professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
Friends in Texas and New Mexico sent me pics of the aurorae last night, so it must have been one hell of a flare.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Friends in Texas and New Mexico sent me pics of the aurorae last night, so it must have been one hell of a flare.
Given my attire is what Derek Guy would unreservedly call "clownish," I shudder in terror at getting his attention.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Given my attire is what Derek Guy would unreservedly call "clownish," I shudder in terror at getting his attention.
"You know - For T-rexes!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"You know - For T-rexes!"
Hey, I have an idea.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hey, I have an idea.
This precocious alien child would like a word:
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This precocious alien child would like a word:
SOMEone hasn't seen Strange New Worlds.
Also, I defy you to claime "One damn minute, Admiral" was not an attempt at comedy.
Anyway, the least funny Trek character was easily:
Also, I defy you to claime "One damn minute, Admiral" was not an attempt at comedy.
Anyway, the least funny Trek character was easily:
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
SOMEone hasn't seen Strange New Worlds.
Also, I defy you to claime "One damn minute, Admiral" was not an attempt at comedy.
Anyway, the least funny Trek character was easily:
Also, I defy you to claime "One damn minute, Admiral" was not an attempt at comedy.
Anyway, the least funny Trek character was easily:
I'll tell you what has real "populist appeal":
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'll tell you what has real "populist appeal":
I have an idea how far they'll go.
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have an idea how far they'll go.
You should be sorry, since Matlock was a lawyer.
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You should be sorry, since Matlock was a lawyer.
I'd laugh if the desperation weren't so sad.
Sorry, Florida:
Sorry, Florida:
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'd laugh if the desperation weren't so sad.
Sorry, Florida:
Sorry, Florida:
I saw a 3 year old in his prized green lizard costume in my town today. This was his sign:
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I saw a 3 year old in his prized green lizard costume in my town today. This was his sign:
Best sign at No Kings in my town:
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Best sign at No Kings in my town:
Really upset at myself for not finally making a "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!" sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Really upset at myself for not finally making a "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!" sign.
Also gonna wear this, because "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Also gonna wear this, because "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"
My No Kings sign:
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My No Kings sign:
Hello, old friend. It's been too long.
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hello, old friend. It's been too long.
"Whatever it is..."
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Whatever it is..."