nathanwpyle
@nathanwpyle.bsky.social
if your garbage disposal ever gets a hold of a knife it’s gonna use Spin Attack (the only move it knows)
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 AM
if your garbage disposal ever gets a hold of a knife it’s gonna use Spin Attack (the only move it knows)
what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart
common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO)
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO)
there should be a middle blinker you can use to indicate to other drivers that you are continuing in a straight line
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
there should be a middle blinker you can use to indicate to other drivers that you are continuing in a straight line
the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder
tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses
![Panel 1
Parent:
We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star
Panel 2
Child:
So it is identical to emergence day ?
Parent:
Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival
Panel 3:
Parent (continues)
New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival
Child:
Oh
Panel 4
Child [raises arms triumphantly]
We did not die
Parent:
Exactly](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreiabxxaz57jv6mb5wt2m3rbmz5giwusw27bdpyyo7sgn7kqf2yazge@jpeg)
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to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30
[tune of Mr. jones and me]
🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵
🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[tune of Mr. jones and me]
🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵
🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵
