professoraxeman
@axeeugene.bsky.social
Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican.
Stop the world; I want to get off.
I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
People have been saying for a year that anything non-Epstein was a "distraction," as Trump and his lackeys dismantled the federal government and built literal concentration camps.
Epstein *is* the distraction.
Epstein *is* the distraction.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
People have been saying for a year that anything non-Epstein was a "distraction," as Trump and his lackeys dismantled the federal government and built literal concentration camps.
Epstein *is* the distraction.
Epstein *is* the distraction.
It's the only way they could possibly coax enough people to eat those shit pastries.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's the only way they could possibly coax enough people to eat those shit pastries.
We could use another Sherman to march to the Pentagon and lay waste to it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We could use another Sherman to march to the Pentagon and lay waste to it.
I don't want *anyone* serving under white nationalist theocrats, so this motherf*cker better resign or the US military should disband.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I don't want *anyone* serving under white nationalist theocrats, so this motherf*cker better resign or the US military should disband.
Although I may be clownishly disheveled, I'm pretty fastidious, so stains are rare.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Although I may be clownishly disheveled, I'm pretty fastidious, so stains are rare.
It's not a slicer?
It's not a dicer?
It's not a dicer?
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's not a slicer?
It's not a dicer?
It's not a dicer?
Variation on "creme de la creme," no doubt. "The crown on the crown."
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Variation on "creme de la creme," no doubt. "The crown on the crown."
She retweeted me once in the old place. I nearly fell off my chair.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
She retweeted me once in the old place. I nearly fell off my chair.
Given my attire is what Derek Guy would unreservedly call "clownish," I shudder in terror at getting his attention.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Given my attire is what Derek Guy would unreservedly call "clownish," I shudder in terror at getting his attention.
"Posse CommiWHATNOW?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Posse CommiWHATNOW?"
As if James Bond fans are so rigid they a) demand internal continuity and/or b) cannot accept a reboot.
If the writers are this stupid, they should quit.
If the writers are this stupid, they should quit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
As if James Bond fans are so rigid they a) demand internal continuity and/or b) cannot accept a reboot.
If the writers are this stupid, they should quit.
If the writers are this stupid, they should quit.
This fucking guy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This fucking guy.
What's the movie?
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What's the movie?
Good makeup and lighting used to do wonders.
Now, hardly anyone knows how to do either.
Now, hardly anyone knows how to do either.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Good makeup and lighting used to do wonders.
Now, hardly anyone knows how to do either.
Now, hardly anyone knows how to do either.
Literal shit for brains.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Literal shit for brains.
Oh no - the dirty poors might get some scraps!
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh no - the dirty poors might get some scraps!
I'm sure they'll get over their 15 year incapacity to craft a worjable solution to our systemic health care wors in the next 50 days.
"You'll see - one day, like magic, it'll go away."
"You'll see - one day, like magic, it'll go away."
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm sure they'll get over their 15 year incapacity to craft a worjable solution to our systemic health care wors in the next 50 days.
"You'll see - one day, like magic, it'll go away."
"You'll see - one day, like magic, it'll go away."
Imagine admitting you have less stamina than a guy who literally falls asleep in publicly televised meetings.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Imagine admitting you have less stamina than a guy who literally falls asleep in publicly televised meetings.
I am no prognosticator, yet I know what we will see from the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am no prognosticator, yet I know what we will see from the Republicans.