Chris Delauder
@beaglebets.bsky.social
Dogs, curling, code. Owned by a beagle.
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
nuremberg 2
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
nuremberg 2
today's silly sit
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
today's silly sit
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This is a wonderful column about the vital function of the curling club as a social connection
You’re not gonna see this facet at the Olympics, you just need to see it for yourself
You’re not gonna see this facet at the Olympics, you just need to see it for yourself
Beyond the medals: Curling as social infrastructure
As attention focuses on the Games in Italy, we ought to look beyond the podium to social connections made at our local arenas.
calgaryherald.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is a wonderful column about the vital function of the curling club as a social connection
You’re not gonna see this facet at the Olympics, you just need to see it for yourself
You’re not gonna see this facet at the Olympics, you just need to see it for yourself
i htink my hands have gotten bigger since the last time i bought a full size can of pringles
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i htink my hands have gotten bigger since the last time i bought a full size can of pringles
my coworker is a weirdo
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
my coworker is a weirdo
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Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling won't teach you the secrets of curling. If I knew those, I'd keep them to myself and be a much better curler than I am. Instead, the book is aimed for new...
www.amazon.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
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PORTLAND PEOPLE!
Have you wanted to try curling?
Come watch Team USA and Throw Some Stones on Sunday, Feb 15th, right in Beaverton!
Have you wanted to try curling?
Come watch Team USA and Throw Some Stones on Sunday, Feb 15th, right in Beaverton!
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
PORTLAND PEOPLE!
Have you wanted to try curling?
Come watch Team USA and Throw Some Stones on Sunday, Feb 15th, right in Beaverton!
Have you wanted to try curling?
Come watch Team USA and Throw Some Stones on Sunday, Feb 15th, right in Beaverton!
evergreen
FUCK YOU PATRIOTS
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
evergreen
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FUCK YOU PATRIOTS
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
FUCK YOU PATRIOTS
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
this is why they're always shushing people in museums
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
this is why they're always shushing people in museums
sometimes society falls apart like the US (derogatory) and sometimes it falls apart like the crochet reddit (laudatory)
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
sometimes society falls apart like the US (derogatory) and sometimes it falls apart like the crochet reddit (laudatory)
So, a P-foil?
I must interrupt your day with an urgent report from the Winter Olympics: ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their own penises with candlewax to fly further www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
So, a P-foil?
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a fitting tribute to catherine o'hara's roles in the crows have eyes movies
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
a fitting tribute to catherine o'hara's roles in the crows have eyes movies
this is such a good skeet but it also makes me so angry
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
this is such a good skeet but it also makes me so angry
someone please convince her that being upside down in a bar isn't appropriate
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
someone please convince her that being upside down in a bar isn't appropriate
a small win for the day; a little old lady came by my house today. her car had been stolen and she just got it back and it was filled with stolen packages. she has spent her day driving to all the addresses on them and returning them
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
a small win for the day; a little old lady came by my house today. her car had been stolen and she just got it back and it was filled with stolen packages. she has spent her day driving to all the addresses on them and returning them
having a nice wiener week
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
having a nice wiener week
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interestingly this was a real medical practice and it killed people bigthink.com/health/milk-...
19th-century medicine: Milk was used as a blood substitute for transfusions
Believe it or not, for a few decades, giving people "milk transfusions" was all the rage.
bigthink.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
interestingly this was a real medical practice and it killed people bigthink.com/health/milk-...
i know there's a lot of problems in the world right now...
and we can add to the list the ongoing dog barforama happening at my house right now
and we can add to the list the ongoing dog barforama happening at my house right now
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i know there's a lot of problems in the world right now...
and we can add to the list the ongoing dog barforama happening at my house right now
and we can add to the list the ongoing dog barforama happening at my house right now
fried eggs over a breakfast salad is so underrated
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
fried eggs over a breakfast salad is so underrated
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Minnesota wants to win a war of attrition
Sousveillance over civil war.
www.theverge.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM