EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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Pinned
in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
Back in my day we used to chug gallons of milk
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
I like JKR the same way I like realizing that I *definitely* put some bobby pins down the drain a month ago.
I like JKR in the same way that I like backed-up toilets.
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I like JKR the same way I like realizing that I *definitely* put some bobby pins down the drain a month ago.
Piss like you mean it, doo doo doo, doo doo doo
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Piss like you mean it, doo doo doo, doo doo doo
How is this movie better than I remembered it being? It was already S tier/GOAT of the decade in my mind FFS.
Holy shit it turns out my dad hasn’t seen Sinners yet.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
How is this movie better than I remembered it being? It was already S tier/GOAT of the decade in my mind FFS.
Holy shit it turns out my dad hasn’t seen Sinners yet.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Holy shit it turns out my dad hasn’t seen Sinners yet.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.
Alright, humanity has recently achieved a new pinnacle of video mash art.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Alright, humanity has recently achieved a new pinnacle of video mash art.
This groceries receipt didn’t make much until I realized that the clerk ‘accidentally’ applied the clearance on our toast twice.
Happy holidays to you too, sir. Bonus points for, given how I think you did it, it has the floor manager’s name on it and not yours?
Happy holidays to you too, sir. Bonus points for, given how I think you did it, it has the floor manager’s name on it and not yours?
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This groceries receipt didn’t make much until I realized that the clerk ‘accidentally’ applied the clearance on our toast twice.
Happy holidays to you too, sir. Bonus points for, given how I think you did it, it has the floor manager’s name on it and not yours?
Happy holidays to you too, sir. Bonus points for, given how I think you did it, it has the floor manager’s name on it and not yours?
Folks! I just came up with a *brilliant* idea for how to use up any HSA funds that are about to expire!
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Folks! I just came up with a *brilliant* idea for how to use up any HSA funds that are about to expire!
I’m gonna go ahead and tell anyone who says that the answer is Animal Crossing that they are objectively correct.
It wouldn’t be *my* choice (FTL famboi here) but it’s still an objectively correct choice.
It wouldn’t be *my* choice (FTL famboi here) but it’s still an objectively correct choice.
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2012, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2012 is now, if it differs
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m gonna go ahead and tell anyone who says that the answer is Animal Crossing that they are objectively correct.
It wouldn’t be *my* choice (FTL famboi here) but it’s still an objectively correct choice.
It wouldn’t be *my* choice (FTL famboi here) but it’s still an objectively correct choice.
Honestly? Probably FtL.
I probably play it again at least once a month. There were lot of great games that I enjoyed at the time, but I’m *still* fucking playing FtL, it has both the juice and staying power.
I probably play it again at least once a month. There were lot of great games that I enjoyed at the time, but I’m *still* fucking playing FtL, it has both the juice and staying power.
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2012, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2012 is now, if it differs
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Honestly? Probably FtL.
I probably play it again at least once a month. There were lot of great games that I enjoyed at the time, but I’m *still* fucking playing FtL, it has both the juice and staying power.
I probably play it again at least once a month. There were lot of great games that I enjoyed at the time, but I’m *still* fucking playing FtL, it has both the juice and staying power.
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
The Grinch of Wall Street
Gone with the Grinch
Grinch on a hot tin roof
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The Grinch of Wall Street
Grinch on a hot tin roof
Singing in the Grinch
But I’m a Grinch!
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Grinch on a hot tin roof
But I’m a Grinch!
A Fist Full of Grinches
The Grinch Mile
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
But I’m a Grinch!
The Grinch Mile
Grinch Magnolias
Grinch Becomes Her
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Grinch Mile
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name ONE thing the Eldar did wrong, wait no, okay, hold on. name TWO things the eldar did wrong
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
name ONE thing the Eldar did wrong, wait no, okay, hold on. name TWO things the eldar did wrong
I’m Eldar-critical. They had their time, and all we got was a new goddess of chaos out of it.
I’m slander-critical. If it’s written it’s libel.
I'm ender-critical. The Formics didn't deserve it!
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m Eldar-critical. They had their time, and all we got was a new goddess of chaos out of it.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
This is a post about what new media is the most delicious, btw. Dropout rules and Gastronauts is a jewel within that media system. It’s so much magic condensed into a place.
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social my wife and I hada backlog of of @gastronauts.bsky.social and thank you so much for making a show we could save up for mental health rainy days. It’s a delight and serious healing. @dropout.tv and @theonion.com (print subscription) remain tied for best subscriptions ever.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is a post about what new media is the most delicious, btw. Dropout rules and Gastronauts is a jewel within that media system. It’s so much magic condensed into a place.
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social my wife and I hada backlog of of @gastronauts.bsky.social and thank you so much for making a show we could save up for mental health rainy days. It’s a delight and serious healing. @dropout.tv and @theonion.com (print subscription) remain tied for best subscriptions ever.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social my wife and I hada backlog of of @gastronauts.bsky.social and thank you so much for making a show we could save up for mental health rainy days. It’s a delight and serious healing. @dropout.tv and @theonion.com (print subscription) remain tied for best subscriptions ever.
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DRAM prices mooning will hurt everyone and might cause a consumer tech recession on its own in the next 12 months even without the AI bubble popping.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
DRAM prices mooning will hurt everyone and might cause a consumer tech recession on its own in the next 12 months even without the AI bubble popping.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
So like keep your tree hella topped up in water (zombie trees are thirsty as fuck!) but also… who the fuck leaves their lights on when they’re not away and there?
Please don’t do that. Have a cut off, leave it off unless someone is gonna be there an awake. House fires suck but always, but… now?
Please don’t do that. Have a cut off, leave it off unless someone is gonna be there an awake. House fires suck but always, but… now?
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So like keep your tree hella topped up in water (zombie trees are thirsty as fuck!) but also… who the fuck leaves their lights on when they’re not away and there?
Please don’t do that. Have a cut off, leave it off unless someone is gonna be there an awake. House fires suck but always, but… now?
Please don’t do that. Have a cut off, leave it off unless someone is gonna be there an awake. House fires suck but always, but… now?
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
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Cocoa with Irish cream AND schnapps will always be on my heart but every year that becomes more more “heart… burn”
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Cocoa with Irish cream AND schnapps will always be on my heart but every year that becomes more more “heart… burn”
“they hated him because he spoke the truth”.gif except someone crossed out “hated” and wrote in something more complimentary.
Automatically replacing <3 with a heart emoji is a hate crime against millennials
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“they hated him because he spoke the truth”.gif except someone crossed out “hated” and wrote in something more complimentary.