Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
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Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
· Aug 12
*taunting a fire by holding a marshmallow 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 out of reach*
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
"Snitches get stitches," I say, looking in a mirror and cutting myself with a razor* because I know what I did.
*Gillette
*Gillette
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Snitches get stitches," I say, looking in a mirror and cutting myself with a razor* because I know what I did.
*Gillette
*Gillette
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I am not a morning person, I am a lurking creature of the fathomless midday.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I am not a morning person, I am a lurking creature of the fathomless midday.
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You don't need
Love
You can
Put lotion on
Your legs
With
Your own
Feet
(kind of)
Love
You can
Put lotion on
Your legs
With
Your own
Feet
(kind of)
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
You don't need
Love
You can
Put lotion on
Your legs
With
Your own
Feet
(kind of)
Love
You can
Put lotion on
Your legs
With
Your own
Feet
(kind of)
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I think I've finally settled on my rap name, A Parisian but All Their Lyrics Are in English
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think I've finally settled on my rap name, A Parisian but All Their Lyrics Are in English
I think I've finally settled on my rap name, A Parisian but All Their Lyrics Are in English
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think I've finally settled on my rap name, A Parisian but All Their Lyrics Are in English
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
You know who I bet is very good at deciding how much alcohol is ok for me?
Me after a few drinks!
Tomorrow's on you, buddy 🍻
Me after a few drinks!
Tomorrow's on you, buddy 🍻
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You know who I bet is very good at deciding how much alcohol is ok for me?
Me after a few drinks!
Tomorrow's on you, buddy 🍻
Me after a few drinks!
Tomorrow's on you, buddy 🍻
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January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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they should invent a coffee to have before bedtime
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
they should invent a coffee to have before bedtime
Hey people who have followed FIFA for their whole lives, what is the fatal flaw at the heart of this?
FIFA could prevent world war three tomorrow: tell Trump if he invades Greenland he’s losing the FIFA Peace Prize and the U.S. is out as World Cup Host.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hey people who have followed FIFA for their whole lives, what is the fatal flaw at the heart of this?
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I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
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Note from HR: Our lion tamer reports increased job satisfaction since we eliminated the lion agitator position from payroll.
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Note from HR: Our lion tamer reports increased job satisfaction since we eliminated the lion agitator position from payroll.
I can't be the only person who pronounces psychic like chic, right?
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I can't be the only person who pronounces psychic like chic, right?
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Gonna get high and repeatedly explain things that I already understand to myself in my head
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Gonna get high and repeatedly explain things that I already understand to myself in my head
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does this count ar Girl Dinner™️
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
does this count ar Girl Dinner™️
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There must be more direct ways to get blocked than repeatedly following and unfollowing but chase your truth I guess
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There must be more direct ways to get blocked than repeatedly following and unfollowing but chase your truth I guess
There must be more direct ways to get blocked than repeatedly following and unfollowing but chase your truth I guess
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There must be more direct ways to get blocked than repeatedly following and unfollowing but chase your truth I guess
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at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
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My lungs are so very tired. I need a noise box that does my endless shrieking for me.
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My lungs are so very tired. I need a noise box that does my endless shrieking for me.
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I wish to unsubscribe from your mailing list because I've come to the realization that the love I once felt for litter boxes is now but a distant memory, fading like an echo in the wind
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wish to unsubscribe from your mailing list because I've come to the realization that the love I once felt for litter boxes is now but a distant memory, fading like an echo in the wind
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If you live in a home with 5 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms and you are not either a meth chef or a poop scientist, I am not sure I have anything to say to you.
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you live in a home with 5 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms and you are not either a meth chef or a poop scientist, I am not sure I have anything to say to you.