Banned Randy 🇩🇰
@bannedrandy.bsky.social
“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!”
- Doyle Hargraves
“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer
I just want to ride my bike.
- Doyle Hargraves
“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer
I just want to ride my bike.
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small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
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NC5: “Criminal cases involving undocumented immigrants make up 2% of the overall crime in Tennessee — vast majority are traffic violations.”
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
NC5: “Criminal cases involving undocumented immigrants make up 2% of the overall crime in Tennessee — vast majority are traffic violations.”
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
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“Trump hasn’t defied a single court order” is a wild thing to say
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“Trump hasn’t defied a single court order” is a wild thing to say
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This is what a rigged economy looks like.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is what a rigged economy looks like.
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What’s remarkable to me are media and journalists who still post there. Tanks their credibility to see who and what they’re pandering to.
How. Is. Anyone. Still. On. His. Shit. Ass. Social. Network.
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What’s remarkable to me are media and journalists who still post there. Tanks their credibility to see who and what they’re pandering to.
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If the right to vote wasn’t powerful, Trump wouldn’t be trying to take it away.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
If the right to vote wasn’t powerful, Trump wouldn’t be trying to take it away.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "...in Somalia they execute pedophiles..."
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "...in Somalia they execute pedophiles..."
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
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Charles Ephebophile Cheese
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
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Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
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not sure I can think of a more profound case of “may her memory be a revolution.”
Our story @chicagotribune.com: Chicago teen Ofelia Torres, whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer, dies. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
not sure I can think of a more profound case of “may her memory be a revolution.”
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All Democratic policies are common sense, you worthless set of pants. They do not want common sense policies. Please step down and let someone who understands the stakes take your place.
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
All Democratic policies are common sense, you worthless set of pants. They do not want common sense policies. Please step down and let someone who understands the stakes take your place.
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An accident means nobody can be held accountable, therefore a government that considers car crashes as accidents must never be allowed to build or operate roads.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 AM
An accident means nobody can be held accountable, therefore a government that considers car crashes as accidents must never be allowed to build or operate roads.
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was looking for something else and found this important post deep in my files
February 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
was looking for something else and found this important post deep in my files
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*mötley crüe voice*:
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 AM
*mötley crüe voice*:
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certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
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roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
I got a new lens this past week, so we went to Eufaula National Wildlife Refuge to take it for a test spin. Among other things, we saw a Jesus bird. (Pretty sure it’s a coot.) But the other stuff was cool too, especially the gator pile.
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I got a new lens this past week, so we went to Eufaula National Wildlife Refuge to take it for a test spin. Among other things, we saw a Jesus bird. (Pretty sure it’s a coot.) But the other stuff was cool too, especially the gator pile.