Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Confirmed by AI to be an adult.
Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Pinned
Barbarossa⚡️
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
· Oct 16
My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”
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COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
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Takes a few seconds and this is definitely needed so please do your bit.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Takes a few seconds and this is definitely needed so please do your bit.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Cats are amazing, they are literally the brain of a tiger packaged in the body of a soft toy.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Cats are amazing, they are literally the brain of a tiger packaged in the body of a soft toy.
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key
The International Association for Cryptologic Research - created to study secure communication - said it was an
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just changed the spark plugs on the car by following a YouTube video!
That was way out of my comfort zone but it appears to have been successful!
That was way out of my comfort zone but it appears to have been successful!
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just changed the spark plugs on the car by following a YouTube video!
That was way out of my comfort zone but it appears to have been successful!
That was way out of my comfort zone but it appears to have been successful!
He’s a 10 but it’s binary
He's a 10 but he breathes
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He’s a 10 but it’s binary
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
Yet again, my total apathy towards cricket has been handsomely rewarded. 😊
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Yet again, my total apathy towards cricket has been handsomely rewarded. 😊
Had no heating all day because the engineer is fixing a leak from my boiler.
It's just starting to get a bit nippy. Now would be a good time to finish, fellah!
It's just starting to get a bit nippy. Now would be a good time to finish, fellah!
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Had no heating all day because the engineer is fixing a leak from my boiler.
It's just starting to get a bit nippy. Now would be a good time to finish, fellah!
It's just starting to get a bit nippy. Now would be a good time to finish, fellah!
Burglars have warned that if every homeowner installs an alarm, it would “financially ruin” the entire industry.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Burglars have warned that if every homeowner installs an alarm, it would “financially ruin” the entire industry.
There’s no way that Martin Kemp’s head is that big!! Who’s body is that?
I’m suspicious of some of the other ones too..
I’m suspicious of some of the other ones too..
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There’s no way that Martin Kemp’s head is that big!! Who’s body is that?
I’m suspicious of some of the other ones too..
I’m suspicious of some of the other ones too..
Just heard that big Sam Allardyce will be caretaker Director General of the BBC until the end of the season.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just heard that big Sam Allardyce will be caretaker Director General of the BBC until the end of the season.
Just watching Star Wars, got to the bit where Princess Leia who knows the Empire are tracking the Millennium Falcon, deliberately lead them straight to the Rebel base.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just watching Star Wars, got to the bit where Princess Leia who knows the Empire are tracking the Millennium Falcon, deliberately lead them straight to the Rebel base.
I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only.
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only.
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Proud to be finally able to share the secret project I’ve been involved with
The Marvellous Miniature Workshop is coming soon to BBC One and BBC iPlayer :
@bbciplayer
#TheMarvellousMiniatureWorkshop #SaraCox #iPlayer
The Marvellous Miniature Workshop is coming soon to BBC One and BBC iPlayer :
@bbciplayer
#TheMarvellousMiniatureWorkshop #SaraCox #iPlayer
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Proud to be finally able to share the secret project I’ve been involved with
The Marvellous Miniature Workshop is coming soon to BBC One and BBC iPlayer :
@bbciplayer
#TheMarvellousMiniatureWorkshop #SaraCox #iPlayer
The Marvellous Miniature Workshop is coming soon to BBC One and BBC iPlayer :
@bbciplayer
#TheMarvellousMiniatureWorkshop #SaraCox #iPlayer
This guy’s sadistic streak is something else!
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This guy’s sadistic streak is something else!
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Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
I can’t believe they’re gonna fuck this round table up #TheTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t believe they’re gonna fuck this round table up #TheTraitors
The average American Millennial man has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn’t a defense of platner it’s just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The average American Millennial man has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Sgt Pepper 10 years commemorative book project is in for review with Kickstarter… Click the notify me button if you wish to be notified… #sgtpepperX10
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
Coming soon: A Decade in the LIves
Ten years of Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages
www.kickstarter.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sgt Pepper 10 years commemorative book project is in for review with Kickstarter… Click the notify me button if you wish to be notified… #sgtpepperX10
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
There's a lot of water outside.
I don't think I like it.
I don't think I like it.
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There's a lot of water outside.
I don't think I like it.
I don't think I like it.
I was getting a bit bored of the Israeli football fan storyline but the writers of 2025 have really excelled themselves with this plot twist!
Israeli Police announce they have canceled a derby match between Hapoel Tel Aviv and Maccabi Tel Aviv that was set to take place tonight in the city’s Bloomfield Stadium, when fans began to riot.
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
Police cancel Tel Aviv derby after fans riot at stadium
* * *
www.timesofisrael.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was getting a bit bored of the Israeli football fan storyline but the writers of 2025 have really excelled themselves with this plot twist!
Is there any truth in the saying "Feed a cold, starve a fever", because I have had a cold and a sore throat for about 3 days and I am bloody RAVENOUS. I am eating everything in sight.
October 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Is there any truth in the saying "Feed a cold, starve a fever", because I have had a cold and a sore throat for about 3 days and I am bloody RAVENOUS. I am eating everything in sight.
Wank Like an Egyptian
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Breaking The Lav
Breaking The Lav
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wank Like an Egyptian