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Victoria's Secret was her hung veiny cock
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Folks like to say "twitter is not the real world" but the government is being run by people addicted to it, and who take actions based on how many twitter likes it will generate, and approving comments it will get from their favorite Twitter accounts
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Folks like to say "twitter is not the real world" but the government is being run by people addicted to it, and who take actions based on how many twitter likes it will generate, and approving comments it will get from their favorite Twitter accounts
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The official (?🙃?) USG position is Maduro's VP is the current legitimate Venezuelan government (her position is Maduro is still in charge), Machado doesn't have the juice to govern, and we legitimately don't know who Gonzalez is
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The official (?🙃?) USG position is Maduro's VP is the current legitimate Venezuelan government (her position is Maduro is still in charge), Machado doesn't have the juice to govern, and we legitimately don't know who Gonzalez is
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I have bad news about that supposed opposition transition plan lol
"We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I have bad news about that supposed opposition transition plan lol
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"American intervention will make things better this time."
Mi hermano en Cristo, it has *never* made things better in Latin America.
Mi hermano en Cristo, it has *never* made things better in Latin America.
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"American intervention will make things better this time."
Mi hermano en Cristo, it has *never* made things better in Latin America.
Mi hermano en Cristo, it has *never* made things better in Latin America.
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I'm not even kidding when I say that the Venezuelan opposition needs to listen to the lived experience of Americans who are saying that Donald Trump is a lying, thieving bastard who cannot be trusted and will only make their lives worse no matter how he intervenes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'm not even kidding when I say that the Venezuelan opposition needs to listen to the lived experience of Americans who are saying that Donald Trump is a lying, thieving bastard who cannot be trusted and will only make their lives worse no matter how he intervenes.
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No evidence, but I suspect what's going on here is the Chavista functionaries in government struck some kind of deal where they remain in power, Venezuela opens up more to the United States, and Maduro is the sacrificial lamb both to show American power and to rally Venezuelans around the state.
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
No evidence, but I suspect what's going on here is the Chavista functionaries in government struck some kind of deal where they remain in power, Venezuela opens up more to the United States, and Maduro is the sacrificial lamb both to show American power and to rally Venezuelans around the state.
Sad day for the 5 or 6 right-libertarians* who unironically bought the "Trump is an isolationist" shtick
*they're all white supremacists now
*they're all white supremacists now
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Sad day for the 5 or 6 right-libertarians* who unironically bought the "Trump is an isolationist" shtick
*they're all white supremacists now
*they're all white supremacists now
Deng Xiaoping mixed with Dina Boluarte ahhh despot🥀
In offing Maduro but leaving the rest of the regime untouched, Trump has effectively just forced the mafia state to switch spokespeople.
Cue Delcy. Who, unlike Maduro, is often considered to be a very sophisticated political operator and in many ways has been the key regime functionary since 2013
Cue Delcy. Who, unlike Maduro, is often considered to be a very sophisticated political operator and in many ways has been the key regime functionary since 2013
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Deng Xiaoping mixed with Dina Boluarte ahhh despot🥀
my mom is going through the stages of grief by realizing Delcy is going to be the new President
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
my mom is going through the stages of grief by realizing Delcy is going to be the new President
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Nadie está moralmente preparado para situaciones moralmente complejas y frustrantes
Algunas personas se dieron cuenta y se enfrentan al problema cara a cara y en su conjunto afortunadamente y yo por el bien de mi salud mental me quedaré con eso
Algunas personas se dieron cuenta y se enfrentan al problema cara a cara y en su conjunto afortunadamente y yo por el bien de mi salud mental me quedaré con eso
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Nadie está moralmente preparado para situaciones moralmente complejas y frustrantes
Algunas personas se dieron cuenta y se enfrentan al problema cara a cara y en su conjunto afortunadamente y yo por el bien de mi salud mental me quedaré con eso
Algunas personas se dieron cuenta y se enfrentan al problema cara a cara y en su conjunto afortunadamente y yo por el bien de mi salud mental me quedaré con eso
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Republicans are about to defend the Venezuelan coup by talking about Uchiha Madara’s many crimes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Republicans are about to defend the Venezuelan coup by talking about Uchiha Madara’s many crimes.
