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has anyone ever had a longer neck
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
has anyone ever had a longer neck
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“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
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Happy Birthday America!
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Happy Birthday America!
onion still has the juice
Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
onion still has the juice
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we’re on our own, but maybe that’s the only way
MS NOW: Why haven't you gotten a dozen Dem senators & NYC cops, flown to Minneapolis & said to the guys wearing masks 'We've brought people who know how to operate'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
we’re on our own, but maybe that’s the only way
have mayors considered firing all the cops and hiring new ones that will do what they want
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
have mayors considered firing all the cops and hiring new ones that will do what they want
subcommandante stancil
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
subcommandante stancil
doubt
Rep Don Bacon (R-NE) says he anticipates that Trump will be impeached if he invades Greenland. omaha.com/news/local/g...
Rep. Don Bacon says House could impeach Trump if U.S. invades Greenland
Rep. Don Bacon tells The World-Herald that there would be GOP support for an impeachment of Donald Trump if the U.S. invaded Greenland.
omaha.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
doubt
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
tom hiddleston and michael fassbender are the same person
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
tom hiddleston and michael fassbender are the same person
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the country isn't the way it is because of the president. we have the president that we have because the country is the way it is.
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
the country isn't the way it is because of the president. we have the president that we have because the country is the way it is.
when indira varma shows up in something you know it can’t be bad
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
when indira varma shows up in something you know it can’t be bad
thinking about the body building forum thread where they couldn't decide how many days there were in a week
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
thinking about the body building forum thread where they couldn't decide how many days there were in a week
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NEW: A ton of trash ends up in Buffalo Bayou, Houston's urban waterway. I spent a morning last week with the people who clean trash out of the bayou with a sucking boat. A long the way, I learned about the never ending battle to clean up pollution. 📸/📝 by me: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
A whole lot of trash fills Buffalo Bayou. Here's who cleans it all up.
A whole lot of Houstonians' trash ends up in Buffalo Bayou. Meet the heroes who vacuum it up.
www.chron.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
NEW: A ton of trash ends up in Buffalo Bayou, Houston's urban waterway. I spent a morning last week with the people who clean trash out of the bayou with a sucking boat. A long the way, I learned about the never ending battle to clean up pollution. 📸/📝 by me: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
he's perfect
Still researching whatever prehistoric being this is. 📖 Do we call in a paleontologist? 🤷♀️
Grover | Male | 12 years | 14 lbs
Grover | Male | 12 years | 14 lbs
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
he's perfect
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we are not alone. we have us
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
we are not alone. we have us
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BREAKING: According to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition, ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered extensive injuries while trying to suck his own micropenis, resulting in him overflowing his adult diaper with an uncontrolled bowel release.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
BREAKING: According to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition, ICE agent Jonathan Ross suffered extensive injuries while trying to suck his own micropenis, resulting in him overflowing his adult diaper with an uncontrolled bowel release.
i’m gonna get cum gutters in 2026
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i’m gonna get cum gutters in 2026
the sydney sweeney reevalution and awards sweep that will happen in 15-20 years will be fun to witness
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
the sydney sweeney reevalution and awards sweep that will happen in 15-20 years will be fun to witness
what’s virgil texas doing these days. does he work at a verizon store
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
what’s virgil texas doing these days. does he work at a verizon store
eternal 2015
NEW: House GOP moves to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress in Epstein probe
House GOP moves to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress in Epstein probe
Both Bill and Hillary Clinton are facing contempt of Congress proceedings.
www.axios.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
eternal 2015