audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞
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Hongjoong and Yeosang said make it cute, and Yunho came in and said, no, make it sultry 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hongjoong and Yeosang said make it cute, and Yunho came in and said, no, make it sultry 🥵
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cuties, your mods are working hard to prepare for reveals, and you have no idea the treats that are waiting for you to read! so join us on november 14th for our first day of reveals.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
cuties, your mods are working hard to prepare for reveals, and you have no idea the treats that are waiting for you to read! so join us on november 14th for our first day of reveals.
It is an absolute embarrassment to be represented by this nincompoop 🙄 He's a "doctor." He should understand how health insurance works.
My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It is an absolute embarrassment to be represented by this nincompoop 🙄 He's a "doctor." He should understand how health insurance works.
can they smooch over the pepero?
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can they smooch over the pepero?
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❤HAPPY PEPERO DAY❤
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
❤HAPPY PEPERO DAY❤
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
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❤HAPPY PEPERO DAY❤
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
❤HAPPY PEPERO DAY❤
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
Finally, November 11th Pepero Day🎁, a stay with SKZ✨
#ad
#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#PEPEROxSTRAYKIDS
#PEPERODAY #November11th
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
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November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
chim, is that you?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
chim, is that you?
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I tell younger folks all the time: Do not worry about losing the respect or presence of people who can't or won't accept you doing things that bring you joy. The only relationship you are guaranteed will last until you die is the one you have with yourself. Don't let yourself down.
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I tell younger folks all the time: Do not worry about losing the respect or presence of people who can't or won't accept you doing things that bring you joy. The only relationship you are guaranteed will last until you die is the one you have with yourself. Don't let yourself down.
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What happens to disabled people WILL ALWAYS happen to you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What happens to disabled people WILL ALWAYS happen to you.
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I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
Oh, I fully support the taejoon puppy agenda. I feel like they're a matching set. If they were up for adoption at the shelter, they'd be labeled as a bonded pair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh, I fully support the taejoon puppy agenda. I feel like they're a matching set. If they were up for adoption at the shelter, they'd be labeled as a bonded pair.
Getting screamed at and called a fat bitch was definitely how I wanted my day to start. 2 more weeks until Thanksgiving break and 5 more weeks until winter break.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Getting screamed at and called a fat bitch was definitely how I wanted my day to start. 2 more weeks until Thanksgiving break and 5 more weeks until winter break.
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Here’s last night’s story about felony murder – a way you can wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone – as well as a certain Minnesota law regarding slippery pigs. youtu.be/Y93ljB7sfco
Felony Murder: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Here’s last night’s story about felony murder – a way you can wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone – as well as a certain Minnesota law regarding slippery pigs. youtu.be/Y93ljB7sfco
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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no, they aren’t cowards. it’s actually very brave to piss off millions of people on a sunday night
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
no, they aren’t cowards. it’s actually very brave to piss off millions of people on a sunday night
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chuck schumer was all "the base is energized? Not on my watch!!!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
chuck schumer was all "the base is energized? Not on my watch!!!"
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November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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For baby ARMY who have never seen the 2016 BTS PUMA commercials - we are adding them to our YouTube channel - all 7! (link in bio)
They have Korean and English subtitles for those learning Korean.
Today is JIMIN!
youtu.be/JOpCA9lnGGM?...
#BTS #PUMA #Butterfly #SUGA #English #Translation #ISSUE7
They have Korean and English subtitles for those learning Korean.
Today is JIMIN!
youtu.be/JOpCA9lnGGM?...
#BTS #PUMA #Butterfly #SUGA #English #Translation #ISSUE7
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
For baby ARMY who have never seen the 2016 BTS PUMA commercials - we are adding them to our YouTube channel - all 7! (link in bio)
They have Korean and English subtitles for those learning Korean.
Today is JIMIN!
youtu.be/JOpCA9lnGGM?...
#BTS #PUMA #Butterfly #SUGA #English #Translation #ISSUE7
They have Korean and English subtitles for those learning Korean.
Today is JIMIN!
youtu.be/JOpCA9lnGGM?...
#BTS #PUMA #Butterfly #SUGA #English #Translation #ISSUE7
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!
Just read part 1 of this at the end of October. So excited to read the ending!!!!
Just read part 1 of this at the end of October. So excited to read the ending!!!!
🤍 i know his name, i think about him every day
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!
Just read part 1 of this at the end of October. So excited to read the ending!!!!
Just read part 1 of this at the end of October. So excited to read the ending!!!!
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🤍 i know his name, i think about him every day
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🤍 i know his name, i think about him every day
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in
♡ namkook
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/2, 31.1k
🎉 namjoon’s (very late) birthday fic🎉
♡ hurt/comfort | exes to lovers | sexual content
♡ namjoon walked out, almost seven years ago. and then one day, he just walked back in