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Andy Morwood
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These days I mostly just sit down a lot 🦥 | He/Him
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Leeds train station *stinks* of diesel fumes. I’m sure I don’t remember it being this bad!
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Newcastle train station’s pub is extremely shiny
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
John Lewis still targeting Gen X because the millennials don't have any money is it?
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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George Harrison wrote “Beware of Darkness” about 4:06 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Most of the films in my local cinema are on two, occasionally three times a day. One film is the notable exception to this.
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s coming
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ballot paper from the Dutch general election the other day, in electoral district 10 (Haarlem)
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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it's my birthday today, and I have a birthday confession to make

www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
Back Page: I Was The Louvre Heist Thief, But I Was Just Trying To Steal Their 3DSes
C'est tout un gros malentendu!
www.nintendolife.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A thing about rarely being invited to weddings/posh events, is that the one or two things you have to wear for them rarely fit the same from event to event. God I hate clothes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Post-16 education and skills white paper- www.gov.uk/government/p...
Post-16 education and skills white paper
Post-16 education and skills reforms to develop a skilled workforce and break down barriers to opportunity.
www.gov.uk
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Give me the confidence of my small cat with no teeth trying to take on a fox in the middle of the night
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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good news! Claude no longer tries to kill people if you put it in extreme situations. bad news! It does this because it knows it's being tested. assets.anthropic.com/m/99128ddd00...
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Someone has stolen my garden waste bin. I bet @stellacreasy.bsky.social can sort them out.
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A song by the combination of Newton Faulkner, Lissie and Los Bitchos is almost unnervingly targeted directly at the enjoyment bits of my brain - open.spotify.com/track/5wSnDl...
Hunting Season
open.spotify.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have this excellent habit, almost always on the days I’m travelling to Oxford, of falling asleep at say 21:30 and waking up at half past midnight. Makes for an excellent two hour commute and slightly dazed work face through the day.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Tory leader Kemi Badenoch is expected to announce plans to cut the number of UK university places by about 100,000 annually by reintroducing student number controls, reports Patrick Jack #edusky
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bank error in your favour, collect £3 billion pounds
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This has poisoned my brain today, so now I poison yours #rollupandrideonrosie
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Freshers fair. Australian rules football showed up and I said “crikey” to them without even thinking about it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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YOUR HEADLINE PLEDGE OF *THIS CONFERENCE* IS A MASSIVE STATE DEPORTATION FORCE!!!!!!

www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Looking forward to the new Wallace and Gromit film “The Smashing Machine”
October 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM