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I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.
lemon, i said i hadn't seen no time to die, not that i wasn't going to see no time to die
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
me slowly making my way through the lowdown despite ethan hawke being in like every frame
a fat man wearing a cowboy hat is making a funny face .
ALT: a fat man wearing a cowboy hat is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"the culture that pops"
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
can i get a lfg from the chat plz
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November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i miss rekrap
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i don’t think there’s a single new SNL cast member im excited to see in a sketch and that includes marshall it pains me to say. just really the grimmest season in my lifetime. even the goat boy era had good cast members sticking around or on their way in. i like literally 3 out of 12(?) cast members
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
not enough of you have watched pluribus yet
just twist your ankle and get out of work for the rest of the day, do what you need to, the discourse needs you
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the thing about all these gremlins 3 announcements is they all have stills from one of the movies and then you realize it’s going to be like all CG and it’s just a real bummer
a gizmo from the movie gremlins is sitting on a rock
Alt: a gizmo from the movie gremlins is sitting on a rock
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
guap must be so happy for him
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I wrote about ten things I liked or didn't like from the week of comics, including Armageddon nearing, digital launches, big books, big anniversaries, Hwei Lim cooking, Cape & Cowl's anniversary, Briana Loewinsohn excelling autobiographically, and more.
Comics Disassembled: Ten Things I Liked or Didn't Like from the Past Week in Comics, Led by the Origin of the End - SKTCHD
The weird weeks of comic news continue onwards, so let’s dig into another quirky one in the latest edition of Comics Disassembled, as I write about ten things I liked or didn’t like from the week of c...
sktchd.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
im looking forward to a zdarsky architected marvel universe simply because he is genetically incapable of accepting shit graphic design
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
wanna feel old? the baby from the bake off opening credits was just pardoned for january 6th
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
vince gilligan show season means vince gilligan show podcast season
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this bassvictim piece is a very edifying read
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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the real question is what tony nominee will be found throwing a hoagie on elsbeth this january
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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everyone please watch pluribus, it rules so hard; when i got a new batch of screeners last month i sent my husband a text saying "i need you to come back from singapore right now so we can watch this" and he was like "haha" and then i made him watch as soon as he landed, still delirious from jetlag
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
wow, new york times spoiling bake off above the fold jfc
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ONLY in terms of the size of the blank check swing, because they share nothing in common on basically any other level, pluribus is extremely magnolia-coded
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
wow
pluribus is literally something else
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM