audge⁷⊙⊝⊜ -- an armpit sommelier
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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞
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♡ simple
♡ ot7
♡ stardew valley au, farmer nj
♡ nj hadn’t meant to end up in a real life dating sim, but there were much worse places to be.
♡ ao3.org/works/78051606
♡ ot7
♡ stardew valley au, farmer nj
♡ nj hadn’t meant to end up in a real life dating sim, but there were much worse places to be.
♡ ao3.org/works/78051606
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
♡ simple
♡ ot7
♡ stardew valley au, farmer nj
♡ nj hadn’t meant to end up in a real life dating sim, but there were much worse places to be.
♡ ao3.org/works/78051606
♡ ot7
♡ stardew valley au, farmer nj
♡ nj hadn’t meant to end up in a real life dating sim, but there were much worse places to be.
♡ ao3.org/works/78051606
Can't wait for all the canon compliant tour fics we're gonna get. All the hotel lives and potential chaos. We're gonna be so fed.
the realization that they will effectively be living together again for the next year has me losing my mind in the best way
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Can't wait for all the canon compliant tour fics we're gonna get. All the hotel lives and potential chaos. We're gonna be so fed.
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the realization that they will effectively be living together again for the next year has me losing my mind in the best way
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
the realization that they will effectively be living together again for the next year has me losing my mind in the best way
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RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab
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never leaving the cottage #heatedrivalry
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
never leaving the cottage #heatedrivalry
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Ch 2 of Out of the Blue
On this first day of the planning retreat, and in the aftermath of the beach encounter, Taehyung is suffering while Namjoon is learning a lot about shifter culture 😳 #btsfic
🔗 ao3.org/works/77343941/chapters/204426071
On this first day of the planning retreat, and in the aftermath of the beach encounter, Taehyung is suffering while Namjoon is learning a lot about shifter culture 😳 #btsfic
🔗 ao3.org/works/77343941/chapters/204426071
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Ch 2 of Out of the Blue
On this first day of the planning retreat, and in the aftermath of the beach encounter, Taehyung is suffering while Namjoon is learning a lot about shifter culture 😳 #btsfic
🔗 ao3.org/works/77343941/chapters/204426071
On this first day of the planning retreat, and in the aftermath of the beach encounter, Taehyung is suffering while Namjoon is learning a lot about shifter culture 😳 #btsfic
🔗 ao3.org/works/77343941/chapters/204426071
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I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
I think 2026 Muster in Busan should recreate (with a twist) this moment for us.
Do you hear me, Big Hit? I want vocal line performing rap line solo era songs for FESTA/Muster!
Do you hear me, Big Hit? I want vocal line performing rap line solo era songs for FESTA/Muster!
could i interest y'all in some nmkk public courting ritual aka their ddaeng performance
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I think 2026 Muster in Busan should recreate (with a twist) this moment for us.
Do you hear me, Big Hit? I want vocal line performing rap line solo era songs for FESTA/Muster!
Do you hear me, Big Hit? I want vocal line performing rap line solo era songs for FESTA/Muster!
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💜 BTS is/in Art - Re-Post 💜
I feel like posting this edit more and more these days.
ART USED: Make Art Not War, Shepard Fairey (2014)
#btsisinart #bts #jhope #hobi
I feel like posting this edit more and more these days.
ART USED: Make Art Not War, Shepard Fairey (2014)
#btsisinart #bts #jhope #hobi
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
💜 BTS is/in Art - Re-Post 💜
I feel like posting this edit more and more these days.
ART USED: Make Art Not War, Shepard Fairey (2014)
#btsisinart #bts #jhope #hobi
I feel like posting this edit more and more these days.
ART USED: Make Art Not War, Shepard Fairey (2014)
#btsisinart #bts #jhope #hobi
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January 21, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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[update] In Progress: Scheduled maintenance is currently in progress. We will provide updates as necessary.
AO3 Maintenance
Scheduled maintenance is currently in progress. We will provide updates as necessary.
stspg.io
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
[update] In Progress: Scheduled maintenance is currently in progress. We will provide updates as necessary.
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“may your grandkids race to change their names” is actually an incredible curse we should all start adding to our repertoire
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
This will end eventually
I just want to be sure that every Republican member of Congress is prominently named in the history of who destroyed American democracy, NATO and the West. They're worse than Benedict Arnold. They sold more than West Point. Their grandkids will race to change their names
I just want to be sure that every Republican member of Congress is prominently named in the history of who destroyed American democracy, NATO and the West. They're worse than Benedict Arnold. They sold more than West Point. Their grandkids will race to change their names
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“may your grandkids race to change their names” is actually an incredible curse we should all start adding to our repertoire
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
Gave my husband a hot chocolate maker for Christmas. It's turned him into a hot chocolate gremlin. Makes at least one cup a day. Tonight, after making his bed time hot chocolate topped with whip cream, he looks at me and says, "You turned me into this."
My response, "I gave you the best gift ever."
My response, "I gave you the best gift ever."
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Gave my husband a hot chocolate maker for Christmas. It's turned him into a hot chocolate gremlin. Makes at least one cup a day. Tonight, after making his bed time hot chocolate topped with whip cream, he looks at me and says, "You turned me into this."
My response, "I gave you the best gift ever."
My response, "I gave you the best gift ever."
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we need the beacons of Gondor for when it happens
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
we need the beacons of Gondor for when it happens
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got my hopes WAY UP for what sounds like a mere mechanical issue on Air Force One
still, nice to be reminded it’s going to happen one day
still, nice to be reminded it’s going to happen one day
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
got my hopes WAY UP for what sounds like a mere mechanical issue on Air Force One
still, nice to be reminded it’s going to happen one day
still, nice to be reminded it’s going to happen one day
i wanna eat a feast off his body (or feast on his body)
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i wanna eat a feast off his body (or feast on his body)
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They sound like losers hellbent on destroying the fucking planet. We were all fine five years ago. Everyone was writing their own goddamn emails. Now one of my best friends is referring to ChatGPT as "he." I fucking hate it thanks
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
They sound like losers hellbent on destroying the fucking planet. We were all fine five years ago. Everyone was writing their own goddamn emails. Now one of my best friends is referring to ChatGPT as "he." I fucking hate it thanks
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I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
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Selection of postcards for the February Sope cupsleeve (London) 😊
more event info here: www.instagram.com/p/DTDonhyCBaN/
more event info here: www.instagram.com/p/DTDonhyCBaN/
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Selection of postcards for the February Sope cupsleeve (London) 😊
more event info here: www.instagram.com/p/DTDonhyCBaN/
more event info here: www.instagram.com/p/DTDonhyCBaN/
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The thing about Kim Seokjin is that he would say this if he were a monk or if he were married with 5 kids. His privacy philosophy has always been if you say it to even one other person it’s now public information so he simply does not say anything personal even if you get him drunk
Kian84 mentioned Jin while talking about the topic of dating and marriage with Chuu, a former member of the group Loona.
[Manually captioned using the translation from for_seokjin1992.]
[Manually captioned using the translation from for_seokjin1992.]
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The thing about Kim Seokjin is that he would say this if he were a monk or if he were married with 5 kids. His privacy philosophy has always been if you say it to even one other person it’s now public information so he simply does not say anything personal even if you get him drunk
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💜 BTS is/in Art 💜
His beauty hurts my eyes.
ART USED: Black Study I, Frank Stella (1968)
#btsisinart #bts #jin
His beauty hurts my eyes.
ART USED: Black Study I, Frank Stella (1968)
#btsisinart #bts #jin
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
💜 BTS is/in Art 💜
His beauty hurts my eyes.
ART USED: Black Study I, Frank Stella (1968)
#btsisinart #bts #jin
His beauty hurts my eyes.
ART USED: Black Study I, Frank Stella (1968)
#btsisinart #bts #jin
Can't believe they cut this for time, because it's so good
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Can't believe they cut this for time, because it's so good
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"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait