defeat you in the gender wars.
I’m incredibly sore and fatigued from my covid booster to the point of difficulty moving around, and… well, I don’t want to be one of *those* cat parents, so I’ll say I think there’s a 50% chance that Huckleberry knows something’s off.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m incredibly sore and fatigued from my covid booster to the point of difficulty moving around, and… well, I don’t want to be one of *those* cat parents, so I’ll say I think there’s a 50% chance that Huckleberry knows something’s off.
SPEAKING OF WHICH:
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
SPEAKING OF WHICH:
Say hi to the baby
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Say hi to the baby
when your unemployment benefits card shows up in your mailbox
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
when your unemployment benefits card shows up in your mailbox
You ever wonder if the Starbucks barista is actually in the right, and you were wrong about your name all along?
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You ever wonder if the Starbucks barista is actually in the right, and you were wrong about your name all along?
Thank GOD I was DESPERATE for help making sense of a constantly trans!!
March 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thank GOD I was DESPERATE for help making sense of a constantly trans!!
Someone’s going to write their masters thesis on this headline in thirty years
February 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Someone’s going to write their masters thesis on this headline in thirty years
No homo but what if we tenderly kissed in the Oval Office?
February 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No homo but what if we tenderly kissed in the Oval Office?
1. This is horrifying, and 2. Want to know who the barbarians were in the Middle Ages? Europeans. The Middle East went through its own renaissance while Europeans were living through a hell of their own making.
October 17, 2023 at 4:37 PM
1. This is horrifying, and 2. Want to know who the barbarians were in the Middle Ages? Europeans. The Middle East went through its own renaissance while Europeans were living through a hell of their own making.
Where I’m at mentally without downloading any new pictures
October 10, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Where I’m at mentally without downloading any new pictures
When your supervisee says he wants to decorate his office with an ocean theme, you suggest Lisa Frank, and he says no, so you suggest Nihilisa Frank
October 2, 2023 at 3:00 PM
When your supervisee says he wants to decorate his office with an ocean theme, you suggest Lisa Frank, and he says no, so you suggest Nihilisa Frank
TFW your freakin back hurts!!!!
August 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM
TFW your freakin back hurts!!!!
"Okay team, we at Madewell know that the journey towards reasonable pockets for women has been a long one..."
(nodding in the conference room)
"That being said, what if... and bear with me on this..."
(nodding in the conference room)
"That being said, what if... and bear with me on this..."
August 17, 2023 at 6:47 PM
"Okay team, we at Madewell know that the journey towards reasonable pockets for women has been a long one..."
(nodding in the conference room)
"That being said, what if... and bear with me on this..."
(nodding in the conference room)
"That being said, what if... and bear with me on this..."