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J Rosser Lomax
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Uncommonly spirited (two decades of bourbon opinions), amateur raconteur (sparsely edited), a thousand picnics or none.

He/Him. Louisville, KY
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brief intercourse with hideous men
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I will never apologize for a post
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Some Pig
Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2. Department of Homeland Security said it’s “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web.” Border Patrol says 81 people arrested Saturday. (Via Desiree Mathurin & Mary Ramsey) www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a... #ncpol
Live updates: Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2
Homeland Security said it was “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web” but didn’t say how long agents would remain in Charlotte.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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“Solid gold Truck Nutz! This is magnificent. Thank you, Prime Minister.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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fill my trough bitch
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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robert moses from the power broker
What's your favourite monster/creature from literature? I'm thinking Tuunbaq from Dan Simmon's The Terror, the triffids from Wyndham's Day of the Triffids, the demon from M.R. James' Casting The Runes, Grendel, Pennywise, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN
Robin Hood and Lil Jon
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I know this is a liberation theology offshoot and not doctrine but I gotta say, let the hot dog pope cook
"But it's not only the letting go — there's also the rejoicing of how we can break the system that created the trauma and the division between us and the original caretakers of the land."
Land Back happening in Wisconsin 💜
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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you can tell bsky is a viable social media platform the way clouds of NYT contributors are crashing out on the timeline today
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
boo this man
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I would be a thousand percent fine if Bluesky decided to raise money for a professional mod team through the purchases of red text under yr av
Pay your ten bucks and shut the fuck up. Have some self respect, Jesus
Fucking hell Sarah just take your three days like our lord and savior and then come back even more on your bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Flaming Hydra is a coop. All you can do with your share is sell it back to the coop (for $1), and nobody can have more than one.

You have to be ready for growth to take a long time. Journalism is a public trust that should be accountable to readers alone, and that means readers alone pay for it.
How does one invest in left-wing media without a far-right billionaire coming along in a few years, buying said media, and remodeling it in his own image?

That seems to be a recurring problem.
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Feel like a lotta clocks been stopped lately
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Actually, yes, I have.

And I would love to see whoever owns this website update it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
THIS MAN IS MY HOMEBOY

WE SHOULD SHARE A CHURRO
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the assholes. We can live a life where bearing witness to their bullshit is valid and valued.
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Burger King of Kings, more like
This is a very generous, Christian letter.
here’s the letter one church sent to its congregation after this lady called them.“you’re bad christians because you correctly figured out that i was lying!” is not a coherent take.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This is so much funnier now LOL
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM