EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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Pinned
in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
Back in my day we used to chug gallons of milk
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
Can’t. This boy’s a time bomb
Can't. I'm cold and I am shamed, bound and broken on the floor.
Can’t, I came in burned
February 18, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Can’t. This boy’s a time bomb
Can’t. I’m ripping up my transfer and a photograph of you.
Can't, we've been dancing with Mister Brownstone
can't, glue stuck to my shoe
February 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Can’t. I’m ripping up my transfer and a photograph of you.
Can’t, I came in burned
can't. father's taking me to the city to see a marching band.
Can't. blessing the rains down in Africa
February 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Can’t, I came in burned
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Throwing this open to the hive mine: anyone got decent information on the working principle of the Ericsson engine or the Wilcox hot-air engine?
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Throwing this open to the hive mine: anyone got decent information on the working principle of the Ericsson engine or the Wilcox hot-air engine?
What is a manscape? A miserable little pile of secrets!
What can change the nature of a man...scape?
manscape: torment
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 AM
What is a manscape? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Okay this whole Wikipedia page is fascinating. At skim some of these regions had water that was green as often it was blue, but the idea that “terms for brown, purple, pink, orange, and gray will not emerge in a language until the language has made a distinction between green and blue” is a mindfuck
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Okay this whole Wikipedia page is fascinating. At skim some of these regions had water that was green as often it was blue, but the idea that “terms for brown, purple, pink, orange, and gray will not emerge in a language until the language has made a distinction between green and blue” is a mindfuck
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Roses are red
I bet you'll agree
Which one is bouba
And which is kiki
I bet you'll agree
Which one is bouba
And which is kiki
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Roses are red
I bet you'll agree
Which one is bouba
And which is kiki
I bet you'll agree
Which one is bouba
And which is kiki
My mother is visiting and she’s been here for like 3 hours and already the kittens are just actively sleeping on her.
I was excited for her to meet them but I was worried they’d need more than a half day to get comfy with her, I’m beyond cloud 9 right now
I was excited for her to meet them but I was worried they’d need more than a half day to get comfy with her, I’m beyond cloud 9 right now
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My mother is visiting and she’s been here for like 3 hours and already the kittens are just actively sleeping on her.
I was excited for her to meet them but I was worried they’d need more than a half day to get comfy with her, I’m beyond cloud 9 right now
I was excited for her to meet them but I was worried they’d need more than a half day to get comfy with her, I’m beyond cloud 9 right now
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Y’all don’t understand how large the contiguous United States is
Other things in comparison for scale
Other things in comparison for scale
May 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Y’all don’t understand how large the contiguous United States is
Other things in comparison for scale
Other things in comparison for scale
“1% milk” is so very cursed in comparison, if you think about it.
posting this for those who are not aware of what whole milk is called in canada
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 AM
“1% milk” is so very cursed in comparison, if you think about it.
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i don't think anyone on the left is saying you can't get femboys pregnant
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 AM
i don't think anyone on the left is saying you can't get femboys pregnant
Well fuck. My dad is convinced that Epstein is doing the Elvis thing right now. What the actual fuck?
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Well fuck. My dad is convinced that Epstein is doing the Elvis thing right now. What the actual fuck?
We’ve still got two biathlon finals left, right? I have an idea
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
We’ve still got two biathlon finals left, right? I have an idea
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
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this is galen mckenna, i met him on grindr and he raped me, he's into trans women, he goes to eckerd college in st. petersburg florida and stays with his parents in powerderhorn minneapolis when he's back in minnesota
very bad and inattentive rapist, dni
very bad and inattentive rapist, dni
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
this is galen mckenna, i met him on grindr and he raped me, he's into trans women, he goes to eckerd college in st. petersburg florida and stays with his parents in powerderhorn minneapolis when he's back in minnesota
very bad and inattentive rapist, dni
very bad and inattentive rapist, dni
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February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Great art, but also some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten from a “sometimes my brain is doing Bad Brain shit” standpoint.
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Great art, but also some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten from a “sometimes my brain is doing Bad Brain shit” standpoint.
We all agree that if Musk rolling *everything* into “finance AI data centers in SPACE” causes him to bust then he no longer gets to Lowttax and instead has to Ayn Rand out instead, right?
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
We all agree that if Musk rolling *everything* into “finance AI data centers in SPACE” causes him to bust then he no longer gets to Lowttax and instead has to Ayn Rand out instead, right?
On reflection if Elon ever DID successfully make a sex bot it’d totally gonna catch on fire with you stuck inside it.
ladies,,,,, am i right fellas?? always expecting things of you like common courtesy and basic hygiene. well their reign of terror is comign to an end. yuor elon-brand sexbot doesnt care abtou swamp ass and definitely has no plans to murder you
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
On reflection if Elon ever DID successfully make a sex bot it’d totally gonna catch on fire with you stuck inside it.
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Been sitting on this for FOREVER but I’m wicked stoked to say I was a contributing writer on this episode!!
It was a ton of fun coming up with some statements for consideration and it’s super cool a bunch made it to air!!
It was a ton of fun coming up with some statements for consideration and it’s super cool a bunch made it to air!!
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Been sitting on this for FOREVER but I’m wicked stoked to say I was a contributing writer on this episode!!
It was a ton of fun coming up with some statements for consideration and it’s super cool a bunch made it to air!!
It was a ton of fun coming up with some statements for consideration and it’s super cool a bunch made it to air!!
Wait does Cleveland also call jojos jojos?
I thought PDX and the rest of the PNW called them that because of some packing company where the owner labeled them that after his wife, but that was a PNW company? How would the naming hegemony spread to *Cleveland*? They have their own, bigger, culture?
I thought PDX and the rest of the PNW called them that because of some packing company where the owner labeled them that after his wife, but that was a PNW company? How would the naming hegemony spread to *Cleveland*? They have their own, bigger, culture?
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Wait does Cleveland also call jojos jojos?
I thought PDX and the rest of the PNW called them that because of some packing company where the owner labeled them that after his wife, but that was a PNW company? How would the naming hegemony spread to *Cleveland*? They have their own, bigger, culture?
I thought PDX and the rest of the PNW called them that because of some packing company where the owner labeled them that after his wife, but that was a PNW company? How would the naming hegemony spread to *Cleveland*? They have their own, bigger, culture?
The war on women having hobbies needs to end
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The war on women having hobbies needs to end
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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"Gay Genderfluid Greek Gods"
a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it
ALT: a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"Gay Genderfluid Greek Gods"