Joel 🥌
@flyoverjoel.bsky.social
I get up and I put on pants. Guy who wrote that book about curling.
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If you like curling my or are even just curious about the sport, my great pal @flyoverjoel.bsky.social quite literally wrote the book on it. It’s a great, fun read that explains the sport and its history. Check it out!
Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling won't teach you the secrets of curling. If I knew those, I'd keep them to myself and be a much better curler than I am. Instead, the book is aimed for new...
www.amazon.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
If you like curling my or are even just curious about the sport, my great pal @flyoverjoel.bsky.social quite literally wrote the book on it. It’s a great, fun read that explains the sport and its history. Check it out!
Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling
Bare Bones Stones: A Welcome Guide to Curling won't teach you the secrets of curling. If I knew those, I'd keep them to myself and be a much better curler than I am. Instead, the book is aimed for new...
www.amazon.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
www.amazon.com/Bare-Bones-S...
Pretty sure anyone who was mad about Bad Bunny probably peed themselves during Green Day.
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Pretty sure anyone who was mad about Bad Bunny probably peed themselves during Green Day.
The dirty secret of soccer is that no one involved in the sport will admit that kicking the ball doesn't do anything. 🙄
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The dirty secret of soccer is that no one involved in the sport will admit that kicking the ball doesn't do anything. 🙄
Olympic Curling has already started so if you have any questions about the roaring game, drop 'em here and I'll answer them for you.
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Olympic Curling has already started so if you have any questions about the roaring game, drop 'em here and I'll answer them for you.
Murders are up since ICE came to town.
Trump lies: "Minnesota, their crime, because of us -- because we've taken out thousands of criminals -- their crime is down. Not because of anybody else. Because of us."
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Murders are up since ICE came to town.
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I don't want to alarm anyone, but you need to stop everything you're doing right now.
ATTENTION.
We have created a T-shirt to celebrate our neighbors fighting back against fascists. All profits will go to the Hamline Midway Supply Hub, helping our neighbors sheltering at home.
This is a pre-order. You have until Feb 20th to order this sexy beast.
www.blackhartstp.com/new-products...
We have created a T-shirt to celebrate our neighbors fighting back against fascists. All profits will go to the Hamline Midway Supply Hub, helping our neighbors sheltering at home.
This is a pre-order. You have until Feb 20th to order this sexy beast.
www.blackhartstp.com/new-products...
Saint Paul Liberation Front Charity T-Shirt Preorder — The Black Hart of Saint Paul
Saint Paul, like much of Minnesota, has been occupied for over a month by ICE agents, but our neighbors have been fighting back. Designed for free by the amazing Alec Lindsay the anti-fascist cerber...
www.blackhartstp.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but you need to stop everything you're doing right now.
FYI - I'm retired. Not getting paid to protest these numbnuts.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
FYI - I'm retired. Not getting paid to protest these numbnuts.
I've been quiet the last few weeks for . . . reasons, but a quick reminder to everyone outside the Twin Cities. We aren't popping champagne until all of these fascist ICE puds are out of Minneapolis, Saint Paul and the seven county metro area and neither should you.
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I've been quiet the last few weeks for . . . reasons, but a quick reminder to everyone outside the Twin Cities. We aren't popping champagne until all of these fascist ICE puds are out of Minneapolis, Saint Paul and the seven county metro area and neither should you.
I'm now getting a Rufus AI assistant popup on Amazon's website. They should fire the people who thought that was a good idea and then, just to be safe, fire the people who hired the people who thought that was a good idea.
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm now getting a Rufus AI assistant popup on Amazon's website. They should fire the people who thought that was a good idea and then, just to be safe, fire the people who hired the people who thought that was a good idea.
Siri over here trying to bring around the end times on Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Siri over here trying to bring around the end times on Christmas Eve.
Anyway, here's Butterball.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Anyway, here's Butterball.
This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This might seem selfish but if I ever get my hands on a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is broker a fair temporal trade between the 2020s Cleveland Guardians pitching and 1990s Cleveland Indians hitting.
Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stagflation means deer nuts will be over a buck.
Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Drove over to Lake Street in Minneapolis from Saint Paul this afternoon to pick up some carryout and was murdered no fewer than fifteen times.
I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t think my cat will appreciate me putting the vacuum there.
Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Five for Fighting music sounds like something you’d listen to while sobbing and making Kraft Mac & Cheese in the microwave at 2 am.
Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.
July 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Found a footprint for British Bigfoot just outside of Beauworth in Hampshire.
Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.
June 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thinking I might spend my retirement spouting hustle culture nonsense on LinkedIn or trying to make the three martini lunch a thing again. I don't know. Could go either way.
From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.
is everyone on bluesky from minnesota
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
From Minnesota, no. Lived here the last 20 or so years, you betcha.
Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.
June 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every Radiohead song is basically the soundtrack to the moment in a movie when two spaceships dock with each other and the heroes of the movie learn that everyone on the other ship is dead.
Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?
June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can people stop being angry weird and just be thoughtful for, I don't know, maybe ten minutes?
The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The entire course of human history and achievement lead to this moment and I couldn’t be prouder.
Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Should have sent Left Shark up there instead.
Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fozzie Bear’s favorite food is Wockamole.