Andy Morwood
@morwoo.bsky.social
These days I mostly just sit down a lot 🦥 | He/Him
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Leeds train station *stinks* of diesel fumes. I’m sure I don’t remember it being this bad!
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Leeds train station *stinks* of diesel fumes. I’m sure I don’t remember it being this bad!
Newcastle train station’s pub is extremely shiny
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Newcastle train station’s pub is extremely shiny
John Lewis still targeting Gen X because the millennials don't have any money is it?
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
John Lewis still targeting Gen X because the millennials don't have any money is it?
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George Harrison wrote “Beware of Darkness” about 4:06 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
George Harrison wrote “Beware of Darkness” about 4:06 PM
Most of the films in my local cinema are on two, occasionally three times a day. One film is the notable exception to this.
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Most of the films in my local cinema are on two, occasionally three times a day. One film is the notable exception to this.
Ballot paper from the Dutch general election the other day, in electoral district 10 (Haarlem)
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ballot paper from the Dutch general election the other day, in electoral district 10 (Haarlem)
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it's my birthday today, and I have a birthday confession to make
www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
Back Page: I Was The Louvre Heist Thief, But I Was Just Trying To Steal Their 3DSes
C'est tout un gros malentendu!
www.nintendolife.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it's my birthday today, and I have a birthday confession to make
www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
A thing about rarely being invited to weddings/posh events, is that the one or two things you have to wear for them rarely fit the same from event to event. God I hate clothes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A thing about rarely being invited to weddings/posh events, is that the one or two things you have to wear for them rarely fit the same from event to event. God I hate clothes.
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Post-16 education and skills white paper- www.gov.uk/government/p...
Post-16 education and skills white paper
Post-16 education and skills reforms to develop a skilled workforce and break down barriers to opportunity.
www.gov.uk
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Post-16 education and skills white paper- www.gov.uk/government/p...
Give me the confidence of my small cat with no teeth trying to take on a fox in the middle of the night
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Give me the confidence of my small cat with no teeth trying to take on a fox in the middle of the night
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good news! Claude no longer tries to kill people if you put it in extreme situations. bad news! It does this because it knows it's being tested. assets.anthropic.com/m/99128ddd00...
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
good news! Claude no longer tries to kill people if you put it in extreme situations. bad news! It does this because it knows it's being tested. assets.anthropic.com/m/99128ddd00...
Someone has stolen my garden waste bin. I bet @stellacreasy.bsky.social can sort them out.
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Someone has stolen my garden waste bin. I bet @stellacreasy.bsky.social can sort them out.
A song by the combination of Newton Faulkner, Lissie and Los Bitchos is almost unnervingly targeted directly at the enjoyment bits of my brain - open.spotify.com/track/5wSnDl...
Hunting Season
open.spotify.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A song by the combination of Newton Faulkner, Lissie and Los Bitchos is almost unnervingly targeted directly at the enjoyment bits of my brain - open.spotify.com/track/5wSnDl...
I have this excellent habit, almost always on the days I’m travelling to Oxford, of falling asleep at say 21:30 and waking up at half past midnight. Makes for an excellent two hour commute and slightly dazed work face through the day.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have this excellent habit, almost always on the days I’m travelling to Oxford, of falling asleep at say 21:30 and waking up at half past midnight. Makes for an excellent two hour commute and slightly dazed work face through the day.
Reposted by Andy Morwood
Reposted by Andy Morwood
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch is expected to announce plans to cut the number of UK university places by about 100,000 annually by reintroducing student number controls, reports Patrick Jack #edusky
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch is expected to announce plans to cut the number of UK university places by about 100,000 annually by reintroducing student number controls, reports Patrick Jack #edusky
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places
Bank error in your favour, collect £3 billion pounds
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Bank error in your favour, collect £3 billion pounds
This has poisoned my brain today, so now I poison yours #rollupandrideonrosie
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This has poisoned my brain today, so now I poison yours #rollupandrideonrosie
Freshers fair. Australian rules football showed up and I said “crikey” to them without even thinking about it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Freshers fair. Australian rules football showed up and I said “crikey” to them without even thinking about it.
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YOUR HEADLINE PLEDGE OF *THIS CONFERENCE* IS A MASSIVE STATE DEPORTATION FORCE!!!!!!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
YOUR HEADLINE PLEDGE OF *THIS CONFERENCE* IS A MASSIVE STATE DEPORTATION FORCE!!!!!!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Looking forward to the new Wallace and Gromit film “The Smashing Machine”
October 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Looking forward to the new Wallace and Gromit film “The Smashing Machine”
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Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first
Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first
Bishop of London Dame Sarah Mullally, a former nurse, has been named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury - the first time a woman has been appointed to the role in the Church of England's history.
news.sky.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment