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Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Confirmed by AI to be an adult.
Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Pinned
My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”
There’s no way that Martin Kemp’s head is that big!! Who’s body is that?

I’m suspicious of some of the other ones too..
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just heard that big Sam Allardyce will be caretaker Director General of the BBC until the end of the season.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just watching Star Wars, got to the bit where Princess Leia who knows the Empire are tracking the Millennium Falcon, deliberately lead them straight to the Rebel base.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only.
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Proud to be finally able to share the secret project I’ve been involved with

The Marvellous Miniature Workshop is coming soon to BBC One and BBC iPlayer :
@bbciplayer 

#TheMarvellousMiniatureWorkshop #SaraCox #iPlayer
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This guy’s sadistic streak is something else!
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I can’t believe they’re gonna fuck this round table up #TheTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The average American Millennial man has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn’t a defense of platner it’s just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Sgt Pepper 10 years commemorative book project is in for review with Kickstarter… Click the notify me button if you wish to be notified… #sgtpepperX10
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
Coming soon: A Decade in the LIves
Ten years of Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages
www.kickstarter.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There's a lot of water outside.

I don't think I like it.
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I was getting a bit bored of the Israeli football fan storyline but the writers of 2025 have really excelled themselves with this plot twist!
Israeli Police announce they have canceled a derby match between Hapoel Tel Aviv and Maccabi Tel Aviv that was set to take place tonight in the city’s Bloomfield Stadium, when fans began to riot.

www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
Police cancel Tel Aviv derby after fans riot at stadium
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www.timesofisrael.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Is there any truth in the saying "Feed a cold, starve a fever", because I have had a cold and a sore throat for about 3 days and I am bloody RAVENOUS. I am eating everything in sight.
October 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Wank Like an Egyptian
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Breaking The Lav
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand...

Sushi

Star Trek : Section 31

Frankie by Sister Sledge.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to wat, one movie you'll never watcha again and one song you can't stand...

Hummus

Salo or 120 Days of Sodom

Summer of '69
"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand"

Octopus (that’s like eating a dolphin!)

also Requiem For A Dream (a rotten, rotten film)

Rude by Magic (embarrassed that this even exists)
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Unsolicited Bic pic
October 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nigel Farage will only eat tampons with meat in them.
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate it when your kids stop respecting you 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Obvious….
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a Brit Card checkpoint!

Present your ID now!
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Blake’s 7 series 4 episode 4 ending was the coldest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

“What about doctor Plaxton?”

“Who?”

Damn, Avon 😕
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Unexpected MCU merchandising in Dunelm
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM