Andrew CH
@nibus.bsky.social
glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK
Cornwall, UK
Pinned
Andrew CH
@nibus.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Along with @squeezy.bsky.social I make things in fused glass, ranging from jewellery and bowls to experimental lumps
Something something Brexit something
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Something something Brexit something
Excellent birthday present from @squeezy.bsky.social who has been taking advantage of my oblivousness to sneakily work away in her studio
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Excellent birthday present from @squeezy.bsky.social who has been taking advantage of my oblivousness to sneakily work away in her studio
Have just noticed that one of the main things taking up space on my phone is a 25-minute video of the inside of my coat pocket from 4 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Have just noticed that one of the main things taking up space on my phone is a 25-minute video of the inside of my coat pocket from 4 years ago
One of the best things I've heard this year, aptly unsettling doom from @blackknoll.bsky.social and @penelopetrappes.bsky.social
irisarri.bandcamp.com/track/repris...
youtu.be/fcot_TVLzDY?...
irisarri.bandcamp.com/track/repris...
youtu.be/fcot_TVLzDY?...
Rafael Anton Irisarri - Reprisal (Penelope Trappes Rework)
YouTube video by Penelope Trappes
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One of the best things I've heard this year, aptly unsettling doom from @blackknoll.bsky.social and @penelopetrappes.bsky.social
irisarri.bandcamp.com/track/repris...
youtu.be/fcot_TVLzDY?...
irisarri.bandcamp.com/track/repris...
youtu.be/fcot_TVLzDY?...
French krautrock! two drummers! one kick drum! two simultaneous measures! shouting! Little House on the Prairie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6b...
MEULE - DIOIS
YouTube video by MEULE
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
French krautrock! two drummers! one kick drum! two simultaneous measures! shouting! Little House on the Prairie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6b...
Reposted by Andrew CH
This is what every tech company advert looks like now
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is what every tech company advert looks like now
TIL 'nonce' is short for 'non-prince'
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
TIL 'nonce' is short for 'non-prince'
- Charles & Eddie's 'Would I Lie To You?' is about her
- has repellent alter-ego 'Sweary Mary Berry'
- features in 86% of jigsaw puzzles made in Vietnam
- mostly bipedal
- left thumb is formed in the shape of a meter cabinet key
- has repellent alter-ego 'Sweary Mary Berry'
- features in 86% of jigsaw puzzles made in Vietnam
- mostly bipedal
- left thumb is formed in the shape of a meter cabinet key
- Allergic to hands
- Wrote the last Conjuring movie
- Trained Ronnie Pickering
- Real name is “Merry Barry”
- Reads Infinite Jest one a month
- Wrote the last Conjuring movie
- Trained Ronnie Pickering
- Real name is “Merry Barry”
- Reads Infinite Jest one a month
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
- Charles & Eddie's 'Would I Lie To You?' is about her
- has repellent alter-ego 'Sweary Mary Berry'
- features in 86% of jigsaw puzzles made in Vietnam
- mostly bipedal
- left thumb is formed in the shape of a meter cabinet key
- has repellent alter-ego 'Sweary Mary Berry'
- features in 86% of jigsaw puzzles made in Vietnam
- mostly bipedal
- left thumb is formed in the shape of a meter cabinet key
Listening to a podcast yesterday about Eyam, where in 1665 lots of people fell ill after the delivery of a bundle of cloth, and was reminded of my similar experience of mysteriously falling ill after the delivery of 300 stroopwafels.
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Listening to a podcast yesterday about Eyam, where in 1665 lots of people fell ill after the delivery of a bundle of cloth, and was reminded of my similar experience of mysteriously falling ill after the delivery of 300 stroopwafels.
Reposted by Andrew CH
Heck of a photofit on an old Crimewatch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Heck of a photofit on an old Crimewatch.
Reposted by Andrew CH
In an uncharacteristic turn of events, I'm sorting out Christmas stock early (for me - apparently 'the normals' do this sort of thing months in advance). Behold, my shiny trinkets. Long, tedious hours at the saw and diamond polisher await as I get these ready to be made into necklaces.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In an uncharacteristic turn of events, I'm sorting out Christmas stock early (for me - apparently 'the normals' do this sort of thing months in advance). Behold, my shiny trinkets. Long, tedious hours at the saw and diamond polisher await as I get these ready to be made into necklaces.
I miss AI Brendan
Joke’s on you, fleshbag! Channel 4’s first AI presenter is dizzyingly grim on so many levels
Joke’s on you, fleshbag! Channel 4’s first AI presenter is dizzyingly grim on so many levels
The AI-generated host of Dispatches raises worrying questions about Channel 4’s environmental impact. She’s also a dead-eyed host who might leave Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Kevin McCloud fearing for their future
www.theguardian.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I miss AI Brendan
Meanwhile in Cornwall
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Meanwhile in Cornwall
Well my typewriter is working Just Fine Thankyou
a woman wearing a denim jacket is making a funny face with #schitts creek written on the bottom
Alt: a woman wearing a denim jacket is making a funny face (it's Alexis from Schitt's Creek looking smug)
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Well my typewriter is working Just Fine Thankyou
Reposted by Andrew CH
Been tinkering in the workshop with @nibus.bsky.social, evidently I'm going through my Blue Period
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Been tinkering in the workshop with @nibus.bsky.social, evidently I'm going through my Blue Period
In the workshop where @squeezy.bsky.social is using up offcuts of glass to excellent effect
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In the workshop where @squeezy.bsky.social is using up offcuts of glass to excellent effect
this has absolutely killed me
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
The Llantrisant Golem
The Llantrisant Golem
what’s made of brass and sounds like tom jones
trombones
trombones
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
this has absolutely killed me
Facebook becoming black market for 'carpet dust'
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Facebook becoming black market for 'carpet dust'
Bullseye: "freighted with centuries of misery"
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Bullseye: "freighted with centuries of misery"
THE SENTINEL WAITS
FOR PASSING MEATS
FOR PASSING MEATS
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
THE SENTINEL WAITS
FOR PASSING MEATS
FOR PASSING MEATS
Reposted by Andrew CH
'Granny's fallen! What do we do?!'
*types into phone 'granny fallen, what do we do*
AI: 'remove granny safely from floor using hair method, check tumsy for stab wounds, put her in small bath of water at 80⁰C, let greeny rast, return her to hutch'
*types into phone 'granny fallen, what do we do*
AI: 'remove granny safely from floor using hair method, check tumsy for stab wounds, put her in small bath of water at 80⁰C, let greeny rast, return her to hutch'
October 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
'Granny's fallen! What do we do?!'
*types into phone 'granny fallen, what do we do*
AI: 'remove granny safely from floor using hair method, check tumsy for stab wounds, put her in small bath of water at 80⁰C, let greeny rast, return her to hutch'
*types into phone 'granny fallen, what do we do*
AI: 'remove granny safely from floor using hair method, check tumsy for stab wounds, put her in small bath of water at 80⁰C, let greeny rast, return her to hutch'
Worst Bilbo Baggins tribute speech ever
Trump: “I’ve known so many of you for so long. You’re friends of mine, you’re great people. I have a couple I don’t like in particular. But I won’t tell you who. I actually have a few of them I don’t like at all. You’ll never find out who they are. Well, maybe you will, come to think of it.”
Video⬇️
Video⬇️
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Worst Bilbo Baggins tribute speech ever
Reposted by Andrew CH
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
How corporations work: client wanted to change spelling (one letter!) of *one word* in their UI - now 9 people are involved and I've had to write them all a 500-word email.
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
How corporations work: client wanted to change spelling (one letter!) of *one word* in their UI - now 9 people are involved and I've had to write them all a 500-word email.
Writers should simply put every unnecessary word in parentheses, for those of us who want to ingest the information quickly.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Writers should simply put every unnecessary word in parentheses, for those of us who want to ingest the information quickly.