Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers
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I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.
it sounds dumb but there's so many chodes who like comics and who populate its inner and outer circles that it really is galvanizing to be reminded that yeah you got into this because it rules and all the friends you've met fucking rule too. comics are good things.
Spoke to Greg Ketter, owner of DreamHaven Books, just now. He’s grateful for all the book orders & knows the store’s site is struggling w/ the demand. Employees coming Monday to reboot the site & pack orders. There are so many that it may take a few extra days so please be patient & keep fighting. ✊🏽
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
it sounds dumb but there's so many chodes who like comics and who populate its inner and outer circles that it really is galvanizing to be reminded that yeah you got into this because it rules and all the friends you've met fucking rule too. comics are good things.
taking a lil break from work (dont ask) to watch geese turn 30 rock into a fuckin car wash
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
taking a lil break from work (dont ask) to watch geese turn 30 rock into a fuckin car wash
i love mad of course, jack davis and mort drucker, living gods, but the severin cracked art always hit me where i lived
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
i love mad of course, jack davis and mort drucker, living gods, but the severin cracked art always hit me where i lived
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i remember last time i rewatched i asked where LOTR should deploy the one ‘fuck’ to which it’s entitled as a pg13 movie and @carlkinsella.bsky.social rightly said it should be denethor moaning Fuck in a highly sexual way while pippin is trying to sing his song
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
i remember last time i rewatched i asked where LOTR should deploy the one ‘fuck’ to which it’s entitled as a pg13 movie and @carlkinsella.bsky.social rightly said it should be denethor moaning Fuck in a highly sexual way while pippin is trying to sing his song
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signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
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New playlist WINTER A-GO-GO, a little under 3 hours of snow day indie from the 21st century - a relaxed wintry mood
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/6FK...
Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/6FK...
Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
New playlist WINTER A-GO-GO, a little under 3 hours of snow day indie from the 21st century - a relaxed wintry mood
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/6FK...
Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/6FK...
Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
this is all right on but also i cannot get past that first sentence without laffing
This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.
!["The temperature in Minneapolis is dangerously high. There is an urgent need for the federal agents deployed to the city to step back and take a breath before more Americans are hurt or killed. [Highlighted]: Those protesting the Trump administration have an equal obligation to avoid violence.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zknk3rjsatent75sdbbopown/bafkreid6g5bmlf3gyxj2egzcy33hkwiaqgrzuoh3yhbpenmvdmvyyobfq4@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this is all right on but also i cannot get past that first sentence without laffing
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Time to spend one zillion dollars at DreamHaven Books!!! I buy almost all my new giant art books and pulpy used books from them. Also I secretly sign books there whenever I stop in for a treat.
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Time to spend one zillion dollars at DreamHaven Books!!! I buy almost all my new giant art books and pulpy used books from them. Also I secretly sign books there whenever I stop in for a treat.
wait wait Old Man Smoke Guy is a COMICS RETAILER!?!?!?
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
wait wait Old Man Smoke Guy is a COMICS RETAILER!?!?!?
i was out shoveling my car at the exact moment the first plow came through so i got to dig a path out immediately i feel like a FUCKING GOD
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
i was out shoveling my car at the exact moment the first plow came through so i got to dig a path out immediately i feel like a FUCKING GOD
"enjoy your city"
has any politician literally ever said that ever
has any politician literally ever said that ever
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"enjoy your city"
has any politician literally ever said that ever
has any politician literally ever said that ever
this could be a franz ferdinand level finger, im quite sincerely afraid to say
SOMEONE BIT OFF AN ICE AGENT’S FINGER!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
this could be a franz ferdinand level finger, im quite sincerely afraid to say
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
go back to the pixar movie your head tumbled out of
Oops! Vikings play-by-play moron chooses yesterday's right-wing lie for wisecrack about Minneapolis protesters: defector.com/oops-vikings...
Oops! Vikings Play-By-Play Moron Chooses Yesterday's Right-Wing Lie For Wisecrack About Minneapolis Protesters | Defector
Paul Allen, longtime play-by-play announcer for the Minnesota Vikings and “the voice” of the Minnesota Vikings Radio Network, took a moment on his show on KFAN Friday to engage in some easy right-wing...
defector.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
go back to the pixar movie your head tumbled out of
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Anybody who goes after Ted Gioia, an absolute pudding-brain with a dispiritingly large audience, has my attention. This conversation did that, AND made me want to hit the nearest bookstore ASAP.
thebooktender.substack.com/p/the-day-pu...
thebooktender.substack.com/p/the-day-pu...
If Publishing Lost Its Soul, This Isn't Why
A claim in search of evidence. We fixed it for you.
thebooktender.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Anybody who goes after Ted Gioia, an absolute pudding-brain with a dispiritingly large audience, has my attention. This conversation did that, AND made me want to hit the nearest bookstore ASAP.
thebooktender.substack.com/p/the-day-pu...
thebooktender.substack.com/p/the-day-pu...
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They’re warning us.
We need to listen.
We need to listen.
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
They’re warning us.
We need to listen.
We need to listen.
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get Woke Hoth on a t shirt immediately and give the proceeds to Minneapolis immigrant law fund
Infinite respect to Woke Hoth Guy, who freestyled a two-minute Federalist paper.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
get Woke Hoth on a t shirt immediately and give the proceeds to Minneapolis immigrant law fund
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real moment of improbable catharsis for me here, if you need one
Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
real moment of improbable catharsis for me here, if you need one
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.