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professoraxeman
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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.

No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.

Stop the world; I want to get off.

I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
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It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.

Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Some day a real snow will come and wash all the scum off the streets."
Around a half inch of snow coming into the Twin Cities after 10pm.
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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somebody put this to Yakety Sax
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.

This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The last line of this post is an absolute all-time banger.
/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump.

Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hell yeah.

GTFO, ICE.

No Fillet of Fish for you.
Security stops ICE from entering employee area at a Minneapolis McDonalds.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #Resist #Minnesota #McDonalds #ICE
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
You can't "find a way to live with people who" relish the thought of murdering you with impunity.

Fuck Dokoupil. Fuck ICE.
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Once the dam breaks…
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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I keep going back to this. This is a taunt. They're taunting us. There is no other possible interpretation of what they're doing.

But media simply ignores this deranged behavior, because if they talk about it, one must conclude that DHS is a rogue agency, of villainous paramilitary thugs.
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The war has arrived at last, it seems.
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
These people are fucking stupid.
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
That asshole purports to represent me and it will give me *great* pleasure to send his unfathomably stupid reactionary ass packing in the next election.

He should've lost the last one, given the quality of his opponent.
2026 midterm signal?

Rep. Derrick Van Orden was one of the 17 Republicans who just voted for the Jeffries ACA funding bill. In recent months he has passionately trashed the law as the “Unaffordable Care Act” and these funds as “Covid subsidies” passed by partisan Democrats.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Dragged last year, so his pattern of reaching into vehicles with the intent to brutalize their occupants is well-established.

Put him in front of a MN jury ASAP.
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Local Boy Makes Good"

See, folks? You, too, can keep a stool warm at Mel's Midtowner for decades and at the very least sire an accidental high-achiever!
from NYT’s obit for Aldrich Ames
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
See what happens when you don't listen, @governorwalz.mn.gov ?

That guy should've been tracked down and arrested within the hour of his crime.

Now it's unlikely he'll ever face justice for the murder he committed.
Breaking:

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is why the MN BCA needs to be on site at all ICE actions and perform immediate arrests when called for.

No quarter for fascist fucks.
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Fuck these cunts.
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
These fascist motherfuckers need serious prison time.

If they don't get it, we're in for a very bad decade.
An official from Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis told MPR News that armed U.S. Border Patrol goons came onto school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people; they handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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No. Square the circle. "He's spending money on invading other countries. The only money he's spending here is to kill you."
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.

Say bad things are bad.
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
This is - I'm not kidding - *exactly* how all the Epstein drum beaters sound.
don't you see they're killing us as a distraction
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Even Ken is on board here.

If a single D has a spine, this is a layup.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Arrest every last one of these thugs - the shooter for murder and his cronies as accessories.

If they're not in jail tonight, there is no justice remaining.

Do it, @governorwalz.mn.gov .
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"Stay safe," says this rubber stamp do-nothing while citizens she represents are being murdered by fascist thugs.

The time for you to lead is past. Time for you to follow or get the fuck out of the way.
My team is gathering information about the ICE-related shooting this morning in Minneapolis.

I’ll share updates as they are available. Please stay safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM