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Banned Randy
@bannedrandy.bsky.social
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“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!”
- Doyle Hargraves

“I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.”
- Otis Spunkmeyer

I just want to ride my bike.
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Keefe from The Righteous Gemstones.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Frame from A Clockwork Orange featuring the four droogs walking along a path bordering water.
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Holy shit, how cool would this be if it wasn’t $1100!!
Ad from Sportsman’s Guide featuring a Swiss army surplus bicycle.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I opened all of mine the day I got it. 🤠🤠🤠
Wera Tools 2023 advent calendar. Wera Tools 2023 advent calendar.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This prick right here has a more punchable face than Lane Kiffin.
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson with a shit eating grin on his brown-nosing mug as he fawns over Tr*mp to his left.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Having some electrical issues at la casa at the moment, but the inserts for my Redshift pedals are coming in quite handy for providing ambient light.
Table with a cat, a battery charging a light, some assorted crap, and the insert from a Redshift pedal providing all the light.
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Rolled over 500 miles on the Sparkle Pony™® today with a mix of singletrack, bike path, and road. It was cool (low 50°F) and windy, but still a great day because I was riding my bike.
Over the handlebars view of the trail through the woods. The last couple days have been windy so all the leaves are on the ground now. Bike path view at Waterworld with my Surly Skid Loader park d on the side of the path. Special treat for ride snacks. My bike parked in front of Five Guys. The odometer of my bike showing 500 miles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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We rode our bikes down this street yesterday, and I noticed that had these skid marks been a couple feet to the right, the dude would have taken out the pole and a fire hydrant, but both were intact.
Well, he must’ve come back and finished the job today, without the skid marks this time.
A curve in the road with a set of skid marks going straight, barely missing a utility pole and a fire hydrant. However, today the pole and the hydrant have been hit, but no new skid marks. There is a utility truck replacing the pole.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Walter White saying “you’re god damn right”.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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When I started my newish job, this was on the shelf above my desk for some unknown reason. I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been tempted to hose clamp it onto my bike.
Handheld air horn in my hand. The can says “super blast marine/sport horn”.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Oh hell yeah!!!
Walton Goggins starring as Teenjus, sporting gen 1 Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Monkey with cymbals toy. The monkey’s eyes are extremely bloodshot.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Movie poster of Ronin from 1998, starring DeNiro, McElhone, Skarsgård, Bean, and Pryce.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Cool little find on my MTB ride today.
Looks like a lion’s main, but do they even grow in southeast Alabama? Dunno, but my evolutionary botany professor was the guy who the local hospitals called when someone ate wild mushrooms. His license plate was ‘MYCETE’. He suggested don’t eat anything wild unless you KNOW what it is. I trust him more than myself in this area. Looks like a lion’s main, but do they even grow in southeast Alabama? Dunno, but my evolutionary botany professor was the guy who the local hospitals called when someone ate wild mushrooms. His license plate was ‘MYCETE’. He suggested don’t eat anything wild unless you KNOW what it is. I trust him more than myself in this area. Looks like a lion’s main, but do they even grow in southeast Alabama? Dunno, but my evolutionary botany professor was the guy who the local hospitals called when someone ate wild mushrooms. His license plate was ‘MYCETE’. He suggested don’t eat anything wild unless you KNOW what it is. I trust him more than myself in this area.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Random trail sign.
Front view of my mountain bike leaning against a trail sign that reads “420”. Coincidentally, this bike’s name is 4/20 because when I ordered the frame, they originally estimated that it would ship on April 20th.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Dirt Church FTW.
My mountain bike leaning against a skinny tree in the middle of autumn woods with leaves blanketing the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If you like to gamble
I tell you I'm your man
You win some lose some
It's all the same to me
Pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
Only card I need is the ace of spades
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me.
The Pope singing Motörhead’s The Ace of Spades.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Another card carrying member of the AFCC reporting for duty. Thanks, @fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social!
My ebike with a couple stickers on the battery. The top one is Anti-Fascist Cycling Club, and the bottom one is LA Taco. The other side says one less car.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Cargo bikes at Kagnew Station, Asmara, Eritrea, sometime between 1960-62 from my dad’s collection of slides. Looks like they have the US Army Corps of Engineers logo on them. This is a photo of the screen; we really need to get a scanner.
Cargo bikes at Kagnew Station, Asmara, Eritrea, somewhere between 1960-62 from my dad’s collection of slides. Looks like they have the US Army Corps of Engineers logo on them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Beautiful night for a little spin.
Surly Skidloader parked in front of an old, defunct drug store with a faded sign on a brick wall. Cold pint of beer on a wooden table with a night street out of focus in the background. Some may call this bokeh, but they would be wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The view when I leave for lunch late.
The last of the fall colors accenting my scooter in my work parking lot.
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Nothing like tri-tip and all the trimmings.
Santa Maria style BBQ plate with tri-tip, chicken, baked beans, salad, and French bread toast. And a pile of salsa on the side. A dude grilling some seriously large tri-tips on an open grill, as is the tradition.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It was about 70°F when I got off work today, so a little spin around town was definitely in order for a mental enema.
My Surly Skidloader bike (aka Sparkle Pony™®) parked in front of Rodin’s Le Penseur at Troy University with giant magnolia trees in the background.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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This is definitely not a coincidence in my inbox today from @marisakabas.bsky.social and @mississippifreepress.org
Y’all, please keep up the great work! Thank you!
Screenshot of my inbox from this afternoon with one email from The Handbasket titled “moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field”, along with one from Donna Ladd titled “Epstein emails illustrate why MFP won’t defer to power”.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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A cat sitting in front of a microphone saying “would”
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM