Chris Delauder
@beaglebets.bsky.social
Dogs, curling, code. Owned by a beagle.
i'm still going to eat turkey somewhere guys, i'm just not traveling!
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i'm still going to eat turkey somewhere guys, i'm just not traveling!
The perfect gift for your worst enemies
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The perfect gift for your worst enemies
i need to start walking around with some sort of plushie so i can us this insult while winging the toy at them as i storm out the room
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i need to start walking around with some sort of plushie so i can us this insult while winging the toy at them as i storm out the room
this is the thing. if we looked at ketchup like we look at mustard we have a much wider variety of flavor profiles
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
this is the thing. if we looked at ketchup like we look at mustard we have a much wider variety of flavor profiles
i have made better ketchup at home, although this is admittedly an extremely high bar
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i have made better ketchup at home, although this is admittedly an extremely high bar
quick, log off before you can find out!
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
quick, log off before you can find out!
Yeah, that's more of a dog and human specific tactic
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah, that's more of a dog and human specific tactic
Could've used some of that yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Could've used some of that yesterday
It's still drugs but it's otc painkillers
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's still drugs but it's otc painkillers
can't believe you used an actual photo of will stancil
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
can't believe you used an actual photo of will stancil
time to re-read the hitchhiker's guide
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
time to re-read the hitchhiker's guide
if you don't already follow chris geidner i recommend it. he reports on legal stuff, but in particular the supreme court. bsky.app/profile/chri...
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
if you don't already follow chris geidner i recommend it. he reports on legal stuff, but in particular the supreme court. bsky.app/profile/chri...