ACH
@nibus.bsky.social
glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK
Cornwall, UK
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@nibus.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Along with @squeezy.bsky.social I make things in fused glass, ranging from jewellery and bowls to experimental lumps
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Protein folding
2. Bacterial genetics
3. Statistics for biologists
4. Medical virology
5. Parasitology
1. Protein folding
2. Bacterial genetics
3. Statistics for biologists
4. Medical virology
5. Parasitology
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1) principles of animation
2) fashion & textiles
3) advanced fine art practice
4) form & purpose
5) building a vocabulary
1) principles of animation
2) fashion & textiles
3) advanced fine art practice
4) form & purpose
5) building a vocabulary
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
[enjoyment noise]
Boko Yout - IGNORED (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Boko Yout
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
[enjoyment noise]
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To clarify, I’m looking for a Trans+ artist to design and produce physical textile patches.
Mutual recs only at this point. This one’s really brought the bots and bad actors out in my DMs and emails 😅
Mutual recs only at this point. This one’s really brought the bots and bad actors out in my DMs and emails 😅
Looking for a Trans+ patch artist for a paid job. Any recommendations?
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
To clarify, I’m looking for a Trans+ artist to design and produce physical textile patches.
Mutual recs only at this point. This one’s really brought the bots and bad actors out in my DMs and emails 😅
Mutual recs only at this point. This one’s really brought the bots and bad actors out in my DMs and emails 😅
I can't work out whether the Melania film is a documentary or a biopic or a heartwarming based-on-a-true-story thing, or whether there's a whole Melania universe where she's the crimefighting hero/crime-adjacent villain and whether even that would approach the visual craft of, say, Robocop 3.
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I can't work out whether the Melania film is a documentary or a biopic or a heartwarming based-on-a-true-story thing, or whether there's a whole Melania universe where she's the crimefighting hero/crime-adjacent villain and whether even that would approach the visual craft of, say, Robocop 3.
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The chips
They’re out of the fryer
Yes
YES
The chips are back
They’re out of the fryer
Yes
YES
The chips are back
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
The chips
They’re out of the fryer
Yes
YES
The chips are back
They’re out of the fryer
Yes
YES
The chips are back
Sorry kids, privacy is just for sensible adults
I and many others predicted this long ago. VPNs now headed for UK age gating. Amendment 94a is also massive, given its potential scope. reclaimthenet.org/uk-house-of-...
UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNs
The vote marks a stunning turn, pulling VPNs and private platforms into an age-check regime once unthinkable in a democracy.
reclaimthenet.org
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Sorry kids, privacy is just for sensible adults
normal bread (untoasted) +
salad cream
non-newtonian cheese
printer toner (magenta)
ghee
lao gan ma
premium unhorsed figleytobis
salad cream
non-newtonian cheese
printer toner (magenta)
ghee
lao gan ma
premium unhorsed figleytobis
it's time to play, "the big sandwich". you are allowed to nominate six ingredients and one bread type, and must specify whether or not it is toasted. Good Luck
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
normal bread (untoasted) +
salad cream
non-newtonian cheese
printer toner (magenta)
ghee
lao gan ma
premium unhorsed figleytobis
salad cream
non-newtonian cheese
printer toner (magenta)
ghee
lao gan ma
premium unhorsed figleytobis
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Me: 'Alexa, play The Sisters of Mercy.'
Alexa: 'Playing The Sisters of Mercy'
Me: ...
Alexa: *Bunch of nuns singing*
Alexa: 'Playing The Sisters of Mercy'
Me: ...
Alexa: *Bunch of nuns singing*
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Me: 'Alexa, play The Sisters of Mercy.'
Alexa: 'Playing The Sisters of Mercy'
Me: ...
Alexa: *Bunch of nuns singing*
Alexa: 'Playing The Sisters of Mercy'
Me: ...
Alexa: *Bunch of nuns singing*
Imagine Harold Shipman being acquitted then going round wearing a tshirt with a big AI syringe on it that said LOL
it's so good to post a horrible photo of yourself under an inexplicable restatement of your belief you didn't commit murder
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Imagine Harold Shipman being acquitted then going round wearing a tshirt with a big AI syringe on it that said LOL
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I need 1 more person to enrol by tomorrow morning! Thank you!
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I need 1 more person to enrol by tomorrow morning! Thank you!
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
Dreamt I went to Afghanistan and was excitedly posting through it:
IM IN AFGHANISTAN!
IM USING THE NATO VPN!
I MET SOME KIWIS IN A STAIRWELL!
IVE BROKEN A LAMPSHADE!
IM IN AFGHANISTAN!
IM USING THE NATO VPN!
I MET SOME KIWIS IN A STAIRWELL!
IVE BROKEN A LAMPSHADE!
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Dreamt I went to Afghanistan and was excitedly posting through it:
IM IN AFGHANISTAN!
IM USING THE NATO VPN!
I MET SOME KIWIS IN A STAIRWELL!
IVE BROKEN A LAMPSHADE!
IM IN AFGHANISTAN!
IM USING THE NATO VPN!
I MET SOME KIWIS IN A STAIRWELL!
IVE BROKEN A LAMPSHADE!
[FBPE voice] Minneapolis should join the EU
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
[FBPE voice] Minneapolis should join the EU
Sorry to my neighbours who heard us laughing at 2am having come up with the idea that Batman had launched new sort of nougat called NOUBAT and was trying to decide whether it was pronounced 'noobar' or 'nubbit'
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sorry to my neighbours who heard us laughing at 2am having come up with the idea that Batman had launched new sort of nougat called NOUBAT and was trying to decide whether it was pronounced 'noobar' or 'nubbit'
Sorry but the most egregious thing here is fully justified text in a table cell
… including payments for promoting gold, presenting on GB News and from his friend George Cottrell, within 28 days.
Reform UK leader apologised for what he described as administrative errors by his team.
Reform UK leader apologised for what he described as administrative errors by his team.
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Sorry but the most egregious thing here is fully justified text in a table cell
when you arrive late for the Safety Dance video
Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984).
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 AM
when you arrive late for the Safety Dance video
🎵Autoroute vers la zone dangereuse🎵
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
🎵Autoroute vers la zone dangereuse🎵
drumkit made of dustbins and squeaky toys
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
drumkit made of dustbins and squeaky toys
oh i see its all grownup geopolitics this and economic levers that with you lot until failed golfer brooklyn beckham comes along with some dross and youre all ohhhh forget about greenland show us your bum brooklyn
well im not having it
well im not having it
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
oh i see its all grownup geopolitics this and economic levers that with you lot until failed golfer brooklyn beckham comes along with some dross and youre all ohhhh forget about greenland show us your bum brooklyn
well im not having it
well im not having it
Idi Amin coming out of international retirement to join the Peace Squad - Leopold II unsure, says spokesperson
You can’t invite that Russkie devil to our genocide club! He’ll see everything! He’ll see the big board!
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Idi Amin coming out of international retirement to join the Peace Squad - Leopold II unsure, says spokesperson
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Imagine if all music inventions were treated the way AI is. “The bassoon is an inevitable part of music now. We have to learn to live with it. You must find ways of incorporating bassoon into all music you create because the line between human and bassoon will soon become erased.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Imagine if all music inventions were treated the way AI is. “The bassoon is an inevitable part of music now. We have to learn to live with it. You must find ways of incorporating bassoon into all music you create because the line between human and bassoon will soon become erased.”
