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Banned Randy
@bannedrandy.bsky.social
“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!”
- Doyle Hargraves

“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer

I just want to ride my bike.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Holy shit, how cool would this be if it wasn’t $1100!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I opened all of mine the day I got it. 🤠🤠🤠
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This prick right here has a more punchable face than Lane Kiffin.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Having some electrical issues at la casa at the moment, but the inserts for my Redshift pedals are coming in quite handy for providing ambient light.
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Rolled over 500 miles on the Sparkle Pony™® today with a mix of singletrack, bike path, and road. It was cool (low 50°F) and windy, but still a great day because I was riding my bike.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We rode our bikes down this street yesterday, and I noticed that had these skid marks been a couple feet to the right, the dude would have taken out the pole and a fire hydrant, but both were intact.
Well, he must’ve come back and finished the job today, without the skid marks this time.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When I started my newish job, this was on the shelf above my desk for some unknown reason. I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been tempted to hose clamp it onto my bike.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh hell yeah!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cool little find on my MTB ride today.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Random trail sign.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dirt Church FTW.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you like to gamble
I tell you I'm your man
You win some lose some
It's all the same to me
Pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
Only card I need is the ace of spades
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Another card carrying member of the AFCC reporting for duty. Thanks, @fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social!
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cargo bikes at Kagnew Station, Asmara, Eritrea, sometime between 1960-62 from my dad’s collection of slides. Looks like they have the US Army Corps of Engineers logo on them. This is a photo of the screen; we really need to get a scanner.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Beautiful night for a little spin.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The view when I leave for lunch late.
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nothing like tri-tip and all the trimmings.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It was about 70°F when I got off work today, so a little spin around town was definitely in order for a mental enema.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is definitely not a coincidence in my inbox today from @marisakabas.bsky.social and @mississippifreepress.org
Y’all, please keep up the great work! Thank you!
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM