Joel 🥌
@flyoverjoel.bsky.social
I get up and I put on pants. Guy who wrote that book about curling.
This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.
Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.
Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.
I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.
Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.
Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.
July 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.
Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.
June 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.
From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.
is everyone on bluesky from minnesota
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.
Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.
June 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.
Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?
June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?
The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.
Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.
Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.
Planes, No Trains, Busses, No Automobiles, More Busses, Lyfts.
March 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Planes, No Trains, Busses, No Automobiles, More Busses, Lyfts.
I was behind a Saint Paul Parking Enforcement car this morning that was speeding which is super weird because their targets are stationary.
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I was behind a Saint Paul Parking Enforcement car this morning that was speeding which is super weird because their targets are stationary.
Minnesota can produce these blindingly sunny days in the winter. While it's beautiful, it can also drive you a little crazy and you find yourself saying things like, "It's pretty warm out for -3."
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Minnesota can produce these blindingly sunny days in the winter. While it's beautiful, it can also drive you a little crazy and you find yourself saying things like, "It's pretty warm out for -3."
Not gonna lie. I'm pretty upset the Trump Administration has given access to my private personal data to a whole bunch of dudes who still get mad when their mom buys the wrong shape of chicken nuggets at the store.
February 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Not gonna lie. I'm pretty upset the Trump Administration has given access to my private personal data to a whole bunch of dudes who still get mad when their mom buys the wrong shape of chicken nuggets at the store.
I learned everything I need to know about treating others from They Might Be Giants “Flood.”
January 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I learned everything I need to know about treating others from They Might Be Giants “Flood.”
Wake up.
Turn up heat from overnight temperature.
Get in a hot and steamy shower.
Cat comes in the bathroom.
Cat sits by the blowing heating vent.
Get out of shower.
Cat demands to be put the window.
Open window and put cat in.
Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.
Turn up heat from overnight temperature.
Get in a hot and steamy shower.
Cat comes in the bathroom.
Cat sits by the blowing heating vent.
Get out of shower.
Cat demands to be put the window.
Open window and put cat in.
Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.
January 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wake up.
Turn up heat from overnight temperature.
Get in a hot and steamy shower.
Cat comes in the bathroom.
Cat sits by the blowing heating vent.
Get out of shower.
Cat demands to be put the window.
Open window and put cat in.
Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.
Turn up heat from overnight temperature.
Get in a hot and steamy shower.
Cat comes in the bathroom.
Cat sits by the blowing heating vent.
Get out of shower.
Cat demands to be put the window.
Open window and put cat in.
Realize I've been running a cat sauna for years and years and years.
“I’ll have a large skim latte.”
“Do you want that hot or iced?”
“Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”
“Do you want that hot or iced?”
“Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”
January 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“I’ll have a large skim latte.”
“Do you want that hot or iced?”
“Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”
“Do you want that hot or iced?”
“Start with hot. It’s -11F outside, it’ll be iced by the time I get to my car.”
Who knew there was an entire medical specialty dedicated to people injured with their thumb up their ass.
January 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Who knew there was an entire medical specialty dedicated to people injured with their thumb up their ass.
The four basic food groups of curling.
January 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The four basic food groups of curling.
A Minnesota pessimist sees the glass as half frozen.
January 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A Minnesota pessimist sees the glass as half frozen.
Looks like scammers are really working hard on their New Year’s resolution to insessantly call my cell phone.
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Looks like scammers are really working hard on their New Year’s resolution to insessantly call my cell phone.
If you think Elf on a Shelf is great, wait until you see
December 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
If you think Elf on a Shelf is great, wait until you see