One Ordinary Girl
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I help people live fulfilling lives based on their values. Mental health aficionado. I love Disney and my adult kids.
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One Ordinary Girl
@audreybear.bsky.social
· Feb 27
There’s a little Slim Shady in all of us.
What do you do when you know you need to work from home, but your profession (librarian) is strictly an in-person position?
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What do you do when you know you need to work from home, but your profession (librarian) is strictly an in-person position?
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It's okay, Ione Skye, we all had to sleep with someone with a trench coat and a boom box to get it out of our system at some point
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's okay, Ione Skye, we all had to sleep with someone with a trench coat and a boom box to get it out of our system at some point
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Overcome chances of morning sadness by jumping out of bed and eating several cookies before you can form any thoughts
March 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Overcome chances of morning sadness by jumping out of bed and eating several cookies before you can form any thoughts
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I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
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I’m not comfortable with the amount of music from my youth currently being used to advertise laundry detergent and paper towels
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m not comfortable with the amount of music from my youth currently being used to advertise laundry detergent and paper towels
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Next time you feel down, sing Heavens knows I'm Miserable Now in a Kermit voice and hey presto, you're smiling again.
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Next time you feel down, sing Heavens knows I'm Miserable Now in a Kermit voice and hey presto, you're smiling again.
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I'm too anxious and depressed to explain to you why I'm so anxious and depressed.
March 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm too anxious and depressed to explain to you why I'm so anxious and depressed.
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pls don’t buy me anything family size i have no self control and no family.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
pls don’t buy me anything family size i have no self control and no family.
Are people with mental health issues worthy of fulfilling relationships?
Asking because a lady at work implied they aren’t.
Also, I have mental health issues and am not in a relationship.
Asking because a lady at work implied they aren’t.
Also, I have mental health issues and am not in a relationship.
March 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Are people with mental health issues worthy of fulfilling relationships?
Asking because a lady at work implied they aren’t.
Also, I have mental health issues and am not in a relationship.
Asking because a lady at work implied they aren’t.
Also, I have mental health issues and am not in a relationship.
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Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
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Survive an apocalypse? I barely want to be here, now.
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Survive an apocalypse? I barely want to be here, now.
We’re talking Money in March on my blog! Learn more about easy budgeting here:
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Budgeting for Real Life: A Practical (and Painless) Guide to Managing Your Money
Budgeting is often seen as tedious but it provides financial freedom by allowing you to control your money. By tracking expenses, choosing suitable budgeting methods, cutting unnecessary costs, and…
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March 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We’re talking Money in March on my blog! Learn more about easy budgeting here:
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Me: Here, I made you a mix-tape.
Her: This is just 2 Princes over and over for 90 minutes.
Me: Are you seduced?
Her: This is just 2 Princes over and over for 90 minutes.
Me: Are you seduced?
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me: Here, I made you a mix-tape.
Her: This is just 2 Princes over and over for 90 minutes.
Me: Are you seduced?
Her: This is just 2 Princes over and over for 90 minutes.
Me: Are you seduced?
Mental health moment. I’ve had my sister and a friend reach out to see how I was doing in the last 24 hours.
Reach out to say “hi” to your depressed friends. They appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.
Reach out to say “hi” to your depressed friends. They appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.
February 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Mental health moment. I’ve had my sister and a friend reach out to see how I was doing in the last 24 hours.
Reach out to say “hi” to your depressed friends. They appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.
Reach out to say “hi” to your depressed friends. They appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.
There’s a little Slim Shady in all of us.
February 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
There’s a little Slim Shady in all of us.
My favorite song just came on. It’s a sign that today will be a good day. That and gluten-free pop tarts and my “keep fucking going” spinner ring.
youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...
youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...
February 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My favorite song just came on. It’s a sign that today will be a good day. That and gluten-free pop tarts and my “keep fucking going” spinner ring.
youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...
youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
And I've often been told that you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what you're like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
And I've often been told that you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what you're like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
February 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
And I've often been told that you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what you're like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
And I've often been told that you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what you're like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
I made brownies with mint frosting the other day and that’s basically all I’ve been eating since. #dietgoals
February 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I made brownies with mint frosting the other day and that’s basically all I’ve been eating since. #dietgoals
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It’s incredible how bad your insides can feel whilst looking normal on the outside.
February 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It’s incredible how bad your insides can feel whilst looking normal on the outside.
@blueskyoldschool.bsky.social I LOVE your account! 😍
February 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@blueskyoldschool.bsky.social I LOVE your account! 😍
Forever in Blue Jeans is stuck in my head. What song is stuck in yours?
February 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Forever in Blue Jeans is stuck in my head. What song is stuck in yours?
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If work emails were honest:
Hey! Just checking in. I haven't showered in 3 days because I'm so depressed I can't breathe. Hope you're well. Talk soon. 😃
Hey! Just checking in. I haven't showered in 3 days because I'm so depressed I can't breathe. Hope you're well. Talk soon. 😃
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If work emails were honest:
Hey! Just checking in. I haven't showered in 3 days because I'm so depressed I can't breathe. Hope you're well. Talk soon. 😃
Hey! Just checking in. I haven't showered in 3 days because I'm so depressed I can't breathe. Hope you're well. Talk soon. 😃
Happily following funny people on here. Are you funny? Followed!
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happily following funny people on here. Are you funny? Followed!
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My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.
February 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.
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Them: How are you?
Me: Who the fuck knows.
Me: Who the fuck knows.
February 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: Who the fuck knows.
Me: Who the fuck knows.