Nixon goes to China but post-modern
Parsing Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth statements, it sounds a lot like "we're going to drop all demands for democracy/elections, recognize Rodriguez in perpetuity, drop all sanctions, send lots of investment and technical assistance, and buy any oil Venezuela wants to sell."
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Nixon goes to China but post-modern
as an ironic cuckolding fan it sucks I'll never be as cucked as the Venezuelan opposition
*If* this was just a coup intended to put Delcy in power, it may functionally be pretext for the U.S. to "switch sides" from the Venezuelan people (represented by exiled opposition leaders) to the Venezuelan dictatorship (now represented by Rodriguez).
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
as an ironic cuckolding fan it sucks I'll never be as cucked as the Venezuelan opposition
when u get waken up at 4 am because the gringos kidnapped your boss so now you're the boss
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
when u get waken up at 4 am because the gringos kidnapped your boss so now you're the boss
Los que seguis en Twitter sois subnormales. Así de sencillo.
Y me da igual la queja del día que tengáis contra BlueSky. Que si no hay candados, que si no me estimula mi cerebro frito, que si hay bots.
Y me da igual la queja del día que tengáis contra BlueSky. Que si no hay candados, que si no me estimula mi cerebro frito, que si hay bots.
I know this is yesterday’s news and feels relatively unimportant now but just want to note that this is ongoing and X and xAI continue to do absolutely nothing about it despite being able to end it by pressing a single button.
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Los que seguis en Twitter sois subnormales. Así de sencillo.
Y me da igual la queja del día que tengáis contra BlueSky. Que si no hay candados, que si no me estimula mi cerebro frito, que si hay bots.
Y me da igual la queja del día que tengáis contra BlueSky. Que si no hay candados, que si no me estimula mi cerebro frito, que si hay bots.
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Venezuela told me the US keeps kidnapping his dictators so I asked how many dictators he has and he said he just goes to the PSUV and gets a new dictator afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PSUV apparatchiks to the Southern District of NY and then he started crying
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Venezuela told me the US keeps kidnapping his dictators so I asked how many dictators he has and he said he just goes to the PSUV and gets a new dictator afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PSUV apparatchiks to the Southern District of NY and then he started crying
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Artist: nettapii
Media: honkai: star rail, honkai (series)
Source: https://twitter.com/nettapii/status/1823369986993266813
Media: honkai: star rail, honkai (series)
Source: https://twitter.com/nettapii/status/1823369986993266813
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Artist: nettapii
Media: honkai: star rail, honkai (series)
Source: https://twitter.com/nettapii/status/1823369986993266813
Media: honkai: star rail, honkai (series)
Source: https://twitter.com/nettapii/status/1823369986993266813
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Not that crazy IMO
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
News: Gang of Eight in Congress were only notified about Trump's Venezuela operation after it began, source familiar tells me. That means the heads of the Intelligence Committees in Senate and House were *not* consulted. Just crazy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Not that crazy IMO
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
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the international community is a mess at the best of times and individual countries have to look at this and go, what the fuck is he going to do to us if we go too hard against him
it’s not an unreasonable concern, unfortunately
it’s not an unreasonable concern, unfortunately
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
the international community is a mess at the best of times and individual countries have to look at this and go, what the fuck is he going to do to us if we go too hard against him
it’s not an unreasonable concern, unfortunately
it’s not an unreasonable concern, unfortunately
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a level of realpolitik here: the United States is unlikely to face serious international consequences for being lunatics acting with impunity, in large part because we are lunatics acting with impunity
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
a level of realpolitik here: the United States is unlikely to face serious international consequences for being lunatics acting with impunity, in large part because we are lunatics acting with impunity
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
siento quemar la frase pero toda esta intervención ha sido una panchitada histórica, mítica y legendaria
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
siento quemar la frase pero toda esta intervención ha sido una panchitada histórica, mítica y legendaria
the current US government is a dementia-ridden old man who moves on pure vibes and instinct for likes and content guided by a couple of sociopathic Viziers
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
the current US government is a dementia-ridden old man who moves on pure vibes and instinct for likes and content guided by a couple of sociopathic Viziers
nadie al volante
Marco Rubio said he’s reserving judgment on Venezuela VP Delcy Rodríguez’s denial, saying the U.S. will judge the interim authorities by their actions in the coming days and weeks and urging them to seize a “historic opportunity” to serve the country.-NYT
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
nadie al volante