Banned Randy 🇩🇰
@bannedrandy.bsky.social
“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!”
- Doyle Hargraves
“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer
I just want to ride my bike.
- Doyle Hargraves
“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer
I just want to ride my bike.
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Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!)
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!)
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
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Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
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A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
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Because of Brexit, the UK GDP is 6–8% lower than it would have been, business investment is 18% lower than in comparable economies, and both employment and productivity are around 4% lower. Can’t wait to see in a decade how Trump has damaged the US economically.
The economic cost of Brexit has just been laid bare – and it’s devastating
A decade on, the economic cost of Brexit has just been laid bare – and it’s devastating. Here's what the figures say.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Because of Brexit, the UK GDP is 6–8% lower than it would have been, business investment is 18% lower than in comparable economies, and both employment and productivity are around 4% lower. Can’t wait to see in a decade how Trump has damaged the US economically.
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I remember watching Brexit happening and wonder how a country could make such a monumental, fundamentally dumb choice out of sheer ignorance and hatred. Joke was on me obviously
Because of Brexit, the UK GDP is 6–8% lower than it would have been, business investment is 18% lower than in comparable economies, and both employment and productivity are around 4% lower. Can’t wait to see in a decade how Trump has damaged the US economically.
The economic cost of Brexit has just been laid bare – and it’s devastating
A decade on, the economic cost of Brexit has just been laid bare – and it’s devastating. Here's what the figures say.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I remember watching Brexit happening and wonder how a country could make such a monumental, fundamentally dumb choice out of sheer ignorance and hatred. Joke was on me obviously
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Listening to Trump Admin officials, you'd never guess that the US stock market underperformed the rest of the world in 2025.
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Listening to Trump Admin officials, you'd never guess that the US stock market underperformed the rest of the world in 2025.
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February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Bong rip fact of the day:
Current estimates of the number of unique species of organism on earth are not ~8 million as previously thought, but rather....
...closer to one trillion. 😱
www.calacademy.org/explore-scie...
Current estimates of the number of unique species of organism on earth are not ~8 million as previously thought, but rather....
...closer to one trillion. 😱
www.calacademy.org/explore-scie...
One Trillion Species on Earth
That's trillion. With a T.
www.calacademy.org
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Bong rip fact of the day:
Current estimates of the number of unique species of organism on earth are not ~8 million as previously thought, but rather....
...closer to one trillion. 😱
www.calacademy.org/explore-scie...
Current estimates of the number of unique species of organism on earth are not ~8 million as previously thought, but rather....
...closer to one trillion. 😱
www.calacademy.org/explore-scie...
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small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
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NC5: “Criminal cases involving undocumented immigrants make up 2% of the overall crime in Tennessee — vast majority are traffic violations.”
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
NC5: “Criminal cases involving undocumented immigrants make up 2% of the overall crime in Tennessee — vast majority are traffic violations.”
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
Undocumented violent crimes = two-tenths of 1% of the overall crime in TN. Remember that as Republicans paint this as our biggest issue.
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“Trump hasn’t defied a single court order” is a wild thing to say
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“Trump hasn’t defied a single court order” is a wild thing to say
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This is what a rigged economy looks like.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is what a rigged economy looks like.
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What’s remarkable to me are media and journalists who still post there. Tanks their credibility to see who and what they’re pandering to.
How. Is. Anyone. Still. On. His. Shit. Ass. Social. Network.
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What’s remarkable to me are media and journalists who still post there. Tanks their credibility to see who and what they’re pandering to.
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If the right to vote wasn’t powerful, Trump wouldn’t be trying to take it away.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
If the right to vote wasn’t powerful, Trump wouldn’t be trying to take it away.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "...in Somalia they execute pedophiles..."
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "...in Somalia they execute pedophiles..."
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
Republicans: "Omar calls to execute Trump"
That... sounds like an admission to me? 🤔 Note that Omar never said Trump was a pedophile
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Charles Ephebophile Cheese
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
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Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
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not sure I can think of a more profound case of “may her memory be a revolution.”
Our story @chicagotribune.com: Chicago teen Ofelia Torres, whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer, dies. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
not sure I can think of a more profound case of “may her memory be a revolution.”
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All Democratic policies are common sense, you worthless set of pants. They do not want common sense policies. Please step down and let someone who understands the stakes take your place.
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
All Democratic policies are common sense, you worthless set of pants. They do not want common sense policies. Please step down and let someone who understands the stakes take your place.