Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Pinned
Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
· Oct 16
My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”
Needed a break from doomscrolling so decided to read some classic literature that I haven’t read before.
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Needed a break from doomscrolling so decided to read some classic literature that I haven’t read before.
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
Probably shouldn’t have started with 1984 🫤
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
I think my first day as speechwriter for Robert Jenrick has gone pretty well!
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I think my first day as speechwriter for Robert Jenrick has gone pretty well!
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Poxy Music
Poxy Music
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Ultravom
Ultravom
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
So you’re a campanologist? Pull the other one!
So you’re a voice actor? Sounds about right.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
So you’re a campanologist? Pull the other one!
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
When we went on holiday, we used to have to set the video recorder to tape the TV programmes for the week we were away, so we could watch them when we came back.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
When we went on holiday, we used to have to set the video recorder to tape the TV programmes for the week we were away, so we could watch them when we came back.
If there's going to be a world war is it even worth me doing a long wash cycle on the duvet covers?
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If there's going to be a world war is it even worth me doing a long wash cycle on the duvet covers?
"You know that actor Russell Crowe? His wife ran off with a cannibal."
"Was he Gladiator?"
"No, he was pretty upset about it actually."
"Was he Gladiator?"
"No, he was pretty upset about it actually."
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 PM
"You know that actor Russell Crowe? His wife ran off with a cannibal."
"Was he Gladiator?"
"No, he was pretty upset about it actually."
"Was he Gladiator?"
"No, he was pretty upset about it actually."
As soon as you realise American foreign policy is based on the board game Risk, suddenly everything makes sense.
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
As soon as you realise American foreign policy is based on the board game Risk, suddenly everything makes sense.
Just planning a trip to London on Saturday and the trains are utterly fucked with engineering works or some shit
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just planning a trip to London on Saturday and the trains are utterly fucked with engineering works or some shit
Reposted by Barbarossa⚡️
If you still believe in phrenology you want to get your head examined!
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
If you still believe in phrenology you want to get your head examined!
Slipped on my arse walking home.
Happy new year 🫤
Happy new year 🫤
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Slipped on my arse walking home.
Happy new year 🫤
Happy new year 🫤
Staying overnight at parents.
Brought my own toothbrush but forgot the toothpaste.
Now having to use unfamiliar alien toothpaste.
Help!
Brought my own toothbrush but forgot the toothpaste.
Now having to use unfamiliar alien toothpaste.
Help!
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Staying overnight at parents.
Brought my own toothbrush but forgot the toothpaste.
Now having to use unfamiliar alien toothpaste.
Help!
Brought my own toothbrush but forgot the toothpaste.
Now having to use unfamiliar alien toothpaste.
Help!
U2Unlimited
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Bee Geese
The Bee Geese
Ruin two bands by combining them
M-People Under the Stairs
M-People Under the Stairs
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
U2Unlimited
HRQAAE
NDUVNHV
OIVGES
NDUVNHV
OIVGES
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
HRQAAE
NDUVNHV
OIVGES
NDUVNHV
OIVGES
Just been ice skating at Brighton Pavilion.
Well I say skating, 400 people crammed on to a patch of ice the size of someone’s front room.
More like ice shuffling.
Well I say skating, 400 people crammed on to a patch of ice the size of someone’s front room.
More like ice shuffling.
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just been ice skating at Brighton Pavilion.
Well I say skating, 400 people crammed on to a patch of ice the size of someone’s front room.
More like ice shuffling.
Well I say skating, 400 people crammed on to a patch of ice the size of someone’s front room.
More like ice shuffling.
Reposted by Barbarossa⚡️
Everyone is getting Petrol for Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everyone is getting Petrol for Christmas.
Argh the poinsettia just started dropping leaves.
One day we’ll be able to keep one alive until the big day 😐
One day we’ll be able to keep one alive until the big day 😐
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Argh the poinsettia just started dropping leaves.
One day we’ll be able to keep one alive until the big day 😐
One day we’ll be able to keep one alive until the big day 😐
If they made ET today there’d be about 5 sequels and a dozen animated TV series
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If they made ET today there’d be about 5 sequels and a dozen animated TV series
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it twice,
Your future is set,
By a roll of the dice,
Dungeon Master’s coming to town.
He’s checking it twice,
Your future is set,
By a roll of the dice,
Dungeon Master’s coming to town.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it twice,
Your future is set,
By a roll of the dice,
Dungeon Master’s coming to town.
He’s checking it twice,
Your future is set,
By a roll of the dice,
Dungeon Master’s coming to town.
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
Reposted by Barbarossa⚡️
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
18.
Never had an AOL address and never used a waterbed.
Never had an AOL address and never used a waterbed.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
18.
Never had an AOL address and never used a waterbed.
Never had an AOL address and never used a waterbed.
Got a wedding tomorrow and the dress code is black tie.
Thought I was ok because I’ve had a dinner suit in the wardrobe since at least 1998.
Just tried it on an remembered that 1998-me was a 32 inch waist and 2025-me is a 36 inch waist 😱
Thought I was ok because I’ve had a dinner suit in the wardrobe since at least 1998.
Just tried it on an remembered that 1998-me was a 32 inch waist and 2025-me is a 36 inch waist 😱
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Got a wedding tomorrow and the dress code is black tie.
Thought I was ok because I’ve had a dinner suit in the wardrobe since at least 1998.
Just tried it on an remembered that 1998-me was a 32 inch waist and 2025-me is a 36 inch waist 😱
Thought I was ok because I’ve had a dinner suit in the wardrobe since at least 1998.
Just tried it on an remembered that 1998-me was a 32 inch waist and 2025-me is a 36 inch waist 😱