professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
Just saw a meteor with my aurora.
Fucking badass.
Fucking badass.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just saw a meteor with my aurora.
Fucking badass.
Fucking badass.
It's really too bad the Democratic party is replete with political dunces, because this is an easy, winning message.
They were soundly defeated by Newt Fucking Gingrich - of all people - in 1994 and instead of learning lessons and improving, the Dems just kept getting dumber and weaker.
Pathetic.
They were soundly defeated by Newt Fucking Gingrich - of all people - in 1994 and instead of learning lessons and improving, the Dems just kept getting dumber and weaker.
Pathetic.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's really too bad the Democratic party is replete with political dunces, because this is an easy, winning message.
They were soundly defeated by Newt Fucking Gingrich - of all people - in 1994 and instead of learning lessons and improving, the Dems just kept getting dumber and weaker.
Pathetic.
They were soundly defeated by Newt Fucking Gingrich - of all people - in 1994 and instead of learning lessons and improving, the Dems just kept getting dumber and weaker.
Pathetic.
And shorts. And baseball caps.
Adult men not in or on the water or mowing the lawn should *not* wear short pants, and if you're not at a sporting event there's no excuse for a ball cap.
You're not twelve. Dress like a man.
Adult men not in or on the water or mowing the lawn should *not* wear short pants, and if you're not at a sporting event there's no excuse for a ball cap.
You're not twelve. Dress like a man.
44/ I think it's unseemly when men wear sweatpants outside of their house or the gym.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And shorts. And baseball caps.
Adult men not in or on the water or mowing the lawn should *not* wear short pants, and if you're not at a sporting event there's no excuse for a ball cap.
You're not twelve. Dress like a man.
Adult men not in or on the water or mowing the lawn should *not* wear short pants, and if you're not at a sporting event there's no excuse for a ball cap.
You're not twelve. Dress like a man.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
I wonder if you can buy .223 rounds with SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I wonder if you can buy .223 rounds with SNAP.
I welcome this precedent!
The verdict comes after the case came to represent broader resistance in the nation's capital to the Trump administration's law enforcement surge to the city. n.pr/47rmYsS
Subway sandwich thrower found not guilty in D.C. jury rebuke
The acquittal on a misdemeanor charge comes after the case came to represent broader resistance in the nation's capital to the Trump administration's law enforcement surge.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I welcome this precedent!
"You know - For T-rexes!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"You know - For T-rexes!"
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I will say it yet again:
The thing about leaf blowers is, anyone who uses them should die.
The thing about leaf blowers is, anyone who uses them should die.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I will say it yet again:
The thing about leaf blowers is, anyone who uses them should die.
The thing about leaf blowers is, anyone who uses them should die.
When I was younger, the line "She thought The Big Bopper was a hamburger" was one I understood on an intellectual level, but now I understand it on a visceral level.
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When I was younger, the line "She thought The Big Bopper was a hamburger" was one I understood on an intellectual level, but now I understand it on a visceral level.
Middle school kid just claimed he got excused from lit class because he's not allowed to watch "horror movies. Movie in question? Arsenic and Old Lace.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Middle school kid just claimed he got excused from lit class because he's not allowed to watch "horror movies. Movie in question? Arsenic and Old Lace.
A small group of elementary school kids is yelling, "NOT THE MAMA!" and I am flabbergasted to learn the old sitcom Dinosaurs has found new life.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A small group of elementary school kids is yelling, "NOT THE MAMA!" and I am flabbergasted to learn the old sitcom Dinosaurs has found new life.
Kindergarten girl wearing an "Out Of Your League" t-shirt.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Kindergarten girl wearing an "Out Of Your League" t-shirt.
We need a few hundred of these pictures in the coming years.
Anton Dostler, the Nazi who first and very unsuccessfully argued that he was just following orders and thus not responsible for his actions, moments before his execution by firing squad
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We need a few hundred of these pictures in the coming years.
If I wrote a NYT column on what "needs to happen," I'd be in legal trouble.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If I wrote a NYT column on what "needs to happen," I'd be in legal trouble.
Piano wire nooses cannot come soon enough for these gestapo goons.
ICE detains mother dropping off child at elementary school—refuses to even look at her U.S. legal papers.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
October 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Piano wire nooses cannot come soon enough for these gestapo goons.
Nothing beats a little kindergartner beaming with happy pride and showing you the middle page of her new unicorn book.
There are lots of rewards to this job.
There are lots of rewards to this job.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nothing beats a little kindergartner beaming with happy pride and showing you the middle page of her new unicorn book.
There are lots of rewards to this job.
There are lots of rewards to this job.
He needs much greater damage.
Trump: "It's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm paying myself. But I was damaged very greatly and any money I would get I would give to charity."
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
He needs much greater damage.
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
I gotta say, after an initial spike on my arrival here, my engagement on Bluesky is next to zero. My Twitter engagement was small, but nowhere near as pathetic as it is on BS.
This place ain't got the juice.
This place ain't got the juice.
A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission)
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I gotta say, after an initial spike on my arrival here, my engagement on Bluesky is next to zero. My Twitter engagement was small, but nowhere near as pathetic as it is on BS.
This place ain't got the juice.
This place ain't got the juice.
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He’s accomplishing what Osama bin Laden failed to do.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He’s accomplishing what Osama bin Laden failed to do.
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An stunning and accurate image of the damage done by Trump to American democratic institutions.
October 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An stunning and accurate image of the damage done by Trump to American democratic institutions.
A year ago a 12oz bag of coffee beans at Aldi was $5.99. Today I paid $8.29.
But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.
Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .
But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.
Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A year ago a 12oz bag of coffee beans at Aldi was $5.99. Today I paid $8.29.
But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.
Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .
But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.
Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .
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That AI slop is like a story a 3-year-old makes up when they get mad at another toddler: "Then I put on my crown and get into my airplane. It says on the side that I'm the king. I fly up so high over the stupid people. I throw poop down all over the mean people. They cry and cry, but I just laugh."
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That AI slop is like a story a 3-year-old makes up when they get mad at another toddler: "Then I put on my crown and get into my airplane. It says on the side that I'm the king. I fly up so high over the stupid people. I throw poop down all over the mean people. They cry and cry, but I just laugh."