NaffNaffBobFace
@naffnaffbobface.bsky.social
Welcome to a feed of the everyday mundane, release yourself form the shackles of entertainment and embrace the boredom! (Joined 14/11/2024)
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Today on "Guess whats inside my dishwasher", can you guess what's inside my dishwasher?
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I need more tea and some breakfast then I’m going to sit and read and remember that I’m not in charge of anything but my little corner of the world. Be good to yourself today friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I need more tea and some breakfast then I’m going to sit and read and remember that I’m not in charge of anything but my little corner of the world. Be good to yourself today friends.
They say every day is a learning day, and i have just learned from my other half Guinea Pig pee is so potent if one took a wazz on pur sofa, it would bleach the fabric almost instantly.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
They say every day is a learning day, and i have just learned from my other half Guinea Pig pee is so potent if one took a wazz on pur sofa, it would bleach the fabric almost instantly.
Salutations and a happy new year to all who celebrate!
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Salutations and a happy new year to all who celebrate!
Here is something we can all enjoy!
![Panel 1
Parent:
We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star
Panel 2
Child:
So it is identical to emergence day ?
Parent:
Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival
Panel 3:
Parent (continues)
New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival
Child:
Oh
Panel 4
Child [raises arms triumphantly]
We did not die
Parent:
Exactly](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreiabxxaz57jv6mb5wt2m3rbmz5giwusw27bdpyyo7sgn7kqf2yazge@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Here is something we can all enjoy!
Tinnitus truly is the soundtrack of eternity. 30 years and counting 😅
December 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Tinnitus truly is the soundtrack of eternity. 30 years and counting 😅
So, the Vandalized Advent Calendar and its Quadruplication.
I located an untouched calendar today and got a look at the try with chocs in, turns out there were 6 shapes in total with 4 of each. As such, the "Festivity" and "Creativity scores for 18 of the days was Zero. Here's a picture 1/2
I located an untouched calendar today and got a look at the try with chocs in, turns out there were 6 shapes in total with 4 of each. As such, the "Festivity" and "Creativity scores for 18 of the days was Zero. Here's a picture 1/2
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So, the Vandalized Advent Calendar and its Quadruplication.
I located an untouched calendar today and got a look at the try with chocs in, turns out there were 6 shapes in total with 4 of each. As such, the "Festivity" and "Creativity scores for 18 of the days was Zero. Here's a picture 1/2
I located an untouched calendar today and got a look at the try with chocs in, turns out there were 6 shapes in total with 4 of each. As such, the "Festivity" and "Creativity scores for 18 of the days was Zero. Here's a picture 1/2
Day 15 and 16 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's a triplicate... And my first quadruple of the same shape with two chocolate starfish.
Day 15 score:
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Day 16 score:
Festivity 0/10 (quad)
Creativity 0/10 (quad)
Taste 10/10
Day 15 score:
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Day 16 score:
Festivity 0/10 (quad)
Creativity 0/10 (quad)
Taste 10/10
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Day 15 and 16 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's a triplicate... And my first quadruple of the same shape with two chocolate starfish.
Day 15 score:
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Day 16 score:
Festivity 0/10 (quad)
Creativity 0/10 (quad)
Taste 10/10
Day 15 score:
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Day 16 score:
Festivity 0/10 (quad)
Creativity 0/10 (quad)
Taste 10/10
Good grief day 14 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's another Triplicate, this time the Cyclops. Here is a special closeup of its face looking very unimpressed about it all, reminds me of a Sontaran from Doctor Who.
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Good grief day 14 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's another Triplicate, this time the Cyclops. Here is a special closeup of its face looking very unimpressed about it all, reminds me of a Sontaran from Doctor Who.
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
Festivity 0/10 (triplicate)
Creativity 0/10 (triplicate)
Taste 10/10
My online advertising algorithm has finally worked out I'm skint and all it is showing me now is tape dispensers. If you are a company that makes tape dispensers and have targeted ad spend, I'm the one person on earth you're spending on and I'm sorry - I've already got one.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My online advertising algorithm has finally worked out I'm skint and all it is showing me now is tape dispensers. If you are a company that makes tape dispensers and have targeted ad spend, I'm the one person on earth you're spending on and I'm sorry - I've already got one.
Day 13 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar... Another duplicate, this time the recently introduced flat frilled lizard -_-
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Day 13 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar... Another duplicate, this time the recently introduced flat frilled lizard -_-
Day 12 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar. Another Citizen Kane snow globe, another triplicate -_-
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Day 12 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar. Another Citizen Kane snow globe, another triplicate -_-
Day 11 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and Hurrah, a new original shape, not a duplicate! Dunno why they put a flat frilled lizard in it...? Maybe i got an Australian one?
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Day 11 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and Hurrah, a new original shape, not a duplicate! Dunno why they put a flat frilled lizard in it...? Maybe i got an Australian one?
Write a horror story using only 3 words:
*sighs* Aw, no...
*sighs* Aw, no...
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Write a horror story using only 3 words:
*sighs* Aw, no...
*sighs* Aw, no...
Day 10 of the Vandalized Advent Calendar. I didn't think it was possible. It's not a duplicate, it's the first TRIPLICATE shape in my advent calendar. Am I on the naughty list and this is Santa's way of telling me...?
Festivity: 0/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Creativity: -2/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 0/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Creativity: -2/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Taste: 10/10
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Day 10 of the Vandalized Advent Calendar. I didn't think it was possible. It's not a duplicate, it's the first TRIPLICATE shape in my advent calendar. Am I on the naughty list and this is Santa's way of telling me...?
Festivity: 0/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Creativity: -2/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 0/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Creativity: -2/10 (TRIPLICATE)
Taste: 10/10
Day nine of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and oooh noooo its another duplicate, this time of Day 1's cyclops -_-
Festivity: 3/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 3/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Day nine of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and oooh noooo its another duplicate, this time of Day 1's cyclops -_-
Festivity: 3/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 3/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
So moving on to today Day 8 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and, ohhhh no it's ANOTHER duplicate! A second chocolate starfish?! What possible use is two of the unless you wear them like a mermaid??
Festivity: 2/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 2/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So moving on to today Day 8 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and, ohhhh no it's ANOTHER duplicate! A second chocolate starfish?! What possible use is two of the unless you wear them like a mermaid??
Festivity: 2/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 2/10
Creativity: 0/10 (repeat)
Taste: 10/10
Missed day 7 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar yesterday as was knackered so here it is today... ah... yeah... a chocolate starfish... erm...
Festivity: 2
Creativity: 4
Taste: Erm... 10/10
Festivity: 2
Creativity: 4
Taste: Erm... 10/10
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Missed day 7 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar yesterday as was knackered so here it is today... ah... yeah... a chocolate starfish... erm...
Festivity: 2
Creativity: 4
Taste: Erm... 10/10
Festivity: 2
Creativity: 4
Taste: Erm... 10/10
Day 6 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and I cannot believe it. Another duplicate! The Citizen Cain Snow Globe I got for day 5, again for day 6! I'm sorry but duplicates are not very creative at all O_o
Festivity: 5/10
Creativity: 0/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 5/10
Creativity: 0/10
Taste: 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Day 6 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and I cannot believe it. Another duplicate! The Citizen Cain Snow Globe I got for day 5, again for day 6! I'm sorry but duplicates are not very creative at all O_o
Festivity: 5/10
Creativity: 0/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 5/10
Creativity: 0/10
Taste: 10/10
Thought there were loads of people trapesing about in the kitchen, turns out it was just a load of shoes in the washing machine tumbling around in it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Thought there were loads of people trapesing about in the kitchen, turns out it was just a load of shoes in the washing machine tumbling around in it.
Day 5 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and its out first genuinely festive shape, it's the Snow Globe that smashes in the movie Citizen Cain. Rosebud-tastic!
Festivity: 7/10
Imagination: 5/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 7/10
Imagination: 5/10
Taste: 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Day 5 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and its out first genuinely festive shape, it's the Snow Globe that smashes in the movie Citizen Cain. Rosebud-tastic!
Festivity: 7/10
Imagination: 5/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 7/10
Imagination: 5/10
Taste: 10/10
I had to read this article three times before i realised they did similar to taking a horse to a mechanic and asking "why cant it click its fingers?"🤔 Some interesting points in it later, though.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Its old (2016) but this spells it out:
www.itv.com/news/2016-10...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Its old (2016) but this spells it out:
www.itv.com/news/2016-10...
'Life being stressful is not an illness' - GPs on mental health over-diagnosis
Hundreds of GPs in England tell the BBC they are also worried about a lack of help for patients.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I had to read this article three times before i realised they did similar to taking a horse to a mechanic and asking "why cant it click its fingers?"🤔 Some interesting points in it later, though.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Its old (2016) but this spells it out:
www.itv.com/news/2016-10...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Its old (2016) but this spells it out:
www.itv.com/news/2016-10...
Today on "Guess whats inside my dishwasher", can you guess what's inside my dishwasher?
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Today on "Guess whats inside my dishwasher", can you guess what's inside my dishwasher?
Day 4 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and i kid you not its the same decapitated snowman head as yesterday. But because i was being a smart arse yesterday and didn't show the front of the choc i can't prove it!
Festivity: 7/10
Creativity: 2/10 (repeat shape)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 7/10
Creativity: 2/10 (repeat shape)
Taste: 10/10
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Day 4 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and i kid you not its the same decapitated snowman head as yesterday. But because i was being a smart arse yesterday and didn't show the front of the choc i can't prove it!
Festivity: 7/10
Creativity: 2/10 (repeat shape)
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 7/10
Creativity: 2/10 (repeat shape)
Taste: 10/10
Day three of the Vandalised Advent Calender and it appears there was a misprint or they just forgot to put a design on it. It might be minimalist, perhaps...?
Festivity: 0/10
Creativity: 1/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 0/10
Creativity: 1/10
Taste: 10/10
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Day three of the Vandalised Advent Calender and it appears there was a misprint or they just forgot to put a design on it. It might be minimalist, perhaps...?
Festivity: 0/10
Creativity: 1/10
Taste: 10/10
Festivity: 0/10
Creativity: 1/10
Taste: 10/10
Me, laying on the floor: "Why's it so cold down here?"
Mrs 'Bobface: "Hot air rises."
Me: "So... the ceiling stinks of farts...?"
Mrs 'BobFace "I guess so?"
Me: "No wonder we keep it all the way up there."
Mrs 'Bobface: "Hot air rises."
Me: "So... the ceiling stinks of farts...?"
Mrs 'BobFace "I guess so?"
Me: "No wonder we keep it all the way up there."
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me, laying on the floor: "Why's it so cold down here?"
Mrs 'Bobface: "Hot air rises."
Me: "So... the ceiling stinks of farts...?"
Mrs 'BobFace "I guess so?"
Me: "No wonder we keep it all the way up there."
Mrs 'Bobface: "Hot air rises."
Me: "So... the ceiling stinks of farts...?"
Mrs 'BobFace "I guess so?"
Me: "No wonder we keep it all the way up there."